Profile should include accomplice total attack and defense.

[Winnson]

They should do it like I do my signature.

And let us know what our mafia power defense is too.

Why is that kept secret from us? That's ridiculous.

This is your character.

Spend tons of gold on it, even though you don't know what stats you're buying. That's none of your damn business anymore.

Accomplices have been introduced to the game! What an exciting development!

Gunsmith!
Assassin!
Demolition!
Muscle!
Driver!
Tech Expert!

All are stat buffers that do exactly the same thing. Fantastic!

Buy more gold! Fantastic!

Everyone running the game right now should be taken behind the barn and shot, by Zander Hicks.

Our demolition expert. Over and over and over again.



New game mode, just introduced! Repeats are already a problem. Look for more of them soon!

[Winnson]

I'm just about to get Paul Ringo Wei again! For the second, maybe even the third time!

I've heard if it's more than twice your stats don't change anymore! That's why I keep my score up to date in my signature here! I've got so many dupes already I wouldn't know if my accomplice score changed if I didn't keep track of it here.

Paul Ringo Wei will be another repeat, but he might be a repeat repeat.

Awesome update guys!

Great work!

[Weasel]

Question: How do you get an awesome job at Gree?

Answer: Enroll in the sp.ed curriculum when beginning your secondary level education. You will be groomed and fast tracked for a cushy (and kushy) job at Gree in sunny California.

[Winnson]

At Gree, we burn through more weed before noon than you will ever puff in a lifetime™.

And then, we break out the Tequila!

YeeeeeHawwwwww