Good point. :p
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Good point. :p
Hey there's a hotel called "The Sez Hotel" I swear :P
That's priceless! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Boom
Mike, why r u still awake?
I'm officially the leader of the M.O.N.K.E.Y.
Monkeys
Of
Narnia
Koolaid
Equals
Yummy
I like Monkey brains too. :p
Chester I bet my monkey dravak can beat ur little astro!
Not to worry...you've already freaked me out. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
I'm so happy right now I could kiss your horse. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
I like Chinese people food
The food is OK, the people not so very. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by jobadass
Do you know what would really make me happy? Michael changing his in game name to "Magic Mike". Every time I would see it, I would think of Channing Tatum and how ridiculously hot he is.
What do I have to do to get you to throw yourself at me? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
I don't know any lameass jokes. :(
Hahahaha....do I throw myself at someone who makes lame ass jokes? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
What do you call a skinhead with dandruff?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
A salted peanut.
See? I'm really trying... :p
I remember on Saturday, my parents made me go watch People Like Us(awful movie) and while we were buying our tickets, this old lady, she had to be at least 65 years old, bought a ticket to see Magic Mike. That kind of disturbed me a bit considering the fact that a 65 year old woman is going to go see a movie where all the Hollywood pretty boys become strippers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
Hahahahaha...that's actually really funny!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
Haha...was she alone? And what is People Like Us?Quote:
Originally Posted by joaquim
Thumbs up! Is the throwing of oneself commencing or do we need a few more lameass jokes? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
No she was with another old lady. Not as old but still pretty old. People Like Us is about this guy who's in debt. Then one day his father dies and leaves him 100k to take to a kid. The kid's mom happens to be his dad's daughter so his dad had children with 2 women. So now he has to get the money to the kid who is actually his nephew and has to find a way to tell the kid's mom who is actually his sister that they have the same dad without her hating him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
Keep 'em coming!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
At least she wasn't by herself!! And I don't think 65 qualifies as an "old lady". My Mom is about that age. An old lady is in her eighties or nineties. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by joaquim
Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I poke myself in my armpit and my stomach.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
Doctor: How about your crotch?
Patient: Ow... hurts too. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: Your finger's broken.
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Lol I love this thread... and I'm glad Chester78 saved the horse... nice relief to read a thread that isn't all doom and gloom and has humor to it (Thanks Nudie)... amazing that it's mostly just the four of you with a few add ins evey now and again... like this one.
I refuse to be called an 'add in'! I am a full-fledged member of this clubhouse!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiss Of Death
<scratches dandruffy head> Post a few lameass jokes and suddenly Nudie is a "contributor" LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Kiss Of Death
Nudie just trying to get virtual female/male to virtually throw her/him selves on his/her virtual self. :p
Are you talking from the POV of Kiss Of Death or are you addressing yourself in the 3rd person?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
Much times Nudie fourth person. LOL. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by joaquim
Nudie likee Kiss but not Death. Yech..
Fourth person? Joaquim would like to know about this 4th person POV.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
The fourth person is standing just behind the third person lah. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by joaquim
Joaquim too uptight, Joaquim needs several very strong drinks. :o
Joaquim too young for alcohol. Joaquim will try to get drunk off of soda only to fail and end up with a bad stomach ache.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
A friend of mine from college used to drink a two liter bottle of soda really fast for a "rush". :pQuote:
Originally Posted by joaquim
It has to preferably be a high caffeine soda like mountain dew or jolt.
I'll try to get my hands on some Mountain Dew. Just ran out of Sprite so I'd have to try it with Coke until I get Mountain Dew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
Nudie, my dear, I hope you're not insinuating I'm not a girl...you know better. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nudie
Welcome, Kiss of Death! This thread is, hands down, the best on the forum!!!
Joaquim, alcohol is overrated, I promise. (Have I mentioned how delicious this beer is?!?!?) :)
Chels babe, you're 100% female. <drools> I'm just not too sure about myself. LOL. (All real men have a womanly side)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chester78
Beer is fine but I prefer to get to the alcohol quicker without having to deal with all that extra volume. :p
I want beer! My dad's probably sitting on the couch watching TV right now while drinking a beer. I want one!
All in due time, Joaquim. Don't start drinking too young...nobody likes a drunk. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by joaquim