That CC Conversation

[_dan_]

Wife: Why you play game whole day ?
Me: What should I do ? Watch porn ?

[Olly1]

In board meeting yesterday-
Me: We really need to work on that, we're down on last month
Staff: ok well I've got some ideas
*Hourly timer for lockbox goes off on phone*
Me: ok what you got? I'll take some notes so fire away...
*Bury head in my phone*
Staff: Bla bla bla, white noise
Me: uh huh. Uh huh. Sure. Well go ahead and email me a summary and I'll review it. Good job.

P.s Bill that was a hell of a story, was a great read. I'm liking this thread!

[dudeman]

Friends/parents/loved ones: what game is that you're playing?
Me: crime city
F/p/lo: is it fun? What do you do?
Me: *explains basics*
f/p/lo: sounds boring
Me: it really can be. Luckily you can play for a bit and shut if off because a lot of the game is just waiting around for either something or nothing to happen.
F/p/lo: sooooo........ It's a farmville ripoff?
Me: yeah, basically. I guess you could say that. It's a crappy game from a company of idiots, but it's addictive anyways.
F/p/lo: *stops talking to me*

[Paulio]

Billionaire, nice story. Hopefully your ex hasn't discovered the forums ... she just may be lurking about

[The Billionaire]

Billionaire, nice story. Hopefully your ex hasn't discovered the forums ... she just may be lurking about

She'd probably laugh because she knows i turned her, she use to hate it so much she called it Crime Sh;tty and now she's dropping mafia to begin no banking whilst saving for her NC lmfao

[Deluxe]

i wouldn't consider that a win but whatev.

here's mine:

Best Friend (coworker): Hey, going on my lunch now.
Dreno33: Hey could you-
Best Friend: *sigh* sure... *reaches hand out for my phone*

Dreno33: You want to go to San Diego Aug. 11th?
Girlfriend: Sure! What did you have in mind there???
Dreno33: Meeting MW players and CCM
Girlfriend: Oh.. *sigh* ok...
Dreno33: It'll be fun!
Girlfriend: alright.
Dreno33: I promise!(:
Girlfriend: mhmm..

*No joke, i got to meet CCM Aug. 11th(: He's a good guy, pretty funny too.*

I dont know what world you live in but when i can quiet a naggy broad how is that NOT a victory!?!? Come on...

[.Crime City Mark.]

I wanna hear about THAT conversation, you know, the one where you have been asked to do something, or have neglected to do something, because of Crime City.

Here's one of mine:

Wife: you're back on that silly game again aren't you

Me: Not really. I'm just catching up with some stuff.

Wife: you know when you played it before some of our friends were asking if you didn't like them, because your face was always stuck in your phone.

Me: well you know, they are a bit boring

Son: Mum, leave Dad alone, he is building a criminal empire *laughs to self*

Wife: *kisses teeth*, picks up latest Shades of Grey book whilst mumbling something about me being more like Christian.

I enjoyed giving you that ban burn you snake.

[Pasta]

Some thief:gimme yo iPhone
Me:wait I need to collect my buildings first!
St:I don't care just gimme yo phone!
Me: I said I need to collect my buildings!!! Be patient!
St: JUST GIMME YO PHONE!!!'
Me: Sorry an event just started I'm gonna need this for a couple of days.
St: *commits suicide*

[Bopper]

Prior to our newborn, at 3am
Her: If I wake up to you playing that game one more time you're sleeping in the living room.
Me: I forgot to send a work email before we fell asleep.
Her: I can see your screen.
Me: Sorry

Since he's arrived, at 3am
Him: Waaa!
Me: I'll get it!

Braving dirty diapers and heating breast milk to feed the addiction.

[Bea]

This morning...

Him: Are you on that game?
Me: Yes, I got #19 late last night in this event and I just needed one more before it finishes at 8am. I just got it. Yay! ...?
Him: Were you on that game at 4am?
Me: Yes but only for a few seconds.
Him: Don't you think you spend too much time on that game?
Me: Yes, but it won't be forever. And it's not killing me, is it?
Him: Why don't you do a degree or something?
Me: I've already got 2 degrees.
Him: Why don't you read a book.
Me: I am reading a book. When's the last time you read a book? Anyway, I already told you I'd give up if you give up smoking.
(End of conversation)

[Jill]

Great thread Burn....