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Speed ump
Once upon a time....
A bird named Ferr started a nest
He looked to recruit the best but became quickly depressed
B/c the best in the game were already on top
He had no choice but to fill his flock
With the type of fowl who prefer colder climate
Penguins amasses to battle super pirates
Bird hopes and dreams were consistently crushed
Yet Ferr painted each loss with an elegant brush
Depicting images of honor and grandeur
He promised his flock mates greener pastures
To attain 1st place just a single event
He begged and pleaded for more money to be spent.
When finally the nest became disenchanted,
A coup took place and Ripper demanded
That a new strategy must take place
And priority number one was that Ferr was replaced.
Farewell Ferr and welcome Ripper
Yet the new strategy seemed very similar
"We just have to spend more and we will win?
Yes, of course..it will be great fun"
Same strategy same result,
Yet no bird claims that the loss is their fault.
"If we can't beat them spending we need a new plan,
Cheating is alright it's worth the ban,
Let's bring in RA health hackers,
We can use them to teach our others"
One miscalculation on the birds part,
Sup finds out and tears the plan apart.
Losses continue and their morale dwindles
Birds can't recruit and the team is in shambles
First is a pipe-dream, then second is lost,
Yet chirping continues no matter the cost,
Penguins new placement has fallen to third,
Perfect end-game, third rhymes with bird.
You thought you could outspend,cheat,rely on luck,
But simple history is you got SUP'd UP
-BIRD tRAPPER aka Edgar Allan SUPoe
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