Gotta go fast
I don't have words to make you feel better about the ponies, John, but I do have arms if you need a hug.
Tiny cute pink things make me question my masculinity. I don't like it... I stick with safe, manly things.
On a slightly different note, someone once referred to wrestling as "two sweaty men in skin tight leotards fighting over a belt." I promptly suplexed him into submission.
I had to look and this made me smile