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Gamera (1965)
Forget the teenage mutants, this is real turtle power! The first in the Japanese monster franchise to rival Godzilla. The effects - and the monster - stand up surprisingly well. I watched the Japanese original from a Mill Creek Blu Ray set. Choose this, not the re-hashed version created by the first U.S. distributor.
6/10
Remember the Titans 9/10
Set in the 1970s in USA. Black and white were still segregated, but a football(American football) club accepted both colours and the coach (Denzel Washington). But this caused a rift within the small town, but Denzel over comes the obstacles and the team wins the league, and acts more like a community.
Billy Elliot: 6/10
The Martian: 9/10
Hell Ride (Larry Bishop, 2008)
What to say; it's a biker flick! Plenty of bikes, women, revenge and betrayals. And it's got Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones and David Carradine.
9/10
Machete (Robert Rodriguez, 2010)
Just awesome! 10/10 for gonzo thrills.
Jurassic World (10/10)
Good story, amazing graphics and just a pleasure to watch
Scott Pilgrim vs the World: 9/10
Resident Evil
10/10
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The Penalty (dir: Wallace Worsley, 1920)
The breakthrough film for Lon Chaney, in which he played a double amputee, Blizzard, who has become the crime lord of San Francisco. In those days there was no blue screens or cgi, so the actor's lower legs were literally strapped up tight against his body. The pain and discomfort must have been enormous.
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The plot is concerned with Blizzard's attempt to get revenge on the doctor whose blunder when newly qualified let to the unnecessary amputations. It's a shame the Hollywood happy ending thing led to the end being a bit of a cop out. The doctor, instead of taking the legs of his own assistant (and the fiancé of his daughter), and grafting them onto Blizzard's stumps, operates on a contusion at the base of Blizzard's skull which had been pressing on his brain since childhood. Relieving the pressure turns him from evil into good straight after waking up.
So, for Chaney's remarkable performance, 10/10; for the plot 7/10 as the end lets it down badly.
Resident Evil (10/10)
Jurassic World (9.5/10)
Currently watching in instalments the first Flash Gordon serial from 1936. Just finished episode 3/13.
Good stuff! 9/10 to date
I thought they had 13 episodes, unless I've mistaken.Quote:
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You're quite right. Post amended :)Quote:
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Psycho (10/10), a great movie.
Just finished the Flash Gordon serial.
There's some wonderfully unintentional comic moments, such as when in the last episode Flash disposes of a bomb placed in their rocket ship by the simple expedient of opening the door whilst in flight (!), or when Prince Barin and Doctor Zarkov go in Barin's ship to rescue Flash and his companions, upon landing Barin opens the door and places a small set of steps outside to exit the ship (when they get back on board, Zarkov is last to enter; he closes the door without retrieving the steps).
Any beast described as "sacred" is like the red shirt guys in Star Trek; it's doomed! :D
All in all, it's still great fun 9/10
You don't rate the serial (9.5/10) or (10/10)? I mean I rate the Flash Gordon Serial (9.5/10).Quote:
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Thinking about it, I found some of the early chapters - which are in effect introducing us to the cast of characters - a little slow. It definitely improved in leaps and bounds after we reach the sky city of the Hawkmen. Oh, and I don't give fractions of points. :)Quote:
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Rodan (Ishiro Honda, 1956)
The Japanese original is the one I watched earlier. The English dubbed version, released in the U.S. in 1957, had some changes - some scenes shortened or deleted, and others introduced, plus some tweaking to the storyline which, unlike other films perhaps improved this one. I'm hoping to see that later tonight. Seen on Classic Media DVD; the picture was perhaps not quite as good as might have been - whether that's down to the source or simply because they stuffed a lot of material onto one disc; two versions of the film plus a fine documentary about Toho's monster films which is over an hour long, who knows.
Edit: have now watched the dubbed version also, and yes the small changes made to bring the two Rodans together earlier in the film than in the original, and strengthen the bond between them is a definite improvement. The dubbed on narration by central character Shigeru is a bit 'Hollywood' for my taste though.
Anyway, 9/10 for both.
Bridge of Spies: 7/10
Mission Impossible 3: 8/10.
Bizarre Anal Rosebud Pumping and Distortion of a Slave Housewife
1/10
Normally I'm not into this kind of sh-t and it turns out that this was no exception. The opening shot of the video is of what appears to be some kind of oriental woman* (sometimes it's hard to tell, even in this case as the vaginal region is padded up for some reason) on all fours, awaiting the insertion of some kind of pump.
The man holding the pump slowly teases her* @sshole with the tip of the pump, and eventually sticks it in and immediately begins pumping. Very shortly, her @sshole becomes engorged, and I can honestly say it looked f-cking horrifying before he even removed the pump.
At 2.37 into the video, he has engorged her* asian @sshole so much that she* actually screams for a bit.
He keeps pumping.
He removes it for a moment to gaze at his handiwork.
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He sticks the pump back in and goes at it again for another short while, until eventually he removes it and sticks in another horrifying object, something akin to a pear of anguish.
It looked like a giant gaping mouth for f-ck sake.
I'm gagging just writing this sh-t.
RIP her* @sshole.
Fercrissakes! Why would you even watch that let alone post about it. Bleeargh!
The War Of The Gargantuas (Ishiro Honda, 1966)
One of Honda's best films, this is the second of two movies Toho produced with "Frankensteins".
10/10
I happened to stumble upon it while browsing through xvideos.com.Quote:
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Curiosity killed the cat.
The Godfather 2: 10/10
An amazing movie
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I find Youporn organizes their vids well.
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If you guys want to discuss porn sites, can you do it on another thread or in some chat room? This is supposed to be about movies.Quote:
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The site I use is a movie site.Quote:
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https://m.xmovies8.org/
OK. The x suggested otherwise, lol :)Quote:
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Yeah, most people thinks its filthQuote:
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Next movie I will see will be the new Bond film, SPECTRE. I like the Danial Craig Bond, and he is getting older, so I gotta get my fill before they replace him with a Bond that sucks.
I think it was Sept 9th... something like that.Quote:
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Mmm... he's dreamy!Quote:
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Crawl Or Die (dir: Oklahoma Ward, 2014)
Low budget sci-fi/horror movie. An elite team of soldiers is given the task of escorting the last fertile woman off Earth to "Earth 2". Driven underground by hostile aliens, they are forced to enter an increasingly claustrophobic tunnel network. Most of the team are picked off in short order, leaving just the "package" and the sole surviving female soldier (Nicole Alonso)
Spoiler Alerts - The bad points: the dialogue (which is thankfully minimal) is terrible. Most of the minor acting is too, if I'm honest. By the end only Alonso is left alive, which does rather defeat the whole point. To make the movie feel real, it should have been the civvie who is left alone; placing her in a Sarah Connor at the end of Terminator situation. I also didn't like that the woman they are trying to save doesn't have a name; being referred to as "the package" throughout. The effect is to dehumanise her so you don't really care that much when she dies. The alien in this movie is a complete rip-off of the one from Alien. There's also too much gratuitous flesh baring. I can take Alonso removing her jacket (although nobody else does), but when she removes her trousers to tear off hand bandages for the "package", then you have to wonder why.
The good points: at its best the claustrophobic feel is well handled, especially when the last two are laboriously hauling themselves through a very narrow dirt tunnel and the alien catches up to and drags the "package" backwards to her doom. From there it's a question of how close it will get to our heroine. Sadly the last scene before she is rescued goes on too long, meaning she's rather left up in the air dithering between one course of action and another, and then back again.
6/10
He's already said this is his last Bond film.Quote:
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I thought he was joking when he said it was his last 007 movie.Quote:
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Love him in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. 10/10!
Watched Terminator 2 last night. It didn't age well.