More jokes please! I like them and crack up every time I read them, but I am a dork like that
Yes
No
No, but they're sort of clever and not bad for a non-commedian
More jokes please! I like them and crack up every time I read them, but I am a dork like that
Surely this thread should be renamed end of an error and close the damn game down
Why are carjackers more honest than Gree?
At least they're up front about stealing from you
What do you call someone who continues to frequent where they keep getting carjacked and keeps complaining about getting carjacked?
Lmao Phillip....don't listen to the whiners bro.....keep it up....
#Bestthreadever....lol
What's the difference between DECA and GREE?
I'm still waiting to find out
Double Negative is always recruiting. T10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34FoTYwwlIQ
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CEO of deca gets home from work to find his wife dead and his top engineers standing over the body. "What have you done"
"You said nix the nag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
Ceo of deca gets home from work to find his mother in law dead and his top engineers standing over the body. "What have you done"
"You said nix the bag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
CEO of deca gets home from work to find his wife strapped to the kitchen table and his top engineers standing her with scapel blades getting ready to cut into her boobs. "What have you done"
"You said fix the sag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
CEO of deca steps out of the shower and finds his top engineers waiting with cameras to take pictures of his crotch. "What are you doing?"
"You said take pix of your bag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
CEO of deca gets home from work to find his top engineers cornering his dog with a big pair of scissors. "What are you doing?"
"You said nix the wag"
"No, I said fix the lag"