Mr. Prime Minister, I hear you may be in need of our services.
We'll volunteer to help keep everyone playing nicely, sharing their toys, keeping hands and faces clean, noses outta other tappers' business, smiling broadly, and we'll DEW it FREE.
We won't abuse the power you'd entrust with, we'd get honest answers for every customer, and we'd follow all your rules leading by example so that the FUN would be restored in the game and the forum.
Whatcha say, Mr. Prime Minister, we're your boys and girls, boss?