But I want to call him something when he says stupid things towards me!
SANTA
You are extra character
I'm not Santa you dumbass motherf**ker!
I'm not Santa!
Ok
Kris k.
Who the f**k is Kris k?
Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f**kin' amuse you? How the f**k am I funny? What the f**k is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.