General: how are we going to win this war?
Soldier( also a crime city player): tap real fast?
General: no you idiot, with guns
Yes
No
No, but they're sort of clever and not bad for a non-commedian
General: how are we going to win this war?
Soldier( also a crime city player): tap real fast?
General: no you idiot, with guns
Q: how do you succeed at Crime City?
A: smarts, strategy and teamwork?
A: no, by buying gold, what's the matter with you?
How about we give it a chance? I mean we all seem to like it enough to play it, or at least to come on here and blame itOriginally Posted by Phillip99
"When the going gets weird
The Weird turn pro."
-- Hunter S Thompson, True American
Not sure if you got the joke.......
More jokes please! I like them and crack up every time I read them, but I am a dork like that
Why are carjackers more honest than Gree?
At least they're up front about stealing from you
CEO of deca gets home from work to find his wife dead and his top engineers standing over the body. "What have you done"
"You said nix the nag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
Ceo of deca gets home from work to find his mother in law dead and his top engineers standing over the body. "What have you done"
"You said nix the bag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
CEO of deca gets home from work to find his wife strapped to the kitchen table and his top engineers standing her with scapel blades getting ready to cut into her boobs. "What have you done"
"You said fix the sag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
Now THATS funny.
CC Mafia Codes: 888 701 464, 503 892 849, 608 943 190, 864 348 557, 502 240 575
Syndicate 💥 720 641 277
MW Alliance Codes: 712 849 183, 135 451 857, 250 563 636
Faction 💥 751 241 780
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