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Mackie Messer
02-09-2014, 05:32 PM
#150 We have a fool-proof plan for the Zom-Pac (Zombie Apocalypse) and we'll share it with you if you join.

#149 We have more 60 bonuses but less than 62 bonuses.


#148 We're sponsored by Jack Daniels Whiskey....if even their legal department says otherwise.


#147 Not Joining would make us angry...and you wouldn't like us when we're angry.


#146 We may have exaggerated about the strength/existence of our plan. (yes this still constitutes a reason to join)


....To Be Continued

Mackie Messer
02-09-2014, 11:46 PM
#145 We're actually Fight Club in disguise...Its a really good disguise, even are stats are disguised.


#144 We Use GroupMe...


#143 Because we believe Beer is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.


#142 We're over our "Chuck Norris" phase. Completely. For example, We're not likely to say: "Chuck Norris didn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone." We promise



#141 We don't think the Epic boss is all that "Epic"


To be continued...

Mackie Messer
02-10-2014, 07:41 AM
#140 The rumors that we once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die are inaccurate...He knows why we shot him. Enough said.


#139 Unlike some other syndicates we'll never make "your mama so fat jokes" about your mama....We know she'll lose the pounds when she's ready.


#138 There's a sequel to Army of Darkness coming out....and you think that's Groovy.


#137 All your base are belong to us. Don't you want to see all your base again?


#136 No IP requirement. Pants are also not required. win/win

Mackie Messer
02-10-2014, 03:22 PM
#135 Scarlett Johansen is a member....but she's disguised as someone who isn't Scarlett Johansen.


#134 We sometimes in all seriousness and for no conceivable reason yell, "release the Kraken!"


#133 We have our own Chuz


#132 Resistance is futile, ....probably


#131 We're a fast growing syndicate that welcomes new members and is all for having fun in this crazy addictive game.

Mackie Messer
02-10-2014, 03:45 PM
*Commercial Break*

The New SLTQ has just gone live and The Deadites are recruiting active members. Now is a pretty good time to find your new Syndicate. Give us a try.

Mackie Messer
02-11-2014, 05:05 AM
Stay tuned for the rest of the Join the Deadites countdown.

Mackie Messer
02-11-2014, 10:57 AM
#130 Because there's a Rumor going around that we're giving out free gold.....we started the rumor.

Skywall
02-11-2014, 11:05 AM
You win. You just boosted my moral a chunk. :)

Mackie Messer
02-11-2014, 02:15 PM
#129 We boost morale!


#128 If we were a movie, We'd be a Nicolas Cage movie


#127 Like a Nicolas Cage movie, you never know what you're gonna get.... but by the end you'll be filled with various regrets


#126 We're the last syndicate in existence but we ask you not to verify that statement.

Mackie Messer
02-11-2014, 05:44 PM
#125 We invented the question Mark. Impressive no?

#124 Us millennials gotta sick together. unless you're a Gen-Xer. In which case US Gen-Xers gotta stick together. unless you're a baby boomer...in which case you should probably examine some of your life choices if you're here reading this.

Mackie Messer
02-12-2014, 07:30 AM
#123 We finished the epic boss event with only 18 people.

Mackie Messer
02-12-2014, 12:31 PM
#122 Winter is coming.

Mackie Messer
02-12-2014, 03:17 PM
#121 Cause we're too legit to quit. True story.


#120 Because the internet.


#119 Because you got the esoteric reference in #120 without googling.

Mackie Messer
02-13-2014, 11:17 AM
Wartime. Join us. we have plenty of bonuses and a committed team of easy going people.

Just4fun
02-13-2014, 11:31 AM
Lvl 46 2.9 mil stats can do 30-40k points

Mackie Messer
02-13-2014, 11:37 AM
Hit the syndicate code and you're in.

sups
02-13-2014, 12:52 PM
Still missing some reasons! :D

Mackie Messer
02-13-2014, 02:01 PM
#118 Because we're going for the world record of most people in a syndicate even though Gree says thats not a thing. -Its totally a thing


#117 We're number seven on the seven habits of highly effective people list (Don't check, though)


#116 Because unlike The Deadites in Army of Darkness We won't swallow your soul....Chuz might, that's kind of his thing...


#115 Because if you look up the word "awesome" in the dictionary...you'll see a picture of Fight Club. But if you look up "Gold free cheapskates"...we're probably there, we haven't checked.


#114 Because we were The Knights who say "Ni" in the Holy Grail. (untrue)

Mackie Messer
02-14-2014, 06:43 PM
#113 Because it just got a lot harder for small syndicates to survive in war.

Fratdaddy
02-15-2014, 07:19 AM
Level 43 1.6 mil. Always on at least once a day. Can be wall chipper. Would love a new group of people to be around! Trying to stay low and gain high atk. Thanks in advance for reading.

Thetallerpaul
02-15-2014, 11:58 AM
Hi I'm still relatively new to the game but am keen to progress. Me and my mini are in a top 2500 syndicate but with few active players so always miss syndicate goals and it's getting frustrating as I'm an hourly player on my main account at least.

My stats suck as I leveled to hard before I understood game mechanics so after 2 months I'm

Level 67. 1.2m attack and def. 50k iph and 40 Uzis
Mini is level 12 75k att and def only just started him and he can't get the ltqs due to low level.

If you have space I'd bring both in but not fussed if the mini has to wait as may not be bothered to continue.

I'm uk based and any chat app needed wouldn't be an issue. It'll be a nice change from current syn just using the forum if anything at all!

KenzBD
02-16-2014, 02:25 PM
Friendly bump

Mackie Messer
02-16-2014, 07:31 PM
#112 We're full of gold digging hoes.

Mackie Messer
02-18-2014, 06:30 AM
#111 We know why the chicken crossed the road. And you have a right to know too! end the conspiracy.

Mackie Messer
02-19-2014, 05:57 AM
#110 ...i got nothing. Thought I did for a second then, fwp! gone.

Mackie Messer
02-19-2014, 07:39 AM
#109 you get a free toaster for joining!

offer expires 2/18/14

Mackie Messer
02-19-2014, 09:28 AM
Commercial break:
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Mackie Messer
02-19-2014, 11:14 AM
#108 We'll never tell you "It sounds like you've got a case of the Mondays"


#107 We'll never borrow huge sums of money and 'forget' to pay you back.


#106 We won't laugh if you still play beer pong....we might chuckle.


#105 We have several advances degrees in Crime City Logistics and Analytics


#104 We have a printer and like to print our own degrees.

Mackie Messer
02-19-2014, 02:16 PM
Quick PSA, this is an open invitation for any Syndicate open to a temp merger INTO our Syndicate. After the event we can part ways and team up again in the future. This is ideal for smaller syndicates who want better weapons this time around

Mackie Messer
02-19-2014, 05:19 PM
#103 If you don't join I won't make my quota

Mackie Messer
02-20-2014, 04:26 PM
#102 All of our members are named Alex in order to confuse the scouts during war.

Mackie Messer
02-20-2014, 09:36 PM
#101 We're a syndicate on a mission...make it to top 250 and finish all missions without paying a buttload of gold to Gree.

Mackie Messer
02-21-2014, 10:25 AM
#100 We'll tell you what was actually in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

Mackie Messer
02-22-2014, 01:56 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g234/Major_Major79/Deaditesbadtime_zps86e1d367.jpg (http://s57.photobucket.com/user/Major_Major79/media/Deaditesbadtime_zps86e1d367.jpg.html)

Mackie Messer
02-22-2014, 09:59 PM
#99 if it was only a three hour tour then why did the Howells bring all their money?

Think about it, then. ..

Mackie Messer
02-23-2014, 11:29 AM
#98 you want better prizes. we want better prizes. c'mon already.

Mackie Messer
02-23-2014, 05:38 PM
#97 "Roll Over Beethoven" by Chuck Berry...wait, sorry wrong list.

Good song though... Not "Johnny B. Goode" good. ..but still very impressive.

That one kind of went of the rails....just like

#96 Crazy Train. Kidding. We're a fast growing syndicate and you're either with us or against us. Or indifferent towards us. but those are all the options. Unless we're talking about some kind of Schroedingeresque superposition....nm.

Mackie Messer
02-24-2014, 11:43 AM
#95 think of the Children! won't someone please think of the children!?
....They need to be stopped. I think their syndicate is one of the top 10.


#94 We have a cool logo


#93 One does not simply not join The Deadites ( I could have memed that up. I didn't. You're welcome)


#92 The thread below this one is a booger eating syndicate...They haven't denied it...think about it.


#91 We no you're serious in your choice of Chuz selection so we now offer new and improved Chuz Light. All the great Chuz flavor half the stats.

Mackie Messer
02-24-2014, 02:44 PM
#90 It's what Egon would have wanted. Lets cross some streams, people.

Mackie Messer
02-24-2014, 05:35 PM
#89 We know all the best dirty limericks.

Mackie Messer
02-24-2014, 11:15 PM
#88 Because we finally have a working plan for world domination but it requires exactly one more sacrifi......volunteer.

Mackie Messer
02-25-2014, 10:50 AM
#87 We're some sort of lean mean fighting machine. Which may or may not be a serious medical condition..we're looking into it.

Mackie Messer
02-25-2014, 03:23 PM
#86 The sense of community and inclusion with a syndicate you've grown with is usually greater than what you get simply joining a fully established synd that's just in need of a person to top off their ranks. wakka wakka wakka

Mackie Messer
02-26-2014, 12:12 PM
#85 Because the voices in your head told you to...

Mackie Messer
02-27-2014, 02:07 PM
#84 Because this war...It's personal.

Mackie Messer
02-27-2014, 05:42 PM
#83 We appreciate spores, molds, and fungi.

if you're under twenty-five you probably won't get that

Ethompson8
02-27-2014, 07:28 PM
What's your groupme name

Mackie Messer
02-28-2014, 01:33 PM
Mack The Knife

Mackie Messer
02-28-2014, 01:35 PM
#82 Because this game is like the electronic equivalent of a mugging, very expensive and bad for your head

Mackie Messer
02-28-2014, 08:00 PM
#81 Not to brag, but we're kind of a big deal. Well a medium sized deal. We're definitely a larger than small deal.

Mackie Messer
03-01-2014, 10:35 AM
#80 Because when you play the game of Crime City you win or you or you die.

Mackie Messer
03-01-2014, 07:48 PM
#79 Last month we were a 6 person syndicate. This month we're over 30 strong. Next month...who knows....
If you're active we have a place for you in our crew.

Mackie Messer
03-02-2014, 02:32 PM
#78 We're not above a bit of the old Ultra-Violence.

Mackie Messer
03-03-2014, 03:48 PM
#77 Im sure there's a reason..we just can't think of one right now.

Mackie Messer
03-04-2014, 08:48 AM
#76 Every new member receives a shiny nickel.

*Offer not valid in or outside of the Continental U.S.

Mackie Messer
03-04-2014, 01:29 PM
#75 Because we're throwing you a surprise birthday party and all you're friends will be there. which is really nice of us so join already.

Mackie Messer
03-04-2014, 10:17 PM
#74 It's join a new Syndicate day.

Mackie Messer
03-05-2014, 09:00 AM
#73 We're a bit more selective now and though we still value activity over stats we have a easily attainable minimum. we require 20mil atk/ 20mil def by level 30. this easily achieved min can be reached with only a few hundred vaults of gold purchased in game through Gree. We feel this new minimum will help protect you, the playe,r against the tyranny of future stat inflation for the foreseeable future or a fortnight...which ever comes first.

Mackie Messer
03-05-2014, 07:42 PM
#72 because you need an active syndicate

Beautiful
03-05-2014, 08:15 PM
I think this syndicate was meant for me.. I'm obsessed with zombies.

Mackie Messer
03-05-2014, 08:46 PM
Nice! Welcome to the deadites, brains will be served at 6.

Mackie Messer
03-05-2014, 11:21 PM
#71 Because Family Guy hasn't been good in years and you're still looking for something to fill the void.

Mackie Messer
03-06-2014, 10:08 AM
#70 Bacon. That is all.

Mackie Messer
03-06-2014, 03:16 PM
#69 heheh.... Er....we're looking for another 3-4 people before war tomorrow. So we'll have a signing bonus. We'll send you a picture of your favorite whiskey in Group Me.

Mackie Messer
03-06-2014, 06:56 PM
#68 we now actually have a zombie outbreak preparedness plan.

Mackie Messer
03-06-2014, 08:28 PM
#67 All those Uzis are weighing you down. We can help.

Mackie Messer
03-06-2014, 09:55 PM
#66 If you join now, you won't have to see what new depths we sink to when this list is finished. Cause it won't be pretty.

Mackie Messer
03-07-2014, 09:43 AM
#65 its zero hour.

Mackie Messer
03-09-2014, 07:06 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g234/Major_Major79/Tam_zps916c4d8a.jpg (http://s57.photobucket.com/user/Major_Major79/media/Tam_zps916c4d8a.jpg.html)

Zippy69
03-10-2014, 06:36 AM
I noted with interest, that occasionally you have been known to shout...

Release the Kraken...

do you ever feel the need to shout anything else...

Hawkmen! Dive!!!!!

for example...???

Mackie Messer
03-10-2014, 09:23 AM
We, in all honesty due to various penchants for alcohol, tend to shout all manner of things that we have little to no memory of shouting...so its quite possible.

Mackie Messer
03-10-2014, 02:24 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g234/Major_Major79/zoidbergdeadites_zpsd725bad3.jpg (http://s57.photobucket.com/user/Major_Major79/media/zoidbergdeadites_zpsd725bad3.jpg.html)

Mackie Messer
03-11-2014, 04:38 AM
#64 I The Deadites no one can hear you scream.

Mackie Messer
03-11-2014, 11:23 AM
#63 We have cake and cookies. we keep it at your local supermarket...you'll need to pay a small convenience fee to retrieve it.

Mackie Messer
03-11-2014, 02:21 PM
#62 If you're an active player looking for a new syndicate or even a first syndicate then its a good time to join The Deadites.

we're a 30 person syndicate including a handful of minis. Our goal is to hit top 250 gold free and complete all events.

Mackie Messer
03-11-2014, 04:36 PM
#61 If you don't Join The Deadites you'll regret it. Maybe not today maybe not tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life.

Mackie Messer
03-11-2014, 05:33 PM
#60 Join The Deadites and be the rug that ties our GroupMe room together

Mackie Messer
03-11-2014, 06:43 PM
#59 if we put this much effort into our recruitment thread imagine how hard we go in events.

Mackie Messer
03-12-2014, 09:51 AM
#58 we're bringing back Smexy.

On second thought no, we're not doing that. You're welcome.

Mackie Messer
03-12-2014, 12:20 PM
#57 we'll make you an offer you can't refuse. like a donut or something...hope you like donuts cause you're getting one.

Mackie Messer
03-12-2014, 03:32 PM
#56 Whenever a new member joins The Deadites an angel gets its wings.

Mackie Messer
03-12-2014, 04:51 PM
#55 we have full medical and dental.

Mackie Messer
03-12-2014, 06:27 PM
#54 we know who really shot Mr Burns. dont believe the conspiracy

Mackie Messer
03-13-2014, 12:12 AM
#53 cause it's 3am and Im still recruiting.. cause I want the best possible syndicate

Mackie Messer
03-13-2014, 07:15 AM
#52 the peanut is neither a pea or a nut. Discuss

Mackie Messer
03-13-2014, 12:24 PM
#51 cause we know Groundhog's day (the day not the movie) is a sham

Mackie Messer
03-13-2014, 02:42 PM
#50 Epic and Raid bosses are coming. time to find an active syndicate....oh look, we're an active syndicate.

Mackie Messer
03-13-2014, 04:46 PM
#49 because we know what you did last summer...

Mackie Messer
03-13-2014, 08:22 PM
#48 We're your huckleberry...

Mackie Messer
03-13-2014, 09:41 PM
#47 we're too big to fail.

Mackie Messer
03-14-2014, 07:31 AM
#46 Setidaed eth Nioj.....

Hmmm, It was cooler on the Simpsons.

Mackie Messer
03-14-2014, 09:45 AM
#45 Epic Boss is coming...are you where you want to be?

Mackie Messer
03-14-2014, 01:58 PM
PSA: We're The Deadites a 30+ Syndicate. We completed this event last time with 18 people. I feel confident we'll do it again. If you're up for putting in the hits, then everyone will get there faster and easier. Join us.

Mackie Messer
03-14-2014, 07:15 PM
#44 come out and play

Mackie Messer
03-15-2014, 09:29 AM
#43 (insert witty comment here)

Mackie Messer
03-15-2014, 01:59 PM
#42 The Answer to life, The Universe and Everything.

Mackie Messer
03-15-2014, 02:31 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g234/Major_Major79/armorattack_zpsff4879db.jpg (http://s57.photobucket.com/user/Major_Major79/media/armorattack_zpsff4879db.jpg.html)

Mackie Messer
03-15-2014, 09:44 PM
#41 we love the young people.

Mackie Messer
03-16-2014, 01:14 PM
#40 Fabulous prizes, amazing gree glitches. all this and more can be yours when you.....

Mackie Messer
03-16-2014, 04:41 PM
#39 We're more fun than a barrel of rabid monkeys.

Mackie Messer
03-17-2014, 06:29 AM
#38 our moms think we're cool.

Mackie Messer
03-17-2014, 09:46 AM
#37 Some say we're the greatest syndicate around.

Ok, It's just me. I say that. still...

Mackie Messer
03-17-2014, 11:41 AM
#36 we'd join your syndicate if you had one.


(Not Really)

Mackie Messer
03-17-2014, 01:33 PM
#35 We throw the best sexy parties.

Mackie Messer
03-17-2014, 03:53 PM
#34 Be part of the team that made the greatest recruitment thread ever....

no, I didn't mean them. I meant us.

Mackie Messer
03-17-2014, 05:49 PM
#33 We're not the biggest syndicate or the strongest syndicate nor are we the most strategic syndicate...but one thing we are...Is a syndicate.

Join us. you know you want to....

Mackie Messer
03-18-2014, 10:21 AM
PSA Day 4 of the Epic Boss is in the bag. We'd like some active players for day 5. If you've got the hits left we can all take home another set of boots.

Mackie Messer
03-18-2014, 01:43 PM
We're open to collaboration. If you're a small group that wants in for the remainder of the epic Boss event, let me know.

Mackie Messer
03-18-2014, 04:43 PM
#31 we're here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And we're all out of bubblegum.

Oh, wait. ..Chuz has some. We'll get back to you...

Mackie Messer
03-18-2014, 09:46 PM
PSA....5th boss....looking for people for this last leg. who's up for it? everyone? great, sign up.

Mackie Messer
03-19-2014, 08:15 AM
#30 We're aggressive...but really we have the heart of small child



...which we keep on a jar on our desk.

Mackie Messer
03-19-2014, 10:43 AM
#29 Why not?

Mackie Messer
03-19-2014, 12:14 PM
#28 Cause we're a growing syndicate and if your stats aren't great for your level, now is a great time to join us and grow with us.

Mackie Messer
03-20-2014, 09:03 AM
#27 We're at or near the top of the page and you're too lazy to look any further.

Mackie Messer
03-20-2014, 11:59 AM
#26 we're a fun group with amazingly high member retention.

TheWarthog
03-20-2014, 01:48 PM
#122 Winter is coming.

25. Winter is over?

Mackie Messer
03-20-2014, 05:15 PM
know what? I dig it


25. Winter is over

...unless you're in Australia or New Zealand.

Mackie Messer
03-20-2014, 08:58 PM
24. Joining the Deadites wouldn't be non non non non heinous.

Mackie Messer
03-21-2014, 09:05 AM
#23 because our motto is we'd buy that for a dollar.

Mackie Messer
03-21-2014, 05:16 PM
PSA: We're one away from finishing easy and we have the uzis and firepower to get through about a third of elite. If you're looking for a new home. act now.

Mackie Messer
03-22-2014, 03:49 PM
#22 Cause we'd make beautiful music together...

so far we've got some bagpipes, a banjo, a cowbell.... If you can rock a kazu, you're in.

Mackie Messer
03-24-2014, 12:16 PM
#22 Cause we're number on in the hood, G

Mackie Messer
03-25-2014, 08:01 AM
#21 Blackjack! I mean...join us.

Mackie Messer
03-25-2014, 02:37 PM
PSA
We have 37 members (inactives are weeded out fairly quickly)
We have something like 70 bonuses and add at least 100mil per day
our average strength is about 2.5-3mil
Our DL is around 7.3mil
We go far in events because we work and communicate well.

Sound good?
We use Group Me.

Mackie Messer
03-25-2014, 05:02 PM
#20 cause you're going to miss this thread when its gone.

no?

Mackie Messer
03-26-2014, 08:20 AM
#19 We know better than to cross the streams.

(obscure 80's reference)

Mackie Messer
03-26-2014, 03:23 PM
#18 If we had a theme song...it would be the one from Benny Hill.

Mackie Messer
03-27-2014, 01:21 PM
General Pre War PSA (GPWPSA):

Last war we finished top 1000
We've completed 4 of 6 epic bosses last event
We finished normal and made elite 15.
We Use Group Me.
We're currently 38/40

If this sounds good to you, join up now. War is coming.

Mackie Messer
03-27-2014, 04:22 PM
#17 Cry havoc, and let slip the Gerbils of war!


It's Gerbils right? haven't read Shakespeare in awhile.

Mackie Messer
03-27-2014, 08:25 PM
#16 free joke to the next recruit.

Mackie Messer
03-31-2014, 01:28 PM
PSA

now's a great time to join this growing syndicate. If you're active we have room.

Mackie Messer
03-31-2014, 02:18 PM
#15 Because we know where the bodies are buried.

Seriously, join or we're snitching

Mackie Messer
03-31-2014, 06:28 PM
#15 membership dues are now optional

Mackie Messer
03-31-2014, 11:28 PM
#14 We're the ones who knock.

Mackie Messer
04-01-2014, 10:28 AM
PSA

Epic Boss starts today. Go further with a great team.

Mackie Messer
04-01-2014, 11:14 AM
#12 cause nuts to number 13


and we did 15 twice

Mackie Messer
04-01-2014, 12:50 PM
#11 Its the smart thing to do.

Mackie Messer
04-01-2014, 02:02 PM
PSA If you've been considering a new Syndicate, now is the time to Join us.
Literally right now. start typing in our code. why are you still reading?

Mackie Messer
04-01-2014, 11:14 PM
#10 Im going to level with you, we've completely run out of interesting things to say.

Mackie Messer
04-02-2014, 09:50 AM
#9 come on, we're not like the others...we're your friends. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Mackie Messer
04-02-2014, 11:21 AM
PSA

We're looking for a few good men. And women...and children too I guess. Pets with opposable thumbs who can tap when necessary will also be considered.

Mackie Messer
04-02-2014, 01:42 PM
More PSA (which at this point may just be a copout not to finish The list)

We accept active minis.

Mackie Messer
04-02-2014, 07:20 PM
#7 We're the best there is at what we do. but what we do isn't pretty.




Well its kinda pretty...in the right light.

Mackie Messer
04-02-2014, 08:06 PM
PSA

We're a syndicate working on 2 of 5. Making it a pretty good time to get in on the fun, help us help you help us.

Mackie Messer
04-03-2014, 09:17 AM
#6 If you say our name three times...well, I won't spoil the surprise.

Mackie Messer
04-03-2014, 02:14 PM
PSA

....we're currently accepting any members named "Stay Puft"

Mackie Messer
04-03-2014, 03:34 PM
We are now accepting members not named "Stay Puft" as well.

Mackie Messer
04-03-2014, 05:32 PM
#5 Cause there's always money in the banana stand.



I think that one is a zen koen...or a pop culture reference .....either way.

Mackie Messer
04-03-2014, 09:56 PM
PSA


uhhhhhhh......

Mackie Messer
04-03-2014, 11:23 PM
PSA continued.....

......We're working on our 3/6. Which makes this an ideal time for new members to get in on the action....not as ideal as yesterday, but better than tomorrow.

Mackie Messer
04-04-2014, 08:05 AM
This word "PSA" I do not think it means what I think it means.

Mackie Messer
04-04-2014, 11:40 AM
#4...will not be seen today. instead stay tuned for this message from our sponsors....

Mackie Messer
04-04-2014, 12:37 PM
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Mackie Messer
04-04-2014, 02:35 PM
Day 4....join now for a free cheeseburger from Gree. Just send a ticket.

Mackie Messer
04-04-2014, 04:08 PM
I just want to take a moment and dispel the rumor that the Deadites are an unholy horde of pure evil. It's untrue. We're actually quite nice. ...some of us are anyway. sort of.

Alexindahouss94
04-04-2014, 04:24 PM
Even though it's already at the top, ima bump this shiz

Mackie Messer
04-04-2014, 06:30 PM
#4 We here at The Deadites want what you want, good stats, a fun time and complete and total world domination! we want to see the streets run red with the bloo...or just some laughs.

Again we want

1. Stats
2 Good times
3. laughs

Not so much with the world domination thing...trust us.

Mackie Messer
04-04-2014, 08:09 PM
we're looking for the best of the best of the best. ....and also the rest....Pretty much everyone who's active.

Mackie Messer
04-05-2014, 08:39 AM
We're instituting a draft. so uh...join already.

Alexindahouss94
04-05-2014, 05:27 PM
A bump from a friendly person

Mackie Messer
04-06-2014, 10:06 AM
Is today the day you join the Deadites?

Mackie Messer
04-06-2014, 12:30 PM
C'mon ...Lets turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.

Alexindahouss94
04-06-2014, 10:57 PM
I would like this thread towards the top

Mackie Messer
04-07-2014, 12:09 PM
This thread belongs at the top. Its an institution. outlasting all other lesser threads.

Mackie Messer
04-08-2014, 02:32 PM
#3 Because you've never been afraid to dream big and you've always wanted to join a syndicate called The Deadites

Mackie Messer
04-09-2014, 07:30 PM
#2 Cause you're sure you could come up with a 150 better reasons than these and you want to take a crack at it.

Mackie Messer
04-10-2014, 09:51 AM
Stay tuned for the #1 reason to join the Deadites.

It's probably pretty good. or at least decent.

In the meantime, here's a rundown

45 members
70+ bonuses
lowest member stat sub-million
highest member around 12 million
Average 4 million
Very active core
groupME necessary

Mackie Messer
04-11-2014, 03:49 PM
We're still mulling over the #1 reason..in the meantime...join us. or don't....but definitely do.

Mackie Messer
04-14-2014, 04:31 PM
And the #1 reason to Join the Deadites....will not be revealed today.

but in the meantime feel free to Join the Deadites..a syndicate on the rise.

Mackie Messer
04-18-2014, 08:03 AM
3 Hours till war. 50 active players. we're shooting for top 500 this time around. It's a good time to get on board with The Deadites.

Mr.Shh...
04-19-2014, 10:48 AM
I just sat here and read this entire thread....you deserve some lulz for this one haha but seriously thinking about joining...i want the toaster, nickel and some of those free donuts

Mackie Messer
04-22-2014, 10:23 AM
All those things and more will be yours when you join the deadites!

(Not legally binding or remotely true)

Mackie Messer
04-22-2014, 06:11 PM
And Finally All Good Things Must Come To An End. Its time for The Number One Reason To Join The Deadites:

#1. Because in the last two months we went from a 14 person team hovering in the top 4000 to a 50 person team who finished under 600 and we had a helluva lot of fun doing it. At the end of the day we're pretty much unstoppable and if you don't join, someone else will and they're gonna have all your fun.

...Also its no longer required that you listen to "Eye of the Tiger" on a loop during Battles.




If you read every page of this thread, Thanks. It was fun to see that people were actually having a few laughs with us.

Next up 150 reasons not to join the deadites!!

just kidding....probably.....Actually im kinda serious now.

Mackie Messer
04-22-2014, 08:37 PM
Oh hay, I remember this thread...so....

Honeygurl
04-22-2014, 11:38 PM
Impressed! Looking to spread my wings in another syn, maybe yours

Honey
311-739-260
Lvl 119
Attk/def 6.8/6.6
Iph 50k

Do you guys use pal any?

Mackie Messer
04-23-2014, 12:04 PM
Hey, Thanks. We're a Groupme bunch

Honeygurl
04-24-2014, 12:18 AM
Hey, Thanks. We're a Groupme bunch

Would you mind adding me on groupme to discuss your syn further? My email is honebrown2002@yahoo.com. Thanks

Mackie Messer
04-24-2014, 12:12 PM
Bumping for the sake of nostalgia...plus, ya know...recruiting.

Mackie Messer
04-24-2014, 09:17 PM
Looking for a home for the Epic boss event and beyond?....

Ntggamer
04-28-2014, 04:26 PM
Go Deadites!

Mackie Messer
05-01-2014, 12:19 PM
They call them fingers but you never see them 'fing'...discuss

Mackie Messer
05-02-2014, 01:48 PM
Looking for some recruits on the Raid Boss event.

Good time to get in on the ground floor. We're looking for players who can especially help finish off high level bosses.

PUN1SH3R
05-02-2014, 03:22 PM
Interested

Lady Boss 765
05-03-2014, 08:09 PM
Friendly bump, great thread!

Ntggamer
05-07-2014, 07:21 PM
Here's a bump for your troubles

Mackie Messer
05-07-2014, 09:04 PM
We're considering the last recruits before war...

Requirements....you need to be Batman or better.....or best offer.

Honestly, we're shooting for top 400 this time around. if you're a solid player and looking for a new Syn, PM me for a brief meet and greet.

chicago hitman
05-07-2014, 09:15 PM
Windy City Hitmen are looking for active players. Currently ranked 817 and progressing. 421114922. We use groupme to communicate.

Mackie Messer
05-11-2014, 06:15 PM
Ha! spammed by a noob...still that's free press.

Deadites are recruiting tomorrow... after war...looking for a new home then PM for an invite to the interview room

Mackie Messer
05-13-2014, 12:12 PM
We're recruiting cannon fod.....new members... looking for a new syn home? we ranked 412 last war...

Would have been top 400...but we got Gree'd.

Mackie Messer
05-13-2014, 03:34 PM
Im thinking of creating another syndicate named SAS(Seasonal Allergy Sufferers) We'll only be active in the spring and we'll be too busy sneezing to complete any events. pm me if you want in...

Mackie Messer
05-14-2014, 12:51 AM
So...it turns out we're still accepting applications...and bribes.


we really like the bribes

Mackie Messer
05-14-2014, 12:43 PM
out new IP requirement is 10k not bad for a team that placed 412 last war......

Mackie Messer
05-14-2014, 06:24 PM
I haven't talked this over with the rest of the syndicate...but Im sure they'd back me....for the next 24 hours we're only accepting members name Darkwing Duck. you'll also be required to say "Lets. get. Dangerous" once per war....

Mackie Messer
05-15-2014, 07:39 PM
tragedy has struck...word of our awesomeness has gotten out and now we're full....Woe to all of you good people, woe indeed!

Now we'll need to Franchise Deadites II.

Kidding aside, if you're looking for a new Syn, PM me and I'll keep you on a short list.

Mackie Messer
06-16-2014, 10:34 AM
So, We're top 250 now...fun stuff. We're looking add a few healthy stat players for both the Raid Boss and the long haul.

syauqi31
10-03-2014, 07:18 AM
Add me 737 524 296