If Payam and I did not hate each other so much, I could join Dipstik and Payam and we could be the Dipstik-Payam-Swifty Gang.
OMFG! The DPS Gang! (for you noobs who did not do the Everquest beta, DPS is damage per second)
We could go around derailing threads and disrespecting people, it would be tons of fun.
I sometimes lie awake at night wondering if it was Fate that caused Payam and I to be enemies. Like one of those Greek tragedies, dontcha know? Cannot escape Destiny.