I wanna hear about THAT conversation, you know, the one where you have been asked to do something, or have neglected to do something, because of Crime City.
Here's one of mine:
Wife: you're back on that silly game again aren't you
Me: Not really. I'm just catching up with some stuff.
Wife: you know when you played it before some of our friends were asking if you didn't like them, because your face was always stuck in your phone.
Me: well you know, they are a bit boring
Son: Mum, leave Dad alone, he is building a criminal empire *laughs to self*
Wife: *kisses teeth*, picks up latest Shades of Grey book whilst mumbling something about me being more like Christian.