How to make a roll call more fun?
ROLL ROLL ROLL THE BIRD
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How to make a roll call more fun?
ROLL ROLL ROLL THE BIRD
Two muffins are in an oven. One looks at the other and says, "It's getting hot in here." The other one replies, " AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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We saw this today. Too funny! http://youtu.be/cEPazLTGceI
("The Death Star Conspiracy - Was It An Inside Job?") ;) ;) ;)
She's single....
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my patio.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me and said,
"I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight!
Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??
A new number 1 alliance is pretty funny.
but they are just too good
this 10 post things pretty annoying
A blonde and brunette are watching the 10 o'clock news. The main story is about a man on a ledge of a tall building. The brunette says to the blonde, "Ten bucks he jumps." The blonde replies, "You're on." A few minutes later the news reports that sadly the man did jump. When the blonde went to pay up the brunette confessed, "I cheated. I saw this report earlier on the 6 o'clock news." The blonde said, "So did I, but I didn't think he would do it again."