My sincerest apologies.... :(

[upsman_17]

I would like to sincerely apologize to the forum community for creating such a horribly offensive thread earlier today. My hopes of getting people to laugh instead of harp on the recent negatives in the game no doubt caused great unrest and turmoil among the community. I apologize to Crime City Mark for having to take time out of his busy schedule of promptly answering concerns and fixing those hacking/cheater/glitch issues that have been plaguing the game to close down my offensive thread. I should have known better than to attempt this behavior in such a fascist environment. And lastly, I apologize to my momma because she raised me better than this. I'm sorry momma, I done bad, real bad. I hope in time my actions can be forgiven and I can move past this event as it does not represent what I am about.

[Dipstik]

Pfft. It's the Internet. If your thread doesn't involve some number of girls and a completely different number of cups, it's not offensive enough. I'm more offended by the apology, honestly.

[upsman_17]

Because my apology was oh so sincere? I like your reference btw, haven't thought about that video in awhile.

[Holicaholic]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk up again?

[mnju_03]

Did you two come together? No? Would you like to?

[jobadass]

Do you like apples? I'm gonna take you back to my place and bang the sht out of you. How you like them apples?

[mnju_03]

Do you like apples? I'm gonna take you back to my place and bang the sht out of you. How you like them apples?

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd banned.

[jobadass]

all apologies to my momma too. Earlier thread was closed by the time I got home from work

[jobadass]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd banned.

See you on the next one Francis

[mnju_03]

See you on the next one Francis

That's what she said.

[Tramp Stamp]

Your chest reminds me of my mother's after her plastic surgery.

[jobadass]

Your chest reminds me of my mother's after her plastic surgery.

Dude, that one ALWAYS works.

[Joeycool]

I've lost my phone number, please can I have yours?

[jobadass]

I've lost my phone number, please can I have yours?

So reminds me of; excuse me. I'm lost. can you give me directions to your place?

[Dipstik]

Back in college I had to talk to a friend of mine quick, but she was in the middle of a conversation with some chick whining about how there were no good men at the school. I cut in with "hi, I'm (name), chronically single. Nice to meet you."

We're married now.