Bringing back the jokes thread

[Phillip99]

Molley's voice: can you show me how to get on the crime city forum
Molley's friend: sure it's easy, just make an account and roll

*****6 months later

Molley's friend: what in the world have you been doing?
Molley's voice: Oh, I though you said 'just fake an account and troll'

[Da Don]

MV isn't a troll

[I love tacos]

Molley's voice: can you show me how to get on the crime city forum
Molley's friend: sure it's easy, just make an account and roll

*****6 months later

Molley's friend: what in the world have you been doing?
Molley's voice: Oh, I though you said 'just fake an account and troll'Congraulations on the worst joke of the year

[Phillip99]

Congraulations on the worst joke of the year

C'mon man, it wasn't that bad........ok I'll try again

Mr Burns: well young man, you are totally unqualified to work in my power plant, but I'm giving you the job because I have a soft spot for army veterans
Homer: what are you talking about, I wasn't in the army
Burns: well what was all that stuff about leading men into battle and coordinating battle plans
Homer: I was leader of a crime city syndicate
Burns:**facepalm
Homer: Doh

[ploop]

lololololololol

[Benzini]

Molley's voice: can you show me how to get on the crime city forum
Molley's friend: sure it's easy, just make an account and roll

*****6 months later

Molley's friend: what in the world have you been doing?
Molley's voice: Oh, I though you said 'just fake an account and troll'

fantastic joke! and so true!

[Phillip99]

Sweet, thanks guys, glad you like them. Since I have fans, I will do another.

Why did mrs. Franklin drop off her son at gree......she was used to giving them all her Benjamins.

Hint for international viewers: Ben Franklin is a famous american (on 100 dollar bill)

[Luv4UR Mom]

Sweet, thanks guys, glad you like them. Since I have fans, I will do another.

Why did mrs. Franklin drop off her son at gree......she was used to giving them all her Benjamins.

Hint for international viewers: Ben Franklin is a famous american

Don't believe them. They are just trying to be nice, and not hurt your feelings...... Buy a vault, invest it in crates, and become super-powerful.

See- That was funnier than any of your jokes.

[Phillip99]

That's 2 for and 2 against my jokes, anyone else?

[Luv4UR Mom]

Or how about this one: CJ54 and A&F actually care about the opinion of game-players.

Now THAT'S a joke! I actually almost fell out of my chair, and hurt myself laughing about that one!

[HavingFun]

I've seen Molly but never a Molley on the forum?

[Marine007]

You are going to get in trouble for creating an unconsructuve thread.....

[I love tacos]

Or how about this one: CJ54 and A&F actually care about the opinion of game-players.

Now THAT'S a joke! I actually almost fell out of my chair, and hurt myself laughing about that one! I don't agree, CJ54 has been informing us a lot lately. Kudos to you CJ

[HavingFun]

Now you've seen a Molly on the forum brah.
Nope, still haven't seen a Molley yet.