Kingdom Age Haiku Wednesday (trying this out)

[MSH]

This one is a blatant pandering, but still..

100 extra gems
could go a long way
Must win tme contest

[albeezy]

This HAIKU is entitled CROSS PROMOTING:

six hundred thirty
four hundred and eighty eight
six hundred thirteen

(er) (seewhatididthere?)

[thesyllable (er)]

Kingdom age is here
NO the honor units gone
Please bring them back now

Honor! 6.5

I look to the skies
A glorious dragon flies
Ouch, his fire breath burns

Humor is awesome, I hope no one call me a glorious dragon! 8.0

Lost in Kingdom Age?
confused and vulnerable
Hope, the Forum Knights

Like the plug...7.25

My fat, fat fingers
Gems to expand, HELP, support!
Did not need the land
__________

Attack, Attack...Noooo!
Retreat, Retreat...your stats too high
Mis-clicked! Let's ally?
__________

One, two, three o'clock
Timer goes off, wakey-wake
Must open a box

Solid trio! 7.25

Der-ick Zoo-Land-er
You afraid of Kingdom Age?
No Just Box Events

And the always reliable Ben Stiller multiplier....7.25

Bee Dee Ten is done
Rampaging and pillaging
Dragonland is bliss

Nice! 7.0

Dragon flock is growing
Now one hundred and fifty
Still more eggs hatching
__________

Muahahahaha
Kingdoms fall to my army
Quake ye before me!
__________
Woman trumps dragons
Writing surreptitiously
Girlfriend not approve!

lolz.....7.75

Speaking of females
KA gals deserve tribute
Just to name a few:

Bea is powerful
Hello Kitty is Tigress
Tiki is awesome!

I could go on and on
Many more names to mention
But girlfriend waiting...

*insert Beyonce song here* ... 7.75!

Haikus for KA?
Give us katanas, not swords
Gree is Japanese!

Forum Knights to rename
Let us be: Forum Samurais!
Leader is Shogun

Like the tie-in to GREE! 7.25

Gree should do a deal
With Warhammer 40k
Two plus two make five

Girlfriend is sleeping
Haiku regrets tomorrow
Panda-eyed I be!

I bet your girlfriend would love the Haikus you write! 7.5

Four new maps were put
With greater armor drop loot
Now I can farm good

dun duh dun dun duh.....Farm It Real Good! 7.5

Four new maps were put
With new quest for us to do
Now all quest are done

lol..this is the After New Maps Haiku....7.25

Box opens in 5.
Daddy, I want the iPad!
No, go play outside.

Must collect manors.
Daddy, I want the iPad!
No, go watch TV!

G** D****t, honey!
Give her the iPad right now!
You're worse than a kid!

I'm going to entitle this....The Sleeping on the Couch Haiku.....9.5!

No boss splash screen yet
If I kill him will it count
Towards the big prize?

Nice! 7.25

Why can't I find you
In the pages of randoms?
I need favourites!

ha! 7.5

I use a timer
Collect buildings, open box
And drink tea whilst hot!

An actual timer? If so....7.5!

need 9999,
my epic dragon need milk,
where is the milk cow!!!!

Dragon Milk FTW! 7.5

This one is a blatant pandering, but still..

100 extra gems
could go a long way
Must win tme contest

lol....6.75

[EiZ]

at work, on a break.
hurry collect.
missclicked, mannors gone.

[Funkey monkey]

Er,
This is fun. Please start another one tomorrow. I still think the brothel one is funny and makes me laugh, but in case we don't do this again, I leave you with a cutting Haiku. He he

The weather is calm
It's peaceful in the kingdom
I buy a weapon

I wake up at night
My wife says what's going on
The rusty knife clicks

[Funkey monkey]

Speaking of females
KA gals deserve tribute
Just to name a few:

Bea is powerful
Hello Kitty is Tigress
Tiki is awesome!

I could go on and on
Many more names to mention
But girlfriend waiting...

YLL
I was reading some of my allies' comment walls and noticed they mentioned your Haiku. I think this one is great. I have a hard enough time with my wife explaining why I'm writing poetry for a game much less writing about some of the most powerful KA ladies.

[thesyllable (er)]

Kingdom Age Players are very good poets...I gotta give you all credit.

If you don't have your Alliance Code in your sig please PM me so I can give you said prizes....

reserved for additional brilliance

IT HAS ARRIVED:

A Kingdom Age Haiku, by albeezy, dedicated to the world's foremost authority on Haikus-Jim Rome


bosses would perish
If I had a lot of gems
Hook me up (er)

no dark boxes open
shadow knight not within reach
collecting vaulting

sitting in kingdom
waiting for the boss event
getting gems ready

how far will I get
throw in a lot of rare ones
fifteen, thirty yes

at level 41
untouchable I must seem
happy lil camper

manors going up
upgrades always going on
no idle time here

bosses would perish
If I had a lot of gems
Hook me up (er)

Winner... 100 gems

Killing, raid kingdoms
Ransacking rival's kingdoms
Kingdom Age's freedom

Honorable Mention = 75 gems

I built a Brothel.
Where is my High Priest staying?
Come out, come out now!

Winner....100 gems

Wait, that last line has 6 syllables... Redo:

Pandora's box calls
somehow my wallet opens
My wife's curse follows...

Honorable mention = 50 gems

In stillness of night
A rusty knife beckons
I awake bleary-eyed

Honorable mention = 50 gems

Dragons scorch the skies
Rival swords amid the glow
'Til golden waves break

Honorable mention = 50 gems

Box opens in 5.
Daddy, I want the iPad!
No, go play outside.

Must collect manors.
Daddy, I want the iPad!
No, go watch TV!

G** D****t, honey!
Give her the iPad right now!
You're worse than a kid!

Winner....100 gems

[albeezy]

Thanks er!