AWOL my King James donkey!

[Sumiala]

The only thing AWOL is Gree's competence, and that has been missing for a long long time.
AWOL = Absent without Leave
Tied with your hands behind you back and being slapped in the face = Gree style

[Bob Belcher]

Your still here,so you must enjoy it!!
That's all I take away from this post.

[Sumiala]

I like my faction. That could be an alternative explanation.
I leave it up to you...