I can haz correction plz?

[Dipstik]

The grammatical accuracy of posts on this forum seems to have degenerated lately... someone needs to do something about it.

[John_Locke]

Apology for poor English.

Where were you when Grammar Nazi was ban

I sat at home collecting buildings then here

"Nazi is ban"

"No"

And you????

[polly]

So glad the natzi was banned

Thought the forum was going down hill fast

[John_Locke]

So glad the natzi was banned

Thought the forum was going down hill fast

You forgot your end punctuation.

[Dipstik]

So glad the natzi was banned

Thought the forum was going down hill fast

You used two sentence fragments, you misspelled Nazi, you failed to capitalize a proper noun, you used no punctuation, and "downhill" is one word.

[Phillip99]

You used two sentence fragments, you misspelled Nazi, you failed to capitalize a proper noun, you used no punctuation, and "downhill" is one word.

Run-on sentence.

[John_Locke]

Run-on sentence.

You're cute when you're trying to be smart. Lists don't need to encompass multiple sentences, silly.

[Phillip99]

You're cute when you're trying to be smart. Lists don't need to encompass multiple sentences, silly.

*you're
*don't
While acceptable, it is preferable and more appropriate not to use contractions.

[John_Locke]

*you're
*don't
While acceptable, it is preferable and more appropriate not to use contractions.

Then your corrections should have read, "*you are" and "*do not." Moreover, when correcting someone, make sure they're wrong.

Keep trying, though! You're still so cute when you're trying to be smart.

[Phillip99]

Then your corrections should have read, "*you are" and "*do not." Moreover, when correcting someone, make sure they're wrong.

Keep trying, though! You're still so cute when you're trying to be smart.

I am not trying, I am quite smart. I take fish oil every day; it is proven to improve mental performance. And if I am not smart yet, I will be soon. I only started recently.

[Dipstik]

Wow, Phillip... you're getting owned here.

[John_Locke]

Wow, Phillip... you're getting owned here.

I'm stopping. Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

Oh, and I got a warm, fuzzy feeling from your comment. Thanks, Dippy.

[Phillip99]

I'm stopping. Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

Oh, and I got a warm, fuzzy feeling from your comment. Thanks, Dippy.

That is Ableism! You should be ashamed.

[John_Locke]

That is Ableism! You should be ashamed.

I've been browsing /b/ too long to feel shame.