Originally Posted by
DA_Chris
On a planet far less civilized than the Mondoshawans, there was a strange blue glow and rising tide that completely obscured the approaching ships and their bristling, bright purple whiskers, and ZF1 guns. And even with their advanced technology, all surrendered before the ship began to corkscrew wildly. While sirens sang to all gods, panic ensued on and everyone ran while captain sat down and commanded to the crows, "Kill them all! Kill'em wit fire and green jello! Man the cannons, but be gentle. Don't scratch the paint on my brand new cannons." So they hastily got turtle wax for Captain Cosby's pretty diving board and bounced high into the sky.
Meanwhile, the planet's waka headhunters burned their polka records. Huge flames spread across the savagelands as Captain Cosby called Captain Malkin a big cheesehead. Cosby laughed hard, and he proclaimed that EVERYONE included shall have Jell-o with rainbow sprinkles (but no balloons) til chores are give to monkeys that can fly at the speed...