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Wow 15 posts. I'm a "Superstarrrrr"! Please don't be mean to me, I get upset vewy easily. Just cause I have boy parts doesn't mean I'm not a girl. I like long walks on the beach, puppy dogs and my...

I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout!

Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me! That's what my nose said

How did gree know my member is junior?

I admit, I think welfare pirates are so cute. Teehee, love ya Ronny, my darling one eyed captain

I like to shave my pee wee Herman and put lipstick on him.

I am such a reeeetaaaaard! Won't you be my neighbour?

Oh dear, I can't spell vewy well, I'm kind of a dummy. Giggles

I wish I was a lazy dog so the fix could jump over me

I'm a pretty girl, I like pink dresses and lovely little dollies

Yes I do have fleas, they are my friends

Capt Ron is my best bud and partner in bed

Hairy armpits are a turn on

I like to smell my farts, yummy

Hello, I'm a cwazy wabbit