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*hitting you with a folding metal chair*

I have a red stapler.

*answering the fax*

Hello?

Try it again then.

Be my guest.

Its broken.

Please use the doorbell.

There's an app for that.

Lol @ the ocean comment.

I'm assuming this will soon end up on Tosh.0. :)

I'm sure he'd be better than Donald Trump. ;)

Joe Walsh ran for president once too, didn't he?

Did he ever?

Yay!!! New Christopher Walken movie coming out. :)

Totally agree. Probably my favourite Louis Gossett Jr movie.

Lol. I found that the plural part was more offensive than the misspelling. :)

You know cows only have 1 UDDER, right?

Legally, you only have half a belly button now.

Seems like a good trade: jewery for sodomy.

9 out of 10 doctors agree. It turns out that the 10th was really just a janitor masquerading as a doctor.

Yellow in front, brown in back.

You're a tool.

Again, don't assume you know anything about me, because you don't.
I've been to plenty of bachelor parties, and nobody has ever been tied to a chair, surrounded by holes (as you so...

"basic" being the keyword, since what you said made no sense whatsoever: je suis un homme le monde ..

You don't know a thing about me, so don't even try. I'm not whining about anything, so keep...

How am I whining?

Et un jour peut-être que je vais comprendre ce que t'essaies de dire.

Edit: for those who don't speak French, Dravak doesn't make any more sense in other languages either.

Just think of all the Geometry studying you could be doing instead of trolling on here. I used to love Geometry.