nobody likes me? Im going out to eat worms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
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nobody likes me? Im going out to eat worms.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
Good protein, I hear.Quote:
Originally Posted by jobadass
that's what they told me bourbon was for. Did they lie to me? Is it not good? Oh my, I'm gonna have a panic attack. Somebody get me a paper bag to breath into.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
I thought bourbon was good for putting hair on your chest, which is why I don't drink bourbon.Quote:
Originally Posted by jobadass
Interesting point. I used to drink mostly beer until 5 years ago and didn't have much body hair at all. Switched to bourbon, and now I have a wooley chest and have to constantly upkeep my brows, ears and nose. I thought it was getting older but must be the damn bourbon!
It's called puberty, welcome to being 13...Quote:
Originally Posted by jobadass
Have a nice day :)
Not much hair on my sleek smooth bod. LOL.
But I do like women with hairy bods. :p
Well now we all know Dillinja has hair on his chest. Thanks D.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinja
Have a nice day. :)
yes , because Mommy fed me mostly beer until I was 8, then switched me to bourbon. We both sleep much better now tho she has to put the plastic liner on my matress, as I piss the bed more often.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinja
Come on out here to Amish country. You'd be in heaven!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
Nasty! You're joking right? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
Ick, Nudie. Ick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
Hey! Everybody knows that hairy women are more affectionate. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by joaquim
There are a lot of hairy women out there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
They just shave their legs and arms, laser their pits, wax their strips, trim their unibrows...
I believe you may be misinformed. Somebody lied to you, Nudie. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
My friends tell me that the ones that aren't hairy are the ones that are fun to feel. They probably get this from the porn that they watch.
So you like Italian women?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
Good Lord, Joaquim! How old are you exactly??Quote:
Originally Posted by joaquim
All of a sudden you take on the 'Santa" persona? What gives Joaquim?Quote:
Originally Posted by joaquim
Never had the pleasure of dating an italian woman. You know any?Quote:
Originally Posted by jobadass
Dated a german woman, she was "all natural". Her legs were hairier than mine. LOL. Very affectionate. ;)
was her name Hans?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
Not calling baby Joaquim out, but don't play little cute and innocent.
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthre...sk-me-anything
If you don't want to hear anymore stories about my friends I'll stop. Sorry about that detail.Quote:
Originally Posted by jobadass
I remember that thread. Those were some whacked up questions.Quote:
Originally Posted by jobadass
A teenager. Not giving my actual age because I don't discuss that stuff on the internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
^^^^^^ sum***** is drunk!Quote:
Originally Posted by joaquim
Lol, Joa quim....sorry someone had to do it
Im a goofy goober
It's actually the 5th
Depends on which part of the planet you are at. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by enahs1
Not so sure all real men have a womanly side... go meet some Aussie redneck, drunken, racist 'blokes' and your theory dies...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
OK scanning discussions in thread.... whoa thats jumping!
Thanks for the hello Chesty, I wondered because of the name... thought a boy might be getting jollies so sorry if I have misjudged... My avatar caused many to not believe it was me until I made them send me friend invites to look at my photo album... I can't believe how upset it made me feel to have everyone talking about me as 'him' or 'he'
My buddies in MW have all gone a bit quiet lately so I'll check this thread daily (late nightly actually). I have a full time hard job and 4 children (home hubby waits for me) I'm not so good at bonding :( so maybe there's a bit of man in all woman? Joke and a bad one too.
DON'T DRINK TOO YOUNG! it might impress your idiot young friends but it's not so attractive to nice girls.
I'll lie about my age if asked and say 21 or at least only indicate early to mid 30's lol.
This thread moves fast! there used to be a couple of threads in MW like this but every ones busy... I'm going to have to take some time to read through it all each day.
Perhaps some men should take some care about their bodies too! they instead... grow their beer gut, pump iron to have huge chests on chicken legs, don't wash properly... now I like some hair on a guy otherwise their a kid... and that's not a turn on at least for me...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
and wax their strips? they aren't strips to start with, clearly you are a boy.
OK. I'm not so good at biology but I remember DNA and that chromosome stuff.
Men are XY and women are XX
The Y part in men must be for the pointy bits
That means the X part is the same as the women's XX parts
SO it follows that all men are partly women - biologically speaking. Ahem. :p
Did you just call me a boy? I love you. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Kiss Of Death
The Independence Day of Venezuela. Maybe I'll get to use those fireworks I didnt' use yesterday since it was raining.Quote:
Originally Posted by enahs1
This thread only goes to page 368, we may have broke it :(
Hey. Is it safe here? Where the fcuk Mikey been?
I think Mikey has abandoned this thread. It's been overrun by pests like me. LOL :oQuote:
Originally Posted by jobadass
Sorry for party rocking... Been busy. Still love you all very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
I knew I could get you back. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mnju_03