[DANGER!] Weekly Epic Boss, River Golem is here!

[Elita]

Hello my knightly wonders!!!

The River Golem has crawled out of the depths of its murky waters to invade your castle! Rock him like a hurricane before he escapes!


http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a538/giiforums/dc1098b5-54c1-4969-a04b-95d827e77b32_zps0b499847.png?t=1397608133

He's out and about until April 22!

[Sol Invictus]

Not the most aesthetically pleasing boss, but I love how it has little fishies swimming in it. Very creative!

Also...is it really a golem? According to Wikipedia, a golem is an "animated anthropomorphic being." This boss isn't anthropomorphic.

WAY TO GO GREE ANOTHER HUGE FAILURE OMG CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT I'M QUITTING

[busteroaf]

And douchebag of the night award goes to: Sol!

This is his 100th nomination and 100th win. Congrats!

[holydinges2]

boss looks really awesome, to bad its a mono again and i stil wanted that evil spirit goat :P

[DONNY]

I am very unpleased with eb's lately

[tshell]

They are offering the equivalent of older epics stats every week on varying elements, with the added bonus of not having to level them from 71-99. I don't see anything to be upset about. Easy way to fill in gaps of your element coverage (unless all you use are epic+ and war epics, in which case it will be a loooong time before they catch up to those current stats)

[BlastRed]

Why is it called a "river golem"
when it looks like a tiger?
http://i.imgur.com/4VEI6L8.png
Just like a previous boss,
why is the jackalope dragon called a dragon? I LOL'D
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXcsvMr6b7OKhgUd1afyms3cVmmKNnm 3glILMJroo6Psw4nJtmpw
When it looks like... .... ... okay you got me on that one.
???

[Dianish]

Why is it called a "river golem"
when it looks like a tiger?
http://i.imgur.com/4VEI6L8.png
Just like a previous boss,
why is the jackalope dragon called a dragon? I LOL'D
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXcsvMr6b7OKhgUd1afyms3cVmmKNnm 3glILMJroo6Psw4nJtmpw
When it looks like... .... ... okay you got me on that one.
???


It got a dragon tail, cute little dragon wings and feet that looks like some dragons feet too. It's a dragon with a body that assemples a "Fulborg" and a head from a reindeer. Oh deer, it's not the prettiest - That's for sure. But it's a dragon nonetheless.

Also, how can you compare the River Golem to a tiger? I don't see the similarity.