Should Dipstik Be Crowned King of Crime City?

[Molly's Consigliere]

He's been here longer than most people here and is one of the top posters of the forum so I don't see why he shouldn't be.

Please discuss.

[1Shot]

No.

King of the most logical troll.

[Molly's Consigliere]

Elaborate.

Please discuss.

[bdub]

More like ballsack taster

[dip.stick]

What a waste of time, some moron wastes his life on the game and you wanna make him king?

[Captain Torgue]

He's been here longer than most people here and is one of the top posters of the forum so I don't see why he shouldn't be.

Please discuss.

You are unworthy of the title Molly's. I bet you don't even lift bro.

[Rookeye]

I have seen Dipstick* in action. It was...disappointing. Much sound and fury signifying troll, but that's about it. I'd like a little more substance with my popcorn.

* Truthfully, it could have been Dip.stick; they look the same in a line up.

[Dipstik]

An empty title. I am what I am.

[Rookeye]

An empty title. I am what I am.

Are you Dipstick and Dip.stick? I wonder if I haven't tarred the wrong troll...? *worried look*

[Dipstik]

Are you Dipstick and Dip.stick? I wonder if I haven't tarred the wrong troll...? *worried look*

Yes, of course.

[dip.stick]

Are you Dipstick and Dip.stick? I wonder if I haven't tarred the wrong troll...? *worried look*

I'll take it. Make the whiner king. Free player or not, who cares.

[Go4Seven]

Are you Dipstick and Dip.stick? I wonder if I haven't tarred the wrong troll...? *worried look*

Dipstick and dip.stick are not the same person. Sure, they are both cynical. But dip.stick writes like a bitter, burned-out gold spender who has nothing to offer except "don't waste your money and time chasing pixels." Dipstick has actual insight with his snark and smugness.

[Molly's Consigliere]

More like ballsack taster

Unsalient post.

Please discuss.

[Molly's Consigliere]

You are unworthy of the title Molly's. I bet you don't even lift bro.

I quit the game a month ago out of boredom. This is just a forum account from back then that didn't get banned.

Please discuss.

[dip.stick]

Dipstick and dip.stick are not the same person. Sure, they are both cynical. But dip.stick writes like a bitter, burned-out gold spender who has nothing to offer except "don't waste your money and time chasing pixels." Dipstick has actual insight with his snark and smugness.

And also I am a sadist and sarcastic moron who grills burgers for a living. I spent all my money on this game and now I serve to warn new players not to fall in the trap.

[Molly's Consigliere]

and now I serve to warn new players not to fall in the trap.

You are a hero.

Please discuss.

[Rookeye]

...and the clouds part... ;)

[dip.stick]

You are a hero.

Please discuss.

Nope, I just point and laugh.

[Molly's Consigliere]

Good enough.

Please discuss.

[Blondi]

No. But we could crown you King Moron of CC.

[dip.stick]

I guess I am a moron, I don't spend $$$$$ on CC and then moan, groan and whine and then come back and spend more and waste more time. I guess that why you guys are upset?

I am sure all you smart clever guys have it all figured out? Is that why you guys keep coming for more?

[Champion24]

I quit the game a month ago out of boredom. This is just a forum account from back then that didn't get banned.

Please discuss.

Enjoy your ban

Please discuss

Oh yeah the ban.. ha ha ha