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I thought that sounded like little league bleacher chatter!

I have no idea what he's saying, but my policy is to judge ideas based on the punctuation and grammar of the author.

I'd have assumed this guy had a firm toe hold in the 'normal' range of...

Aww. I got an infraction point for the yo mama jokes. :(

I am enjoying the yo mama jokes. Good call on that one.

http://pages.teamintraining.org/EtoolsBaseDir/2012/5/17/17/members/2112397/tired-runner.jpg

^^^ This thread.

Man, I miss that guy. Best liked villain on the forums; he'd pop a joke at one member and pop a cap in the other in the same breath. Plus, who could argue with sharktopus?

Boost buildings are gold Buildings. In hindsight, I don't know why I expected otherwise.

Then who would we make fun of?

That's unfortunate. I rather like my signature.

Edit: HOLY COW THEY TOOK IT AWAY! That's just mean. :(

TL;DR: Everything.

Bonus riddle: what's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Cinco de Mayo?

I can't do a good Mexican accent.

When may 4th and may 5th collide.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Juan+solo_83c4f5_3601269.jpg

I give you: Juan Solo.

If it's the game they're working hard at, are they really customers?

I'm tweaking my kettle corn recipe in preparation for wherever this stat explosion takes us. I have absolutely no idea what's going to happen, but I do know one thing.

I'm going to need a lot of...

The thread I linked was a nonsensical thread about air Jordans for dogs. At least I think; it looked like it was written in a different language, then copy/pasted from Bing's translator. It was...

Not cool, mods! Locking the thread I linked to, sure; completely understandable. Deleting my post? I could live with that. But I bookmarked that thread because it was funny, and I wanted to read it...

Dang. That reminds me of when the rivals list was changed; reading that was painful.

This forum makes me sad now. Even my joke thread got locked.

Lawyers turn intelligence, quick wit and self control into money. Just a random thought I had today when someone told me I reminded them of a lawyer. (If you were wondering, it wasn't intended as a...