The Funzio Rollercoaster. From a semi addict's point of view.
1. Been playing the game a lot. Love it. Want to give something back to the creators and buy gold. Even though I wanna be pro and not buy gold items.
2. Wait for next gold discount. Aiming to buy 110 gold to spend on some buildings.
3. Discount happens. Funzio changes the mechanics so all players will lose more fights. Funzio is trying to fool the average player into "gold submission".
4. Realize this is not the first time Funzio does this. Anger ensumes. Wannabe pro gamer feels like buying gold is the same as being "played" by cheap tactics. Doesn't want to promote similar tactics in the future. Doesn't spend gold during discount.
5. Wait for discount to end. Buys gold. Funzio gets 20% more money from an average player.
6. Funzio still tricked lots of people to buy gold. Company advances on the top grossing app list. Funzio wins regardless.
Get off ride. Bumhole feels like it's been through U.S airport security. Looks back and at the Funzio team cheering and toasting with their new former EA executive employee..
Would have given you money regardless..
Disappointed.