Old Farts Represent!

[Dipstik]

ITT: We tell the noobs about how things used to be so hopefully they stop acting so dumb.

Back in the day we used to dream about the day we'd reach 35k attack/defense so we could get the Golden Grenade Launcher and the Golden Gatling Gun like all the elite players. This was extremely difficult for people who didn't buy limited edition gold weapons, and loot drops such as the pimp's lowrider or the rocket launcher. It was kind of lame, but some people took the easy route of increasing their attack by buying consumable explosives that increased your stats by 30/0 or 0/25 at the cost of hundreds of thousands of in-game cash. There were no events. There were no prizes. You built a city, upgraded your buildings, and attacked people.

It was a simpler time. It was a better time. We did map jobs to try to find cool loot drops and talked about what we found on the forum. (well, others did. I was just a young noob lurking for hints) Then came the dreaded M4A1, but that's a tale for another day.

[B0ST0N]

I know how it was because I had an account back then on Facebook. As we can all see, no one does regular jobs. It shows what stats were back in the day. You do a job now and you get a item that's 24/15 or something. GREE bought Funzio and never changed any of the old stuff. Events came which is cool be turned into inflated stats.

[Vile Lynn]

Thug Life and 499'ers... lol, nobody cares anymore.

I remember the old RL rants about the it being full of 499'ers and nobody could find rivals with 500 mafia.

[The NSA]

Not an old fart but that's still kinda how I play the game, I'm not a gold spender and I'm not looking to run my schedule around a cell phone game. Crap's too complicated and time-consuming to really keep up with anymore, I just like upgrading buildings and robbing suckers. Gree gives me a challenge to defeat X number of players I do it, it's simple and straightforward and fun and I don't even need a real reward for it- I'm not a gold spender, Gree doesn't have to cater to me. But do I really have to be punished for playing the game that way? That's the part that irks me. The more I play the further I'll get from actually being a "strong" player, while others purposefully avoid large portions of the game- whatever, get off my lawn you punk kids.

[The_]

TL;DR.......ponies

[Dipstik]

TL;DR.......ponies

https://sp3.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608022401331955291&pid=15.1&H=160&W=160&P=0

Damn kids!

[Idiosyncrasy]

I remember how I just about messed myself when I won a $10 mill scratcher. Helped me build lofts and MT's and such and propelled my way to a NC.

I remember having no limited time goals or events. I would rob, attack, and work on my hood. The time-suck did not exist.

I remember thinking that reaching new levels was an accomplishment. And I remember learning about why one should camp.

I remember reading very thorough analyses about hood economics and how to maximize gameplay. I remember when these stopped.

I remember joining a syndicate when they first started whose DL had over 100K stats, and I thought it was just amazing and almost unfathomable.

I remember weighing options on whether I should buy a 4/6 stat item versus a 1/12 stat item, and then check my stats after buying them to see noticable changes.

I remember talking to a particular forum member here, back in the day, who had reached 1 million stats when we were all stuck in the high 5 figures / low 6 figures. The amount of gold spent that this individual confessed was mind-boggling. I feel bad that it is now obsolete, but this individual has since retired (wonder why).

It was simpler times.

Then I remember being able to complete a few events, when they were introduced. I remember not being able to reach much past the mid-twenty epic bosses when the goal was 50, and then being able to complete 100. Then not being able to complete 100.

I remember the first time I set an alarm for a game.

I remember when the game felt like F2P. And then I remember discovering how it is P2W. I remember feeling sad for people for some of the choices they had made and continued to make, but finding peace knowing I could control my own choices.

I remember not feeling like a hamster on a wheel, like what I was doing now would be made obsolete in a month.

For other reasons not important to discuss here, I officially retired from Crime City 3 days ago and took steps to ensure that I couldn't go back to it.

I remember not having time for so many things, before 3 days ago. It is now simpler times. It was a good run.

[Max Power]

I remember how I just about messed myself when I won a $10 mill scratcher. Helped me build lofts and MT's and such and propelled my way to a NC.

I remember having no limited time goals or events. I would rob, attack, and work on my hood. The time-suck did not exist.

I remember thinking that reaching new levels was an accomplishment. And I remember learning about why one should camp.

I remember reading very thorough analyses about hood economics and how to maximize gameplay. I remember when these stopped.

I remember joining a syndicate when they first started whose DL had over 100K stats, and I thought it was just amazing and almost unfathomable.

I remember weighing options on whether I should buy a 4/6 stat item versus a 1/12 stat item, and then check my stats after buying them to see noticable changes.

I remember talking to a particular forum member here, back in the day, who had reached 1 million stats when we were all stuck in the high 5 figures / low 6 figures. The amount of gold spent that this individual confessed was mind-boggling. I feel bad that it is now obsolete, but this individual has since retired (wonder why).

It was simpler times.

Then I remember being able to complete a few events, when they were introduced. I remember not being able to reach much past the mid-twenty epic bosses when the goal was 50, and then being able to complete 100. Then not being able to complete 100.

I remember the first time I set an alarm for a game.

I remember when the game felt like F2P. And then I remember discovering how it is P2W. I remember feeling sad for people for some of the choices they had made and continued to make, but finding peace knowing I could control my own choices.

I remember not feeling like a hamster on a wheel, like what I was doing now would be made obsolete in a month.

For other reasons not important to discuss here, I officially retired from Crime City 3 days ago and took steps to ensure that I couldn't go back to it.

I remember not having time for so many things, before 3 days ago. It is now simpler times. It was a good run.

Good list. Best of luck to you sir.

I remember the first events being basically crate events where everybody tried to get up to 10 opened. I remember the first one I got was fuzzy dice and it kinda made my day. All the discussion here was strategy, and the Rat Cather thing, and the M4's, and the weasel that faked like he got a Mossberg at random and he actually had six through a glitch that he wouldn't share.

I also remember incredibly funny and intelligent posters like Tramp Stamp who put incredible amounts of time into spreadsheets that they did now know would be obsolete a few short months later. Finally, I remember learning about how much I did wrong after logging into the forum for the first time.

[Fredfreddy]

Finally, I remember learning about how much I did wrong after logging into the forum for the first time.

This, and it also taught me to seek out the forum of every game before I started playing it.

I've been playing the game since the beginning-ish (I started in Oct '11 I think) and I think the key to longevity is really just moderation (in terms of gold). Decide a monthly price you're willing to pay (and maybe that's $0) and don't deviate from it. Use the gold in whatever events you choose, but stick to your budget. Avoid chasing the kompu gacha type events (case) and just stay in your comfort zone. If Gree decide to move the carrot, forcing more spend to maintain a certain level, adjust your expectations accordingly.

[Vile Lynn]

Does anybody buy crates anymore?

[Sleazy_P_Martini]

Yall are like Al Bundy reliving your old football days. Your time is up. Move along and let the younguns take over.

[Fredfreddy]

Yall are like Al Bundy reliving your old football days. Your time is up. Move along and let the younguns take over.

at 40m IPH I would assume you're an old timer too?

[Fearlessheat]

ITT: We tell the noobs about how things used to be so hopefully they stop acting so dumb.

Back in the day we used to dream about the day we'd reach 35k attack/defense so we could get the Golden Grenade Launcher and the Golden Gatling Gun like all the elite players. This was extremely difficult for people who didn't buy limited edition gold weapons, and loot drops such as the pimp's lowrider or the rocket launcher. It was kind of lame, but some people took the easy route of increasing their attack by buying consumable explosives that increased your stats by 30/0 or 0/25 at the cost of hundreds of thousands of in-game cash. There were no events. There were no prizes. You built a city, upgraded your buildings, and attacked people.

It was a simpler time. It was a better time. We did map jobs to try to find cool loot drops and talked about what we found on the forum. (well, others did. I was just a young noob lurking for hints) Then came the dreaded M4A1, but that's a tale for another day.

Your still noon:p

[Sleazy_P_Martini]

at 40m IPH I would assume you're an old timer too?

I plead the fif.

[Max Power]

Yall are like Al Bundy reliving your old football days. Your time is up. Move along and let the younguns take over.

Yeah, cuz three years is an eternity.

The problem with many noobs to the game on the forum isn't the fact that they are noobs to the game, it's the fact that they sound like a sh*t salesman with a mouth full of samples.

[schnuffler]

Tramp Stamp revolutionised the IPH game with the Type A / Type B building differences becoming common knowledge.

I can't remember the name of the crazy guy who had all manner of theories about how to get the M4's.

Using all your points to build up attack and defense instead of energy and stamina.

[schnuffler]

I was just a young noob lurking for hints, but that's a tale for another day.

I remember.

[Mystruss]

Great thread!!!

I remember when I won $100mil on the scratchies and bought my first LTB. I thought it was Christmas!
I remember when I hit 100k attack and did the happy dance. How times have changed....

[PedroPimples]

Back in those old collect 10's, final prize if you was lucky had 300/300 stats.
I remember chasing the one with free banking, was the first time I bought gold, I spent 3 vaults and got nothing.
Yet the 3 after I got for free.
I remember being put on, and taken off the Indian hitlist 3 times.
I remember them all pretending to hate me on the forum, yet talking to me like old mates in pm, was all part of the game.
I remember being banned in game for avoiding the swear filter, now people can say what they want without comeback.
I remember reaching the shark tank, and loving life up there after worrying what it would be like.
I remember when cheats were hounded off the forum and out of the game, rather than recruited by he top teams.

Most of all, I remember the days where tips were shared, help was given, people were friendly and every thread wasn't either 1: someone whining or 2: SAS Vs TaW like anybody else cares.

The whining is what has made the helpful people like tramp stamp leave the forum.

[plavine]

I remember :
Trying to farm m4's but only getting 10 or so
Farming the first non consumable explosives
Wondering if I would ever have enough money to buy the French restaurant .
I was recruited to my current guild by a now retired player who I kept robbing , then he would rob me . We decided to be allies . His was 35k/40k and I was 38k / 36 k. My first DL was 656 k with an iph of 1 mil . I thought he was the best player .

[Max Power]

Tramp Stamp revolutionised the IPH game with the Type A / Type B building differences becoming common knowledge.

I can't remember the name of the crazy guy who had all manner of theories about how to get the M4's.

Using all your points to build up attack and defense instead of energy and stamina.

Wasn't it Kung or something like that? His theories were bordering on witchcraft....LOL!

[mxz]

Mmm, spreadsheets.

Allhail's theories and solo work on game data that no one understood and just thought he was crazy...

[Dipstik]

I was told there would be no spreadsheets...

[Sleazy_P_Martini]

Back in those old collect 10's, final prize if you was lucky had 300/300 stats.
I remember chasing the one with free banking, was the first time I bought gold, I spent 3 vaults and got nothing.
Yet the 3 after I got for free.
I remember being put on, and taken off the Indian hitlist 3 times.
I remember them all pretending to hate me on the forum, yet talking to me like old mates in pm, was all part of the game.
I remember being banned in game for avoiding the swear filter, now people can say what they want without comeback.
I remember reaching the shark tank, and loving life up there after worrying what it would be like.
I remember when cheats were hounded off the forum and out of the game, rather than recruited by he top teams.

Most of all, I remember the days where tips were shared, help was given, people were friendly and every thread wasn't either 1: someone whining or 2: SAS Vs TaW like anybody else cares.

The whining is what has made the helpful people like tramp stamp leave the forum.
Shut up Brian.


P.s. You want to see old school? Look at MXZ's signature. That mess ain't been changed cents Nixon was in office.

[Lupo..]

I remember 20-0 all you farts.

[Dipstik]

it was 10-0. Always "from behind" if I remember right :)

[colec023]

Back when attacks would give you $30k. Back when there was strategy for building IPH. Back when a def building and consumable explosives actually helped your stats. Back when 60 gold for a 30 atk weapon was good. Back when we had exploding consumables like the turkey, football and snow balls.

Ahhh back in the day....

[Dipstik]

I don't think holiday explosives count as "back in the day."

[realsavior]

I remember Droid and Ios event being separate, getting the first epic boss on Droid, and farming TLC's all day long with 100% drop rate.

[Thatkidyouknow]

I remember the first rb and having my syndicate only complete easy but that 14k item was the best item in my top 45 then

[Sleazy_P_Martini]

Forums admins:
Please create a Crime City Geriatrics sub forum for all these old geezers.

[Dipstik]

We were here first.

[TMI]

I remember green suits on the black mayor

I remember 9 mm child slayers

I remember all the times that you called me an animal

But in Milwaukee there's a cannibal

[Euchred]

I miss the black background forum

[Eraleth]

CCM.
Add Me Monday.

[Captain Torgue]

I remember green suits on the black mayor

I remember 9 mm child slayers

I remember all the times that you called me an animal

But in Milwaukee there's a cannibal

That's beautiful.

[schnuffler]

Wasn't it Kung or something like that? His theories were bordering on witchcraft....LOL!

Indeed it was Kung.

[PedroPimples]

Can you noobs talking about events and RB and holiday explosives bugger off?
This is for real old timers, in or coming up to the 3 year game play. You kids don't know how easy you have it now.

Lupo going red/green on your newsfeed and claiming "10-0 fist fist fist" because he didn't quite understand how to count.
I forget the name of the player, but he sold all his buildings and lived in his teepee to escape payam.
Mad hatter
The Nanny
Santaquim
Nudie and his love for the guy called Amber
The best ever forum thread, calling out the "fake girls" and demanding pics.

[Max Power]

Forums admins:
Please create a Crime City Geriatrics sub forum for all these old geezers.

I am guessing many of the people you are calling old geezers are a fair bit younger than you.

[Sleazy_P_Martini]

I am guessing many of the people you are calling old geezers are a fair bit younger than you.

Age in the cents that they've been playing a long time, and like to reminisce more than a scrap booking old lady. I got no beef wit dem. I just think they should keep their stench to themselves.

[Babytway]

i successfully rob AMG before he got addicted to gold. aah the mossberg fiasco was classic,
overtime for collect 10 event was the easy way to get the prize until u got a phonecall and u got kicked out the game, Robyn Banks had the prettiest hood.

[Max Power]

Age in the cents that they've been playing a long time, and like to reminisce more than a scrap booking old lady. I got no beef wit dem. I just think they should keep their stench to themselves.

Well, don't go into a thread with old farts in the title then, Einstein.

Make "cents"? LOL!

[PedroPimples]

Haha yeah O/T for events, I remember one lady who would go missing from any chats for days as her phone was in o/t all the time

[Vile Lynn]

I miss box OT!
...but I got 10/10!

[.Lupo.]

it was 10-0. Always "from behind" if I remember right :)

Still a pathetic little troll

[Dipstik]

Your lupo impression needs work. Everything's spelled correctly, and there are no little pictures. Nice try though.

[Babytway]

remember they had a live Q&A on skype one time and gave every one a special weapon who logged in and CCM met with players in NY at a cafe one time i believe. CCM= Crime City Mark

[Dipstik]

No, ccm = ogre now :)

[JaceD]

CC OG right here.

Long live the M4A1! I had about 220 of em before the nerf. When I was playing this game, there were no syndicates or events. It was just Thug Life and farming M4's. I think the most exciting thing I got to witness was when they released a couple new maps where you could farm non-consumable explosives. My favorite was called The Last Call I believe and packed a whopping 25 attack. I know that sounds like nothing now but when I left the game 2 years ago I was around level 160 with ~45k stats. Believe it or not those stats were actually pretty good for a free player back then.

[sister morphine]

Is Agent Smith history enough to count for this?

[PedroPimples]

Oh the butthurt agent smith caused. Was funny to see them all cry.
Fig wearing his tin foil hat and having epic meltdowns.

[Sleazy_P_Martini]

dontcha hate it when your post drops off to the next page?

[mxz]

I miss player sponsored contests (including Shane's theft)

[.Lupo.]

Your lupo impression needs work. Everything's spelled correctly, and there are no little pictures. Nice try though.

Think what you want pathetic troll I have nothing to prove you or any one else keep my name out of you mouth

[Dipstik]

Almost believable, but it's less funny when you use the same material repeatedly. Can we get some little pictures? It's just not lupo without a dozen little pictures in every post.

[Joeycool]

Indeed it was Kung.

I think you mean. Kung.. it, was..

;)

[Joeycool]

I remember THE xclusive thread.

[vitus79]

nice thread.. i remember spending a ton of gold trying to get from 9 to 10 on the no banking emerald burner. didnt get it, cried to support about their rigged event. got 600 gold back and won #10 on the first open. support answered within hours back then..
and i remember when Indians where the talk of the streets and when i got recruited. good to see u JC and Lupo :)

[Dipstik]

didnt get it, cried to support about their rigged event. got 600 gold back and won #10 on the first open.

THAT explains why I never got #10... guess I was doing it wrong. Silly me.

[HavingFun]

nice thread.. i remember spending a ton of gold trying to get from 9 to 10 on the no banking emerald burner. didnt get it, cried to support about their rigged event. got 600 gold back and won #10 on the first open. support answered within hours back then..
and i remember when Indians where the talk of the streets and when i got recruited. good to see u JC and Lupo :)

This only works for a specific team these days.

[PedroPimples]

That's not lupo. Not sure if it's JC either. If it is, his posts are certainly missing something they use to have.

[Dipstik]

He was posting gifs in another thread. Definitely not lupo though.

[Idiokus]

Really nice thread!! Hello all ... I remember the explosives (toilet roll) remember getting all excited about my stats back then. Remember how gutted I was when when I lost them all to Ted Row I believe it was . Preferred the forum back then enjoyed all the rivalry and the Indians ruled! Forum was more useful and people use to help others a lot miss that...lmao yep rememer CCM. Would be nice if they recycled the toilet roll again but one that can not be destroyed when attacked, I liked this pixel unit cracked me up! Good day all 😉

[PedroPimples]

Indians never ruled.
First they ran scared of payam, then FC then just disapeared into oblivion.
Now it's mainly those that Indian Nation booted down to buckwheat pretending they are the same.

[Joeycool]

his posts are certainly missing something they use to have.

NEGATIVE... the magic is still here

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bbb.gif

[Joeycool]

Indians never ruled.

Xenoke ruled. His stats where twice as high as payams.

Payam was a beast of a player though. He was an awesome character.

That guy gave me roughly 7,000,532 10-0's

Roughly.

[AZZ.]

This tread gets better and better as it goes on. We need a little Burn and we will be set.

[Dipstik]

I miss baroness

[Laz314]

I can't believe you're still doing this CC crap Dipstik. I just logged in for the first time in almost a year, just to see if the game was still alive, and you're still here being a pompous douche. Aren't you a lawyer? I used to think you were funny, smart, witty, and original. Now I just feel bad for you. Get a life already man. This is just sad.

[MattThomas08]

I have a bad memory.

[Dipstik]

I can't believe you're still doing this CC crap Dipstik. I just logged in for the first time in almost a year, just to see if the game was still alive, and you're still here being a pompous douche. Aren't you a lawyer? I used to think you were funny, smart, witty, and original. Now I just feel bad for you. Get a life already man. This is just sad.

Ok, I'll give you a reply for your signature...

[The NSA]

I can't believe you're still doing this CC crap Dipstik. I just logged in for the first time in almost a year, just to see if the game was still alive, and you're still here being a pompous douche. Aren't you a lawyer? I used to think you were funny, smart, witty, and original. Now I just feel bad for you. Get a life already man. This is just sad.

Haha is that what Dippy does? That makes perfect sense, dude- you're really surprised that a lawyer would be an internet troll? Going off of lawyer stereotypes that actually makes perfect sense.

[Laelia]

:p
Does anybody buy crates anymore?

Nope, it is impossible to purchase enough weapons to develop a new game ID up to the level of the players who have been arround 2 or 3 years. Can't 300k level weapons, can't buy mods.

[Lager]

I remember when someone figured out that if a free player had all the best weapons and def buildings available that the time, the best stats they could reach would be 60k att/80k def. How times have changed.

[nruB]

This tread gets better and better as it goes on. We need a little Burn and we will be set.
Burn would have to be backwards to start posting on here again ;)

[Santa]

Good ole days, that's the truth.

[Joeycool]

Burn would have to be backwards to start posting on here again ;)


You miss it. You know you do. :p

[sister morphine]

Burn would have to be backwards to start posting on here again ;)
Nice avatar :cool:

[Dipstik]

OMG santa's here... Now it's a party! Thought yer phone got tooken away, kid... You get it back?

[MonteCitan]

OMG santa's here... Now it's a party! Thought yer phone got tooken away, kid... You get it back?

Are you ever going to get tired of being an as$? Please just stop posting, us long time player lurkers don't want to see this kind of BS, and posters like you ran us off the forum... Just go away and we will all be much happier.

[Dipstik]

Lurk moar, noob :)

[mxz]

Is SKK dormant or disbanded?

[The Billionaire]

Wow, great thread! Loved reading it.

The days of Lupo, the Indians and stats of 80k/80k all seem like fossils now :p

[Dipstik]

Is SKK dormant or disbanded?

"Biding its time" seems accurate...

[AppleMacGuy]

Seems to be a lot of OAPs here reminiscing about the good 'ol days? :p

How many times did M4A1s and nerfing get mentioned?!

[♚ZEUS♚]

I'm not playing from a long time,,, I started playing 6-7 months ago,, and at first I joined a top750 syndicate.. the DL had 3 mill stats and I wanted to ask him that why he didn't join FC lol....

[Tut]

Ahh the good old days - where tramp and syn would attempt to unveil the intricacies of game strategy. When syndicates started I remember being at 40k stats and being a boss for my level. Always trying to avoid the shark tank - M4A1s (I still proudly own 420 - took 4 months to farm), TLCs being the best thing ever. Ahh the good old days.. What has this beast become?

[Dipstik]

I'm not playing from a long time,,, I started playing 6-7 months ago,, and at first I joined a top750 syndicate.. the DL had 3 mill stats and I wanted to ask him that why he didn't join FC lol....

Nice try, bala

[ogel45]

Ah, the good old days. Nice seeing some of you old timers.

[♚ZEUS♚]

Nice try, bala

eeehhhhhhhhhh,,, again "" BALA "" ??


I am not bala

I'm not bala :/

[deadwood rob]

I remember the first time I banked a million.

Now I do that in a day no problem. Hell, one building can do that!

[sister morphine]

I remember the first time I banked a million.

Now I do that in a day no problem. Hell, one building can do that!
Lol, me too. I didn't want to spend any of it for a few days afterwards - at least not so my banked cash would fall below a million again!

[Sepi]

Another old timer here too. Quit the game TWICE, and once again robbing and building. :)

I have a soft spot those very first LE sets, Puffy Winter Coat had stats of 16/34, what a bargain for 50 Gold!

[Dipstik]

I really wanted to get that party jet they released for New Year's Eve 2011. 900 gold for 900ish stats.

[Molly's Voice]

Nice try, bala

Sounds about right. Next, he'll be posting horrible "advice" again.

[Babytway]

in beginning when you were robbing a hood for everything and someone attacked u in the progress they wouldnt get your cash until you picked up the money off the ground u just robbed.

[Chris Boa]

I remember my first boss, Archie bollox, cool name I thought, I remember racing through levels until I got to 40 odd & someone told me to stop, I slowed down, couldn't and still can't see the point of not playing a game and I remember talking wistfully about how good it'd be to get 2 or 3k per level. They were less serious days imo, now rank and winning prizes have replaced comradery and fun but despite the game not being what it was it still has it's moments.

[Eddie Eagle Eye]

I remember saving for the NC upgrades and having one of the highest IPH without the mods lol
Now we just jump from one ltb to the next!
I found a couple of snippets fro the "crime city gazette " that blow from sin mob wrote back in the day
Roflol
Enjoy :-
Today's News. crime city gazette
CCS Clown Leaders are feeling the heat !!
Inside local amusement park 3 clown crew bodies found wearing nothing but their clown makeup. and those familiar frozen faces of shear dread sure indicator of one horrific demise !! they were found riding the carousal.... little wooded horses , covered in blood The ever popular hit man EEE was suspected in this massacre !! but our sources inside the police department say their nothing tying him to it .. as always !!!
Also top story today.
you all know her and lover her. that wonderful late night talk. superstar!! crimes city's own Oprah !! Ziva that diva of all that is crime time television !!! loved by all and a true cc nation superstar !! while most know as of late sadly shes been sick. while in out of cc national hospital late at night discharged from the hospital ,, walking home on our quite streets she was brutally attacked and robbed by a clown. not of the CCS clown nation Rather a clown from out of town den level 156. this clown we here can only hope this plee for help by our own Ziva .. will be answered by all who love her and consider her a friend get well girl. we're all waiting for the next episode of Ziva tv !!
Breaking news in the sorted clown love triangle murder /suicide of deluxe and bone crusher
remember that box hand made love tribute from bone to his number one man deluxe.
well sources say
" their was a letter and several audio tapes which are being transcribes as we speak and several locks of hair and what looked like little baby jars with a floating round object in them. which turned out to be one of each clown crew members right nuts . as they were labeled DNA testing is being done now by local forensic pathologist world renowned doctor of death smashpipe. know for his ability to
to be detail oriented and un questioned medical expertise !! we're sure to have positive results soon. will keep you informed as to who's they are !!
K clan members have a new mob boss. as I'm sure the bloody ruthless take over by today's announced leader ripper a well deserved placement. as k clan needs a strong leader such as he !! new code of conduct and notice of management changes were released today. speculation in the former k leader disappearance or suspected death !! is as still a Mistry !! sure to find out more in the coming days. So let's all congratulate ripper on a well deserved placement way to go ripper !!
yesterday's Mayor mc Gree's announcement of the new clown ordnance was over shadowed by sorted clown crew love triangle inside the mayor office while taking heavy criticism over his late night dealings with clown leaders and exposed bribe taking. CCS broklin's (b). giving head as payment !! cast looming skepticism of the plans true nature !!
it was announced today at the mayors press conference but quickly over shadowed by crazy turn of events !! the conference was suddenly over run with scary looking bikers !!! One lone rider makes he way to the stage. riding his chopper right up to the podium. CCS clown leaders quickly hid behinds local police officers as it was the ruthless cut throat pirate out law biker leader. sinister by nature crime city OG original gangster that hand full puppet master and self proclaimed OVERLORD to all that is clown Blow on crime city's most wanted top ten for over a year now. untouchable by any who dare try to gain power over him police won't dare try to arrest him !! for fear of the 100's of loyal friends and members of his out law gang who surround them all now !!
the scary leader grabbed the micro phone and had only a few words to say. ""HATERS. don't hate !! appreciate !! affiliate !!! simulate !! "". as he turned to clown leaders who had now come from behind police. sure their was nothing going to happen. when suddenly blow. overlord to all that is clown. grabbed clown leader Brooklyn CCS ( b ) boss of the sorted clown crew drug him to the front of the stage and assassinated him with a 50 cal desert eagle sending brain matter all over the clown crew standing behind him , now cowering in fear. CCS (b) leader now headless still being held up by his collar blow cast his body off the stage right in to local clown supporters who all sat in the front rows eager to hear what sad pathetic lies CCS leader ship had to say. all now mortified at what had just happened. police do nothing as blow got back on his bike cranked it up. and spun his tire in the now dead CCS leader brains .. which were everywhere and then as if they were all signaled !!! The Ruthless band of brothers all cranked their bikes and followed their fearless leader out of town. clown members left crying at their sudden leaders demise were quoted as saying in the aftermath " that blow. our leaders were scared of something like this " whhhhhhhhyyyy. !!!!! " screaming to the gods. clown members all quickly left. sure the jackals are seeing who's in charge now ! will clown members ever learn ?? I don't think so. this is just one of many resent clown leadership murders and still they act and play as clowns.
until next time !!
to all who enjoyed this. god bless.
to all who did not.
seek help.
as you are small minded clown and are un aware this is only a game !!
remember. what blow says
don't hate !! appreciate !! affiliate !!! simulate !!
try it.
you may just have some fun.
silly little clowns. turn those frowns upside down. lol. you tools !!


And this one :-
Today's news !!
Mayor Of Clown Town Speaks Out !!
Today out side mayor mc Gree's office clown town mayor and his wife , Would You Like Fries With That.. both had lots to say !! ". those who are smart and use this strategy of leaving your building robbed !!! So us clowns can't rob you and only get your explosives that you guys hide as traps ! leaving those clown who are stalkers and losers who live in your hoods and never leave ,, as we think this real POWER !!
while we clowns are stupid and by attacking you we only leave the doors open to our own hoods only getting robbed and looted for all we have !! you guys take millions from us surly paying for all the explosives we dumb clowns take or blow our selfs up with !! making this just another clown tactic .. making ourselves feel strong in our own little clown minds and amongst our clown peers you might believe that this tactic a good one against clowns !! well you are wrong !!
we clowns are a stupid bunch and so tied up in this game we can only believe this is real clowns are starving everywhere as we have no clown income anymore !! please if you are one of those smart players like the resistance guys ! please stop as we clown need that money !! our hoods both sad and pathetic no thought or creativity. this stuff is real we only care about making clown rule our only concern. we know not that this is a game and play all day and night. as we have no life's and no real jobs we only have this game and the illusion of power we've created in our heads so please stop playing and having fun ! be pathetic losers like us clowns !! ". mayor me cheese seems to be a delusional man just like his clown town and all it's clown residence. are by far all silly little small minded clowns with no life !! Would You Like Fries With That ,, Stood up beside her husband .. dressed in her best fast food garb. that familiar mc Donald's
cap on and that crazy clown makeup all clowns seem to ware !! What are we to do ! actually play and have fun enjoy or friend and laugh out loud at clowns everywhere !! Seems the resistance are the only one who get it !!

more news later

Reading them again cracks me up , blow , I salute your creativity !!
Please read the humor into this , no offence intended ;-)

[oderus_urungus]

I remember saving for the NC upgrades and having one of the highest IPH without the mods lol
Now we just jump from one ltb to the next!
I found a couple of snippets fro the "crime city gazette " that blow from sin mob wrote back in the day
Roflol
Enjoy :-
Today's News. crime city gazette
CCS Clown Leaders are feeling the heat !!
Inside local amusement park 3 clown crew bodies found wearing nothing but their clown makeup. and those familiar frozen faces of shear dread sure indicator of one horrific demise !! they were found riding the carousal.... little wooded horses , covered in blood The ever popular hit man EEE was suspected in this massacre !! but our sources inside the police department say their nothing tying him to it .. as always !!!
Also top story today.
you all know her and lover her. that wonderful late night talk. superstar!! crimes city's own Oprah !! Ziva that diva of all that is crime time television !!! loved by all and a true cc nation superstar !! while most know as of late sadly shes been sick. while in out of cc national hospital late at night discharged from the hospital ,, walking home on our quite streets she was brutally attacked and robbed by a clown. not of the CCS clown nation Rather a clown from out of town den level 156. this clown we here can only hope this plee for help by our own Ziva .. will be answered by all who love her and consider her a friend get well girl. we're all waiting for the next episode of Ziva tv !!
Breaking news in the sorted clown love triangle murder /suicide of deluxe and bone crusher
remember that box hand made love tribute from bone to his number one man deluxe.
well sources say
" their was a letter and several audio tapes which are being transcribes as we speak and several locks of hair and what looked like little baby jars with a floating round object in them. which turned out to be one of each clown crew members right nuts . as they were labeled DNA testing is being done now by local forensic pathologist world renowned doctor of death smashpipe. know for his ability to
to be detail oriented and un questioned medical expertise !! we're sure to have positive results soon. will keep you informed as to who's they are !!
K clan members have a new mob boss. as I'm sure the bloody ruthless take over by today's announced leader ripper a well deserved placement. as k clan needs a strong leader such as he !! new code of conduct and notice of management changes were released today. speculation in the former k leader disappearance or suspected death !! is as still a Mistry !! sure to find out more in the coming days. So let's all congratulate ripper on a well deserved placement way to go ripper !!
yesterday's Mayor mc Gree's announcement of the new clown ordnance was over shadowed by sorted clown crew love triangle inside the mayor office while taking heavy criticism over his late night dealings with clown leaders and exposed bribe taking. CCS broklin's (b). giving head as payment !! cast looming skepticism of the plans true nature !!
it was announced today at the mayors press conference but quickly over shadowed by crazy turn of events !! the conference was suddenly over run with scary looking bikers !!! One lone rider makes he way to the stage. riding his chopper right up to the podium. CCS clown leaders quickly hid behinds local police officers as it was the ruthless cut throat pirate out law biker leader. sinister by nature crime city OG original gangster that hand full puppet master and self proclaimed OVERLORD to all that is clown Blow on crime city's most wanted top ten for over a year now. untouchable by any who dare try to gain power over him police won't dare try to arrest him !! for fear of the 100's of loyal friends and members of his out law gang who surround them all now !!
the scary leader grabbed the micro phone and had only a few words to say. ""HATERS. don't hate !! appreciate !! affiliate !!! simulate !! "". as he turned to clown leaders who had now come from behind police. sure their was nothing going to happen. when suddenly blow. overlord to all that is clown. grabbed clown leader Brooklyn CCS ( b ) boss of the sorted clown crew drug him to the front of the stage and assassinated him with a 50 cal desert eagle sending brain matter all over the clown crew standing behind him , now cowering in fear. CCS (b) leader now headless still being held up by his collar blow cast his body off the stage right in to local clown supporters who all sat in the front rows eager to hear what sad pathetic lies CCS leader ship had to say. all now mortified at what had just happened. police do nothing as blow got back on his bike cranked it up. and spun his tire in the now dead CCS leader brains .. which were everywhere and then as if they were all signaled !!! The Ruthless band of brothers all cranked their bikes and followed their fearless leader out of town. clown members left crying at their sudden leaders demise were quoted as saying in the aftermath " that blow. our leaders were scared of something like this " whhhhhhhhyyyy. !!!!! " screaming to the gods. clown members all quickly left. sure the jackals are seeing who's in charge now ! will clown members ever learn ?? I don't think so. this is just one of many resent clown leadership murders and still they act and play as clowns.
until next time !!
to all who enjoyed this. god bless.
to all who did not.
seek help.
as you are small minded clown and are un aware this is only a game !!
remember. what blow says
don't hate !! appreciate !! affiliate !!! simulate !!
try it.
you may just have some fun.
silly little clowns. turn those frowns upside down. lol. you tools !!


And this one :-
Today's news !!
Mayor Of Clown Town Speaks Out !!
Today out side mayor mc Gree's office clown town mayor and his wife , Would You Like Fries With That.. both had lots to say !! ". those who are smart and use this strategy of leaving your building robbed !!! So us clowns can't rob you and only get your explosives that you guys hide as traps ! leaving those clown who are stalkers and losers who live in your hoods and never leave ,, as we think this real POWER !!
while we clowns are stupid and by attacking you we only leave the doors open to our own hoods only getting robbed and looted for all we have !! you guys take millions from us surly paying for all the explosives we dumb clowns take or blow our selfs up with !! making this just another clown tactic .. making ourselves feel strong in our own little clown minds and amongst our clown peers you might believe that this tactic a good one against clowns !! well you are wrong !!
we clowns are a stupid bunch and so tied up in this game we can only believe this is real clowns are starving everywhere as we have no clown income anymore !! please if you are one of those smart players like the resistance guys ! please stop as we clown need that money !! our hoods both sad and pathetic no thought or creativity. this stuff is real we only care about making clown rule our only concern. we know not that this is a game and play all day and night. as we have no life's and no real jobs we only have this game and the illusion of power we've created in our heads so please stop playing and having fun ! be pathetic losers like us clowns !! ". mayor me cheese seems to be a delusional man just like his clown town and all it's clown residence. are by far all silly little small minded clowns with no life !! Would You Like Fries With That ,, Stood up beside her husband .. dressed in her best fast food garb. that familiar mc Donald's
cap on and that crazy clown makeup all clowns seem to ware !! What are we to do ! actually play and have fun enjoy or friend and laugh out loud at clowns everywhere !! Seems the resistance are the only one who get it !!

more news later

Reading them again cracks me up , blow , I salute your creativity !!
Please read the humor into this , no offence intended ;-)

Way this say for 2 many word

try reeding can not can u?

I did

[cc thunder]

I remember saving for the NC upgrades and having one of the highest IPH without the mods lol
Now we just jump from one ltb to the next!
I found a couple of snippets fro the "crime city gazette " that blow from sin mob wrote back in the day
Roflol
Enjoy :-
Today's News. crime city gazette
CCS Clown Leaders are feeling the heat !!
Inside local amusement park 3 clown crew bodies found wearing nothing but their clown makeup. and those familiar frozen faces of shear dread sure indicator of one horrific demise !! they were found riding the carousal.... little wooded horses , covered in blood The ever popular hit man EEE was suspected in this massacre !! but our sources inside the police department say their nothing tying him to it .. as always !!!
Also top story today.
you all know her and lover her. that wonderful late night talk. superstar!! crimes city's own Oprah !! Ziva that diva of all that is crime time television !!! loved by all and a true cc nation superstar !! while most know as of late sadly shes been sick. while in out of cc national hospital late at night discharged from the hospital ,, walking home on our quite streets she was brutally attacked and robbed by a clown. not of the CCS clown nation Rather a clown from out of town den level 156. this clown we here can only hope this plee for help by our own Ziva .. will be answered by all who love her and consider her a friend get well girl. we're all waiting for the next episode of Ziva tv !!
Breaking news in the sorted clown love triangle murder /suicide of deluxe and bone crusher
remember that box hand made love tribute from bone to his number one man deluxe.
well sources say
" their was a letter and several audio tapes which are being transcribes as we speak and several locks of hair and what looked like little baby jars with a floating round object in them. which turned out to be one of each clown crew members right nuts . as they were labeled DNA testing is being done now by local forensic pathologist world renowned doctor of death smashpipe. know for his ability to
to be detail oriented and un questioned medical expertise !! we're sure to have positive results soon. will keep you informed as to who's they are !!
K clan members have a new mob boss. as I'm sure the bloody ruthless take over by today's announced leader ripper a well deserved placement. as k clan needs a strong leader such as he !! new code of conduct and notice of management changes were released today. speculation in the former k leader disappearance or suspected death !! is as still a Mistry !! sure to find out more in the coming days. So let's all congratulate ripper on a well deserved placement way to go ripper !!
yesterday's Mayor mc Gree's announcement of the new clown ordnance was over shadowed by sorted clown crew love triangle inside the mayor office while taking heavy criticism over his late night dealings with clown leaders and exposed bribe taking. CCS broklin's (b). giving head as payment !! cast looming skepticism of the plans true nature !!
it was announced today at the mayors press conference but quickly over shadowed by crazy turn of events !! the conference was suddenly over run with scary looking bikers !!! One lone rider makes he way to the stage. riding his chopper right up to the podium. CCS clown leaders quickly hid behinds local police officers as it was the ruthless cut throat pirate out law biker leader. sinister by nature crime city OG original gangster that hand full puppet master and self proclaimed OVERLORD to all that is clown Blow on crime city's most wanted top ten for over a year now. untouchable by any who dare try to gain power over him police won't dare try to arrest him !! for fear of the 100's of loyal friends and members of his out law gang who surround them all now !!
the scary leader grabbed the micro phone and had only a few words to say. ""HATERS. don't hate !! appreciate !! affiliate !!! simulate !! "". as he turned to clown leaders who had now come from behind police. sure their was nothing going to happen. when suddenly blow. overlord to all that is clown. grabbed clown leader Brooklyn CCS ( b ) boss of the sorted clown crew drug him to the front of the stage and assassinated him with a 50 cal desert eagle sending brain matter all over the clown crew standing behind him , now cowering in fear. CCS (b) leader now headless still being held up by his collar blow cast his body off the stage right in to local clown supporters who all sat in the front rows eager to hear what sad pathetic lies CCS leader ship had to say. all now mortified at what had just happened. police do nothing as blow got back on his bike cranked it up. and spun his tire in the now dead CCS leader brains .. which were everywhere and then as if they were all signaled !!! The Ruthless band of brothers all cranked their bikes and followed their fearless leader out of town. clown members left crying at their sudden leaders demise were quoted as saying in the aftermath " that blow. our leaders were scared of something like this " whhhhhhhhyyyy. !!!!! " screaming to the gods. clown members all quickly left. sure the jackals are seeing who's in charge now ! will clown members ever learn ?? I don't think so. this is just one of many resent clown leadership murders and still they act and play as clowns.
until next time !!
to all who enjoyed this. god bless.
to all who did not.
seek help.
as you are small minded clown and are un aware this is only a game !!
remember. what blow says
don't hate !! appreciate !! affiliate !!! simulate !!
try it.
you may just have some fun.
silly little clowns. turn those frowns upside down. lol. you tools !!


And this one :-
Today's news !!
Mayor Of Clown Town Speaks Out !!
Today out side mayor mc Gree's office clown town mayor and his wife , Would You Like Fries With That.. both had lots to say !! ". those who are smart and use this strategy of leaving your building robbed !!! So us clowns can't rob you and only get your explosives that you guys hide as traps ! leaving those clown who are stalkers and losers who live in your hoods and never leave ,, as we think this real POWER !!
while we clowns are stupid and by attacking you we only leave the doors open to our own hoods only getting robbed and looted for all we have !! you guys take millions from us surly paying for all the explosives we dumb clowns take or blow our selfs up with !! making this just another clown tactic .. making ourselves feel strong in our own little clown minds and amongst our clown peers you might believe that this tactic a good one against clowns !! well you are wrong !!
we clowns are a stupid bunch and so tied up in this game we can only believe this is real clowns are starving everywhere as we have no clown income anymore !! please if you are one of those smart players like the resistance guys ! please stop as we clown need that money !! our hoods both sad and pathetic no thought or creativity. this stuff is real we only care about making clown rule our only concern. we know not that this is a game and play all day and night. as we have no life's and no real jobs we only have this game and the illusion of power we've created in our heads so please stop playing and having fun ! be pathetic losers like us clowns !! ". mayor me cheese seems to be a delusional man just like his clown town and all it's clown residence. are by far all silly little small minded clowns with no life !! Would You Like Fries With That ,, Stood up beside her husband .. dressed in her best fast food garb. that familiar mc Donald's
cap on and that crazy clown makeup all clowns seem to ware !! What are we to do ! actually play and have fun enjoy or friend and laugh out loud at clowns everywhere !! Seems the resistance are the only one who get it !!

more news later

Reading them again cracks me up , blow , I salute your creativity !!
Please read the humor into this , no offence intended ;-)
Tl;Dr can we get the cliff notes?

[Bubbalouie69]

I think I got this game to get more chips in poker or something originally. Didn't play it for ages and then started playing for a bit. Had stats around 22k 34k and wondering why they weren't going up. We bought mafia with gold it used to say I had 1500 mafia members haha. I also thought buying like 10000 tommy guns I should have like 60000 attack 80000 defence just from that. I've only had my own syndicate never been in a great one. I still don't know what's going on here hahah

[Molly's Voice]

I still don't know what's going on here hahah

Yeah....if anything, CC sure is a complicated game. If you need help with the mechanics of it, just do a search for some of Lupo's old posts. Few could match his genius.

[Bubbalouie69]

Yeah....if anything, CC sure is a complicated game. If you need help with the mechanics of it, just do a search for some of Lupo's old posts. Few could match his genius.

Cheers mate. I guess I just type his name into the search bar to gather that information?

[Molly's Voice]

Cheers mate. I guess I just type his name into the search bar to gather that information?

No prob, bruh. That's what the forum community is here for, to help others. Just search, "Lupo" or even, "20-0 from the back" and your questions will be answered. *fist fist gun gun fist fist*

[TxTireMan]

Old people rule

[Bubbalouie69]

Farrrrk mate I've been reading for days looking for some info that might help but seemed to get deeply stuck in all the cheating business and what not since it only came up with when this person lupo was mentioned.. Saw your head pop up a few times. Mind you there was a bit of useful stuff in amongst it all lots of history and eye openers of how much people actually spend! Don't suppose you could help us out one day?fist fist gun yieww

[Sleazy_P_Martini]

Old people rule...........the bingo tables

[Bubbalouie69]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Sleazy_P_Martini]

Remember when crime city was in the top grossing charts/leaderboards in App Store? Now you cant even find cc on any list. Clash has been king for a while.

Fact: at least three old timers bit the dust (retired) during the typing of this post.

[Bubbalouie69]

No prob, bruh. That's what the forum community is here for, to help others. Just search, "Lupo" or even, "20-0 from the back" and your questions will be answered. *fist fist gun gun fist fist*

Farrrrk mate I've been reading for days looking for some info that might help but seemed to get deeply stuck in all the cheating business and what not since it only came up with when this person lupo was mentioned.. Saw your head pop up a few times. Mind you there was a bit of useful stuff in amongst it all lots of history and eye openers of how much people actually spend! Don't suppose you could help us out one day?fist fist gun yieww

[kp20kp]

Those were the days. I remember my main account had some pretty decent stats back then. I stopped playing the game for about 8 months and I come back and people are well above 40,50,60,70,80 and so on million attack and defense scores. I had to pretty much make a new account and start over

[mxz]

I really wish Fig would come back for one more rant.

[TRAZ]

I miss Plux and the days of looking forward to new maps being released and finding interesting items to farm. Now I check in if time allows and chat with those still actively pulling their hair out over events.

[DvD]

I'm hoisting a Racer 5 to Plux right about now

[Dipstik]

I miss the drunk thread. Damn the off-topic area...

[mxz]

Fun is not allowed in this area, don't be crazy, Dip.

[zboston_georgee]

I have posts in my comment section from 855 days ago.. does that make me an old timer?

[Dipstik]

That means you either spend too much time deleting crap from your wall or else no one loves you.

[DragCro]

That means you either spend too much time deleting crap from your wall or else no one loves you.

Lol Dipstik..I agree on your thread,in past it was more easy going and more strategy how to improve your game,learning from those that knows more than you and me.
Those that doesnt know Dipstik is unique and legend of Cc and Mxz too,from them lots of us learned a lot back then

[PhantomNine]

I remember Funzio and when Gree took over I think one of the first changes was the rusty M4A1! So much for farming the old M4A1. We were not happy when that happened.

[PedroPimples]

I remember when people wasn't kissing ass just because they are desperate to be a forum mod.
People who are that desperate for that job need to get out more.

[DragCro]

I remember when people wasn't kissing ass just because they are desperate to be a forum mod.
People who are that desperate for that job need to get out more.

Frankly i just wanted to say hello to my friends and remember the old times when i played Cc with all of you..
As for mod aplication i did that because i whould like to help out..

Pedropimples enjoy your game,remember what is great about this game and forget the rest

[smokey77]

Frankly i just wanted to say hello to my friends and remember the old times when i played Cc with all of you..
As for mod aplication i did that because i whould like to help out..

Pedropimples enjoy your game,remember what is great about this game and forget the rest

How did you manage to edit that post without any mention of it being edited ? It usually says post edited etc at bottom of the post affected :confused:

[Max Power]

You can often edit a post with no message at the bottom if you do it right away.

[smokey77]

You can often edit a post with no message at the bottom if you do it right away.

Ah ok , cheers for the info

[mxz]

Ah ok , cheers for the infoIf you were an old tymer you'd know that. And you'd also have called it a "ninja edit."

[nopenopenope]

Still here!

[SuperTP]

Yup, still here as well. Missing the days of Lock Box events every few weeks. For those that know me a bit of a sidenote for you: My son is doing well. He's fighting, and making progress far beyond what the doctors originally thought. <5% were his odds prior to first craniotomy. Thanks for the fond memories. Dippy, MXZ. That means you guys, too. Sincerely.

[S -gs-]

I wonder how many players like me are out there. Long time lurker (3ish years), recent poster. I imagine a fair amount.

[Vile Lynn]

Yup, still here as well. Missing the days of Lock Box events every few weeks. For those that know me a bit of a sidenote for you: My son is doing well. He's fighting, and making progress far beyond what the doctors originally thought. <5% were his odds prior to first craniotomy. Thanks for the fond memories. Dippy, MXZ. That means you guys, too. Sincerely.

Hi SuperTP :) you might remember me from your news feed, heh.
I hope your son's complete recovery is swift.

[Elastic Earl]

I remember all those things. Left just before stat inflation went berserk. How many old school players are left?

[mxz]

Yup, still here as well. Missing the days of Lock Box events every few weeks. For those that know me a bit of a sidenote for you: My son is doing well. He's fighting, and making progress far beyond what the doctors originally thought. <5% were his odds prior to first craniotomy. Thanks for the fond memories. Dippy, MXZ. That means you guys, too. Sincerely.
Props to you. The "its not cheating because my son has cancer" thing was great. You even had monte fooled, and we all know he's no fool. Plus getting to see Killshot melt down over it was a high point in my time, here.

[Dipstik]

I don't remember any of that. Got a link?

[DragCro]

Hi SuperTP :) you might remember me from your news feed, heh.
I hope your son's complete recovery is swift.
Hey Ville,hope you are ok? Miss chating with you,hope you are doing good in Rl.Contact me in kakao or here

[SuperTP]

Props to you. The "its not cheating because my son has cancer" thing was great. You even had monte fooled, and we all know he's no fool. Plus getting to see Killshot melt down over it was a high point in my time, here.

Classy, MXZ. Never did, never will. I'm pretty sure you guys submitted plenty of tickets trying to make something stick. My game was locked for a week at one point because of it. I've never publicly come on here to defend myself as there's not much of a point to it. Rest assured, however, my son and his condition were brought up by others. Not by me. I told the syndicate officers so they would be aware of my absence. That being said, I hope you have a great day. Happy Gaming, Sir.