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CEO of deca gets home from work to find his top engineers cornering his dog with a big pair of scissors. "What are you doing?"
"You said nix the wag"
"No, I said fix the lag"

CEO of deca steps out of the shower and finds his top engineers waiting with cameras to take pictures of his crotch. "What are you doing?"
"You said take pix of your bag"
"No, I said fix the lag"

CEO of deca gets home from work to find his wife strapped to the kitchen table and his top engineers standing her with scapel blades getting ready to cut into her boobs. "What have you done"
"You...

Ceo of deca gets home from work to find his mother in law dead and his top engineers standing over the body. "What have you done"
"You said nix the bag"
"No, I said fix the lag"

CEO of deca gets home from work to find his wife dead and his top engineers standing over the body. "What have you done"
"You said nix the nag"
"No, I said fix the lag"

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Thanks for participating

Thanks bud. Greatest compliment ever. I do it for the fans.......

Why are carjackers more honest than Gree?

At least they're up front about stealing from you

Not sure if you got the joke.......

Q: how do you succeed at Crime City?
A: smarts, strategy and teamwork?
A: no, by buying gold, what's the matter with you?

General: how are we going to win this war?
Soldier( also a crime city player): tap real fast?
General: no you idiot, with guns

Fool: what a great marriage between gree and deca

Wise man: I Decagree

Thanks for participating tzora, that's the spirit

Q: how are the silent assassins like the golden state warriors?

A: they're not, they're just lucky that fight club broke up.

CEO of gree: we are gonna own crime city for the next ten years, I can smell the fame, hell yeah.

Employee: ok boss

The next day: CEO: what have you done?

Employee: oh, I thought you said,...

CEO of deca: hey you've been doing a great job around here why don't you take the rest of the day off, take some time in the city and run around.

Employee: ok boss

The next day: CEO: what have...

Decrease
Everyone's
Crime City
Amusement

How long does it take to log on to crime city?

A DECAde

Q: what does gree have in common with deca?

A: greed and decadence.

With the passing of the game to deca, there will be no more gree jokes. That being said, it's the start of a new era.