Please help

[Krayt]

I would like to thank you all for your past help. The time has come though to once again ask for your help. TSS last war was able to reach top 25, as well as putting past rivals behind us. It is a lot of hard work, dedication as well as cash.

I wanted to give you all some time to save up so you can help us out with some donations. We have been infested with some squirrels that need to be taken care of but it won't be easy. We have the time and dedication but not the financial means. This is where you all come in. Each donation will be a huge help to us, so please give generously.

There is plenty of time to save up and give generously. SquirrelInvasion is tough to beat so please really give generously. iTunes cards are easy to send!

[PereZeius]

iTunes card sent to a TSS member via PM! Good luck!

[Voxker]

lol........

[NinjaHonu]

$100 itunes card sent! make sure you put it to good use. Only use it on level 200 targets please or i'll be PISSED!

[Shluggy]

I'll send a card if I get a lap dance back from you Krayt!!

[Krayt]

What if it's a level 199?

[Krayt]

I'll send a card if I get a lap dance back from you Krayt!!

Well since we already have a room....

[NinjaHonu]

What if it's a level 199?

Nope. only level 200. If not give me back my $100 itunes card.

[[rudy]]

How about two Big Macs?


Nope. only level 200. If not give me back my $100 itunes card.

[SenorSwamp]

#downwithiRaid

[NinjaHonu]

;1216867']How about two Big Macs?

If there is a side of fries then we are good.

[Botrone]

The Squirrel's also need itune card so we can buy lots of nuts to feed our troops during the war. It's late winter, Running low. Please, please help Squirrel Invasion! 

Shluggy. Just bring a jar of fancy nuts to SI's door. King Dave has been nice enough to offer you 1 night in his "World Famous Brothel!" 

Good luck on the RB, KA!
Bo, Sh@dow Squirrel

[Shluggy]

Shluggy. Just bring a jar of fancy nuts to SI's door. King Dave has been nice enough to offer you 1 night in his "World Famous Brothel!"

Why would I want to do that? I'm not that way inclined!

[Botrone]

Shruggy you asked for a lap dance from Krayt if you sent a iTunes card. We were offering you something better for only a jar of nuts. Up to you. Really just joking. Isn't this whole thread, a joke? I hope?

[Krayt]

Shruggy you asked for a lap dance from Krayt if you sent a iTunes card. We were offering you something better for only a jar of nuts. Up to you. Really just joking. Isn't this whole thread, a joke? I hope?

A joke? Hell no! We are collecting iTunes cards so we can beat you!
Our top players have gotten a few already. We figure we are good for almost an additional 1m CP now

[Shluggy]

Shruggy you asked for a lap dance from Krayt if you sent a iTunes card. We were offering you something better for only a jar of nuts. Up to you. Really just joking. Isn't this whole thread, a joke? I hope?

I got my lap dance from Krayt, and very nice it was too!! I was mearly saying that I wasn't into spending the night in a brothel, unless you were offering me a job and then I guess I could act all offended lol

[Beowolf]

Someone want to send me an iTunes card?

[Krayt]

Someone want to send me an iTunes card?

Who are you?

[[rudy]]

Ketchup or chilli to go with them?


If there is a side of fries then we are good.

[Krayt]

;1218135']Ketchup or chilli to go with them?

What no poutine option?

[K_BLESS_1]

...couple of people from my guild would be interested in some iPads... (i'm serious)

[Krayt]

...couple of people from my guild would be interested in some iPads... (i'm serious)

And your point being???

[K_BLESS_1]

And your point being???

well you tell me... free itunes cards... we could really use iPads over here

[Krayt]

well you tell me... free itunes cards... we could really use iPads over here

iTunes cards are cheaper.. And apparantly people like us enough to send to us.
So you want free stuff create your own thread. We don't want beggars in this thread

[K_BLESS_1]

iTunes cards are cheaper.. And apparantly people like us enough to send to us.
So you want free stuff create your own thread. We don't want beggars in this thread

LOL you're a joke, can't get your own ****, you don't want any beggars in your thread,I wasn't begging, i was making a point... get off your ass and work for what you want LOSER

[AssassiNate]

LOL you're a joke, can't get your own ****, you don't want any beggars in your thread,I wasn't begging, i was making a point... get off your ass and work for what you want LOSER

Well it looks like we squirrels got a few nuts from the thread after all

[Shadows]

We don't want beggars in this thread

um.... thought the whole thread was your guild asking for financial handouts to help your guild do better in next war... so um yeah this whole thread is about begging, isn't it?

[LordIndy]

Really an all time low for a thread. I hope people send their charity to Jerry's kids instead or someplace it will be used to help someone that really needs it.

[Krayt]

Well it looks like we squirrels got a few nuts from the thread after all

You squirrels, always finding your nuts...
Which is why we still need more help, these squirrels always keep popping up.

Donations (not begging) are always welcome.
We will even get our accountant to write you a tax receipt

[Fredcole]

This thread is good:D

[Samskill]

Plz DHL Me some diamond ! There are easy to send too. :)
P.s.
can't do lap dance, how about sensuous massage?

[Krayt]

This thread is good:D

Hey Fred
So instead of a donation, how about you lend us Ivan or Igor for a war. You don't need them both to beat SB

[Krayt]

Plz DHL Me some diamond ! There are easy to send too. :)
P.s.
can't do lap dance, how about sensuous massage?

No lap dance? That's a deal breaker

[Samskill]

No lap dance? That's a deal breaker

Don't wish to break your lap actually.:))

[Krayt]

Don't wish to break your lap actually.:))

I can have one of the other boys in the guild fill in for me then :p

[Samskill]

I can have one of the other boys in the guild fill in for me then :p

Fill in where ? Please elaborate :)

[Krayt]

Fill in where ? Please elaborate :)

What would you like filled in? ;)

[Krayt]

Someone tell Fred to clean his inbox

[Shluggy]

Hehehehehehe inbox

[Loki BGK]

Hehehehe, this thread reminds me of a top guild not very long time guild:) what's the guild name? Royal something? Lol

[collage]

I would like to thank you all for your past help. The time has come though to once again ask for your help. TSS last war was able to reach top 25, as well as putting past rivals behind us. It is a lot of hard work, dedication as well as cash.

I wanted to give you all some time to save up so you can help us out with some donations. We have been infested with some squirrels that need to be taken care of but it won't be easy. We have the time and dedication but not the financial means. This is where you all come in. Each donation will be a huge help to us, so please give generously.

There is plenty of time to save up and give generously. SquirrelInvasion is tough to beat so please really give generously. iTunes cards are easy to send!

Wonder what's next? Donations to reach top 10? Geez

[Krayt]

Wonder what's next? Donations to reach top 10? Geez

Have to see how we do this war.
Maybe the next war it will be

[VX_G]

This thread is too funny.
Now you need sponsors to win against SI?
Where is all the fun and not FUN when it comes down to battle if you cannot hold your own?
If your desire is so much to beat top guilds either put more work into it or get heavy gemmers.
Funny thread

[Krayt]

This thread is too funny.
Now you need sponsors to win against SI?
Where is all the fun and not FUN when it comes down to battle if you cannot hold your own?
If your desire is so much to beat top guilds either put more work into it or get heavy gemmers.
Funny thread

We are trying to gem heavy, hence the need for donations

[David.]

If you're so addicted to the game that you start begging for money, you should just destroy your phone and get to the nearest clinic. That or get to the nearest bank and rob it, your choice.

[Krayt]

If you're so addicted to the game that you start begging for money, you should just destroy your phone and get to the nearest clinic. That or get to the nearest bank and rob it, your choice.

Nah, don't like those options

[Generic_Username]

lol, asking for charity so that you can beat another guild is laughable. And if you do beat em, you didnt really earn the win.

[Krayt]

lol, asking for charity so that you can beat another guild is laughable. And if you do beat em, you didnt really earn the win.

Says who?
A win is a win

[Voxker]

Says who?
A win is a win

you dont win in these types of game, it goes on and on, never ends.

[Generic_Username]

Says who?
A win is a win

Winning againts a guild using your own resources is one thing.Winning againts a guild using money from other players is another.

[VX_G]

All we can do is just laugh. Once u try to make an attempt to "win" against a guild on which u had to ask for money, what's next? And attempt to make top 10 And ask everyone's help??
Once again, funny thread 😂😂😂😂

[Krayt]

Winning againts a guild using your own resources is one thing.Winning againts a guild using money from other players is another.

Is another.... Win, I know. And it's just as sweet.

[Krayt]

All we can do is just laugh. Once u try to make an attempt to "win" against a guild on which u had to ask for money, what's next? And attempt to make top 10 And ask everyone's help??
Once again, funny thread 😂😂😂😂

Hey if everyone wants to pitch in and get us in the top I will take it

[Vclone]

Hehehehe, this thread reminds me of a top guild not very long time guild:) what's the guild name? Royal something? Lol

I love when some one has a sense of humor and a memory. Hats off to you!

[nicsonology]

Is another.... Win, I know. And it's just as sweet.

u r so humorously, lol , will you ask donation to wenching ?

[Generic_Username]

Guess for some ppl, they dont really care how they win. Whats TSS again? the sponsored sheeps?? :p j/k

[Krayt]

Haven't heard from anyone lately
So still looking for more donations.

These ranks are going to just come by themselves

[Krayt]

War is almost upon us again....
So last minute donations are definitely welcome

[jin.knightstemplers]

ok, ill send you a million dollars, whats your bank account #! only way i will do it is you post the number here.

[Shadows]

Well, as soon as I hear from this Ethiopian prince, I'll have a lot of money to spare! Just waiting for him to deposit the money in my bank account, then I'll help him with some investing of that money, and voilal! I'm a millionaire and fully able to fund your guild!

[jin.knightstemplers]

hey Shadows, im waiting for that same Ethiopian prince! i can wait to get my money, then ill be able to fund your guys enough to get you to #1.

[Perfuzzie]

War is almost upon us again....
So last minute donations are definitely welcome


We`ll donate some losses for you in war , sounds good ? :)

[Krayt]

We`ll donate some losses for you in war , sounds good ? :)

If we meet up in the war, we'll just have to beat down Lys