I'm gone. I'm back... AMA

[Burn]

Hello criminals

Damn those non-consumable TLCs, they got me out of retirement before the Summer ended!!

I've been lurking during my absence, so I've seen most of the developments, good and bad, and probably have an opinion on most of them.

Cold Karma and their weapons of mass destruction, Events, Who is Santa, Forum Trolls, Boys masquerading as Girls, Cheaters, New Events, 50 Shades of Grey, or anything else you want to talk about. Just ask... (alternatively if you all collectively conspire to ignore me, I'll have no choice but to go away again).

Oh and thx to CCM for fixing my account so I could log back in and get involved.

[joaquim]

Are you recruiting for rat catching? I couldn't do it back then since I wasn't at level 100 but I am now.

[fuzzy]

Great to have you back.

Did do anything fun while you where gone?

I'm up for rat catching now since I'm up to level 119...where do I sign up?

[eka6484]

I'm sure no one is going to ignore you mate. Like I said in game, welcome back! Are you planning on sticking around?

[koralene]

Welcome back Burn So happy to see you hun

[Dipstik]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

[joaquim]

Ever seen a grown man naked?

I'd like to add to that. Family members don't count.

[fuzzy]

What's your take on the new event bidding war?

[Burn]

Rat Catching is so last season I think it has perhaps been overtaken by people joining gangs and accusing each other of cheating. Besides which, in honesty, it isn't working, only Gree can fix the 499 problem.

Plus I have an admission to make... when I quit I nuked my mob size to 0, changed the in-game name, brought it back up to 399 mob with VIP and gave the game to my son (not so he could be a Rat, but so he could play the game under a different identity, in a different bracket, without my baggage) - but he was playing at 399 and doing Thug Life, so if I returned to Rat Catching, I'd have to beat the sh!t out of my son. He s bigger than me, that ain't happening!

In my defense, when the TLCs were launched, I told him to farm them, and my daily interest in how many he had then led to me getting my hunger for the game back. I took over from him a few days ago, increased my mob back to over 500 with VIP, and here I am.

But Rat Catching, well I think I'm done with it. Maybe.

[eka6484]

So how many tlc's do you have? I think I've only got 25

[Dipstik]

Rat Catching is so last season ... Besides which, in honesty, it isn't working, only Gree can fix the 499 problem.

+10 characters.

[nopenopenope]

Welcome back Bernie.

[Burn]

Thx for the welcomes.

Yes I'm back.

Until I get bored again. I have learnt that taking a time-out allows you to get a better sense of perspective. I certainly won't be spending heavily going forward. Maybe a bit here and there.

The new events are ridiculous. Being on the outside looking in, it was crazy to see people spending so much, not just to get into top bracket, but to be #1 - given that carries no prize, it is absolute proof that the driving force for many is purely ego driven - that's crazy.

Grown man naked, yes my son walked out of his bedroom the other day, he had a nosebleed so was cupping his face with both hands, leaving his d!ck swinging in the wind. He's blessed. And it didn't come from me.

[nopenopenope]

lmfao!! but in all seriousness, time to pitch your tent, dude.

[Burn]

TLC = 64 as of 10 seconds ago.