With the passing of the game to deca, there will be no more gree jokes. That being said, it's the start of a new era.
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With the passing of the game to deca, there will be no more gree jokes. That being said, it's the start of a new era.
Q: what does gree have in common with deca?
A: greed and decadence.
How long does it take to log on to crime city?
A DECAde
Decrease
Everyone's
Crime City
Amusement
CEO of deca: hey you've been doing a great job around here why don't you take the rest of the day off, take some time in the city and run around.
Employee: ok boss
The next day: CEO: what have you done?
Employee: Oh I thought you said buy Crime City and run it into the ground.
CEO of gree: we are gonna own crime city for the next ten years, I can smell the fame, hell yeah.
Employee: ok boss
The next day: CEO: what have you done?
Employee: oh, I thought you said, sell the game to deca.
Q: how are the silent assassins like the golden state warriors?
A: they're not, they're just lucky that fight club broke up.
Gree: how's the game doing?
Employee: noobs are tapping sir!
Gree: good good.
Deca: how's the game doing?
Employee: noobs are still tapping!!
Deca: yayyyy! bonus for everyone. keep them noobs buying pixels and tapping for pixels!
Thanks for participating tzora, that's the spirit
Fool: what a great marriage between gree and deca
Wise man: I Decagree
ummm why wud u d!ckagree?
General: how are we going to win this war?
Soldier( also a crime city player): tap real fast?
General: no you idiot, with guns
Q: how do you succeed at Crime City?
A: smarts, strategy and teamwork?
A: no, by buying gold, what's the matter with you?
How about we give it a chance? I mean we all seem to like it enough to play it, or at least to come on here and blame itQuote:
Originally Posted by Phillip99
Not sure if you got the joke.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Red BD
More jokes please! I like them and crack up every time I read them, but I am a dork like that
Surely this thread should be renamed end of an error and close the damn game down
Now THATS funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Red BD
Why are carjackers more honest than Gree?
At least they're up front about stealing from you
What do you call someone who continues to frequent where they keep getting carjacked and keeps complaining about getting carjacked?
Lmao Phillip....don't listen to the whiners bro.....keep it up....:D:D:D
#Bestthreadever....lol
What's the difference between DECA and GREE?
I'm still waiting to find out
Thanks bud. Greatest compliment ever. I do it for the fans.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Portnoy
Thanks for participatingQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Nezzar
Thanks for participatingQuote:
Originally Posted by Evan1000
CEO of deca gets home from work to find his wife dead and his top engineers standing over the body. "What have you done"
"You said nix the nag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
Ceo of deca gets home from work to find his mother in law dead and his top engineers standing over the body. "What have you done"
"You said nix the bag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
CEO of deca gets home from work to find his wife strapped to the kitchen table and his top engineers standing her with scapel blades getting ready to cut into her boobs. "What have you done"
"You said fix the sag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
CEO of deca steps out of the shower and finds his top engineers waiting with cameras to take pictures of his crotch. "What are you doing?"
"You said take pix of your bag"
"No, I said fix the lag"
CEO of deca gets home from work to find his top engineers cornering his dog with a big pair of scissors. "What are you doing?"
"You said nix the wag"
"No, I said fix the lag"