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Attention Crime Lords and Ladies. It would appear that Captain Torgue has been accosted by unknown assailants. These must be extremely strong, intelligent and dangerous forces to have captured the person that many consider to be the holotype of a warrior.
Do not attempt to engage these evil forces on your own.
If you see something, say something.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing! Edmund Burke