Since I cannot get a straight answer from the Indians on why they are attacking me, I was hoping that my forum friends might be willing to supply some possible reasons.
While plausible reasons are certainly welcome, I was really looking for creative and humorous answers.
Let me start out with one possible reason: The Indians are still buying the Payam BFF scam. This does not really work because for this to be true, we would have to believe that the Indians are pretty dumb, like sub-30 IQ dumb. But hey, if the shoe fits....