I can hardly contain myself.
Heck, the entire MW UNIVERSE waits, anxious, unsure, perhaps bewildered and confused.
Why?
Will THEY retain their "TAPIONSHIP"?
I've run the numbers through my reliable Timex Sinclair Computer.
I've even communicated with the legendary Ferry, who sends along his well wishes to those who are preparing to tap it to the death.
The answer is known only to me, myself, and I.
I've sealed the results in a sanitized Kraft mayonnaise jar, and buried it in my barnyard.
I've hired three "kids" armed with Lone Ranger cap pistols to protect the prediction.
Will THEY tap it off, or will they get out tapped?
With such a prestigious "TAPIONSHIP" at stake, who's worried about terrorism, Ebola, Legionnaire's Disease, world peace, oil prices, a presidential election, or any other nonsense?