returned last night and replaced the purloined loot for everyone in our fakeshun.

But, but, but, it gets better.

Seems mean, old, Mr THEGREEnch even dropped off some extra trinkets, enough so that our fake stats were "jacked" outta sight, as in them fake stats done got more faker and higher, too.

Go figure, mate, because I'm too damn dumb to DEW the maths on this Christmas caper.