Where da RP (Real Players) at?

[Dipstik]

So tell me, what defines a real player?

Apparently Jess does.

[doctormojo]

So tell me, what defines a real player?

I don't know, I've been trying to figure it out. I hoped that a thread like this might coax some of them out of the woodwork so that we could see for ourselves, since Jess refuses to actually explain it to anyone.

[Heapsofblue]

I don't know, I've been trying to figure it out. I hoped that a thread like this might coax some of them out of the woodwork so that we could see for ourselves, since Jess refuses to actually explain it to anyone.

Oh well I'm real and I play....that should make me real player....smh

[Heapsofblue]

Apparently Jess does.

Lmao......very good come back

[doctormojo]

Oh well I'm real and I play....that should make me real player....smh

It seems like it would be as simple as that, doesn't it? But apparently there's more to it than that.

[Heapsofblue]

It seems like it would be as simple as that, doesn't it? But apparently there's more to it than that.

Wouldn't it be great if thejess explained then

[Red BD]

Apparently Jess does.

Apparently TheJess suspects some of us playing CC have been usurped by "creatures" who pop up in suburban US back yard gardens from plants, consume their doubles in some horrid (?) manner and then simply assume their lives for some purpose never clearly stated.
As part of assuming the Real Folks lives these Pod/Unreal People assume the avatars in games like CC and hence the concept of Real vs Unreal Players was born in the mind of TheJess who apparently fancies himself as a hero on an extended episode of The Twilight Zone.

And some folks say that drugs are harmless.

[namedud]

The people who fit TheJess' definition of "real players" are the people who would have no use for this forum even if it had step by step walkthroughs for everything you can possibly do stickied in every sub. Kind of ironic looking at his/her/its posts.

[doctormojo]

I just have to say that I am thrilled at how this thread has taken off in this wasteland of a dead forum. Maybe Jess will finally explain wtf they've been going on about all this time, or at least just stfu and stop stalking random people they've got some kind of petty childish vendetta against! I'm something of an optimist, though.

[Winnson]

Apparently Jess does.

QFT - And he's an angry one at that!

[crime cow]

I have to agree with Vile on this one...this has gotten pretty entertaning! Keep doin your thing OneShot! #istandwithoneshot

[PC77]

Just got a PM from Jess, he'll be along to explain his real player gibberish soon, 1Shots plums are still in his mouth so he can't speak at the moment

[crime cow]

Haha!! You just caused me to take a trip down memory lane 1986, back when I still thought gay jokes were funny… Overall I'd say the 80's were a good time!

[Dipstik]

Gay jokes?

[crime cow]

Gay jokes.