Can anyone beat the new Molly Maguires this war?

[Molly's Voice]

Nope. We're a bunch of platinum, no-banking bosses. Recognize.

[/LADY/]

Well Spud Gun Militia just beat you in our first battle, might wanna rethink your stragedy.... mr Chesticles
Thank you.

[uncle Jones]

Spud gun militia has taken you down!!!

[ngraber87]

Chesticles... LOL

Please see attachment. :)

5122

[Steve1302]

Chesticles... LOL

Please see attachment. :)

5122

Nice one. Might keep the man with the funny looking body quite for a bit

[J4CK D4N13L N0 7]

Ouch. Awkward mollies!

[Molly's Voice]

Nice one. Might keep the man with the funny looking body quite for a bit

Not "quite" enough to inform you the proper way to spell, "quiet".

[Molly's Voice]

Chesticles... LOL

Please see attachment. :)

5122

Pretty much the worst photo shop ever posted on this forum, hoss.

[ngraber87]

lol, whatever makes u feel better... chesticles

[uncle Jones]

You mad bro?! I got a Twinkie in my pocket for ya!

[Molly's Voice]

You mad bro?! I got a Twinkie in my pocket for ya!

I don't eat that crap, I lift weights Check the pecs, Chico.

[Ryanlosangeles]

Hey goofy dude with the muscles, are u telling me that u just didn't get beat by us?

[GASH 138]

Lmfffffffffffffffao!!!!

Bro.. Really.. Come find my hood and TRY to take anything from me lvl 250 GASH 138

I hope 138 pulls the mollies cuz u all suck

Also really awesome tribal armband bruh.. Go back to the 90s with ur puffy water weight steroid muscles, fanny packs and crappy tattoos and drink some man flavored protein shakes I'll add some of my special vanilla flavor just for you. U probably drive a camaro... Smh what a chode

[Molly's Voice]

Lmfffffffffffffffao!!!!

Bro.. Really.. Come find my hood and TRY to take anything from me lvl 250 GASH 138

I hope 138 pulls the mollies cuz u all suck

Also really awesome tribal armband bruh.. Go back to the 90s with ur puffy water weight steroid muscles, fanny packs and crappy tattoos and drink some man flavored protein shakes I'll add some of my special vanilla flavor just for you. U probably drive a camaro... Smh what a chode

Whats wrong with Camaros?

Speaking of steroids....you seem to have a lot of pent of rage, my friend.

[Muj]

I don't eat that crap, I lift weights Check the pecs, Chico.
back/lats don't look built for **** mate, probably don't even do legs either, lol at you taking pride in those pecs, bad definition there, do u even lift

[Touch Down]

Well done to the spud guns.

Lol at man boobs.... epic fail

[Molly's Voice]

Well done to the spud guns.

Lol at man boobs.... epic fail

It's all BS, son.

Molly Maguires don't fail. We never say die.

[Touch Down]

It's all BS, son.

Molly Maguires don't fail. We never say die.

Let's see a side by side of screenshots. Let the public decide

I do applaud you for keeping the forum alive though.

[CVinton]

Are you guys recruiting? You know what they say if you can't beat in join.....oh wait....nvm.

[Molly's Voice]

Let's see a side by side of screenshots. Let the public decide

I do applaud you for keeping the forum alive though.

Molly Maguires ain't got no time for screenshots. Molly Maguires are too busy winning this game.

[RuckusX]

I've been laughing at this guy since I first logged on the forum 2 months ago. If I ever left the game, I'd still come here to get a laugh once in a while. Bragging about his creatine-water logged chest. Can you manage even five pull ups?

[Molly's Voice]

I've been laughing at this guy since I first logged on the forum 2 months ago. If I ever left the game, I'd still come here to get a laugh once in a while. Bragging about his creatine-water logged chest. Can you manage even five pull ups?

OMGZ...you can't be serious, hater. I'm a pull-up machine. I've trained with the best, and now people come to me for advice. I'd be more than happy to get you on my program.

[W9.]

Molly Maguires suck!

[RuckusX]

The fact that you instigate the trolling and hating makes it obvious you like the attention. I'm not against you, maybe you were a fat kid who finally got off his @ $ $. I would respect that. But I do not lack knowledge in lifting techniques, nor nutrition. On another note, maybe I'll send my mini over to Molly Maguires to help you all get a decent placement.

[Muj]

OMGZ...you can't be serious, hater. I'm a pull-up machine. I've trained with the best, and now people come to me for advice. I'd be more than happy to get you on my program.
Dude you dont look built at all, dont bs about being a pull up machine lol
why am i feeding the troll..

[Molly's Voice]

Dude you dont look built at all, dont bs about being a pull up machine lol
why am i feeding the troll..

The only trolls here are you and the others haters. Get a clue. Ill go one on one pull ups with you any day of the week, chump.

[Phillip99]

The only trolls here are you and the others haters. Get a clue. Ill go one on one pull ups with you any day of the week, chump.

I can do 9 pull- ups......suck on that

[mxz]

I can do 9 pull- ups......suck on thatOMG Hercules!!!!!!!

[Molly's Voice]

I can do 9 pull- ups......suck on that

I do pull-ups with one finger. I'll bang out like 30 of those honeys then have enough left in the tank to deadlift a Rottweiler. Even man's best friend is no match for Muscles McGee.

[Molly's Voice]

***UPDATE***

Still undefeated.

We be clubbin'

[ploop]

i can do 1 FULL PUSHUP. BETTER GET READY TO KISS MY MUSCLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ploop]

I can do 9 pull- ups......suck on that

Yeah, pulling on your 6-pack of pudding cups doesn't count

[Ween]

The only reason i visit the forum anymore is to see what The Voice has to say... Keep up the streak Broski!!

[Molly's Voice]

The only reason i visit the forum anymore is to see what The Voice has to say... Keep up the streak Broski!!

Thanks for the kind words, Brody. It's good to see there are some left on this forum that know what time it is.

[GASH 138]

It is currently 3:25pm est.. I know what time it is

[sister morphine]

It is currently 3:25pm est.. I know what time it is
Total fail. Forum says it was 3:26pm when you posted that. 😂😂

[jakeleo90]

I want a screenshot of the Molly Maguire's battle record for teh lulz.

[Molly's Voice]

I want a screenshot of the Molly Maguire's battle record for teh lulz.

You find undefeated funny? Odd sense of humor, but whatevs.

[Phillip99]

I can do 9 pull- ups......suck on that

Update......11 pull-ups today

[Muj]

Update......11 pull-ups today
Not bad if youre doing good form wide pull ups
Better than the "pullup machine" atleast

[jakeleo90]

No but I do think a bunch of wins and one loss is funny

[Phillip99]

Update......11 pull-ups today

Still tired from the 11, but I went and gutted out 6 more.....just to make the people on this forum feel like weaklings.....17 on the day......b I t ches ( go ahead and talk ****....I'll do more )

[Molly's Voice]

I see you all got jokes. Go ahead, keep cracking them....deep down you all wish you were a boss like me.

#iknowyoujelly

[jakeleo90]

Still tired from the 11, but I went and gutted out 6 more.....just to make the people on this forum feel like weaklings.....17 on the day......b I t ches ( go ahead and talk ****....I'll do more )

Just to clarify, you're being sarcastic right? Cuz 17 pull ups isn't a lot for an entire day.. My high school conditioning class required 20 pull ups in one session

[Molly's Voice]

Just to clarify, you're being sarcastic right? Cuz 17 pull ups isn't a lot for an entire day..

facepalm.jpg

Some people need everything spelled out for them I guess. It's okay fella, one day you'll get it.

[Phillip99]

Just to clarify, you're being sarcastic right? Cuz 17 pull ups isn't a lot for an entire day.. My high school conditioning class required 20 pull ups in one session

Not at all, right now my muscles feel like ground beef. 20? Is that a challenge, I knew someone would throw one out.........I'm heading back to the basement right now........21 here I come, muthafukkahs!!!

[ploop]

Not at all, right now my muscles feel like ground beef. 20? Is that a challenge, I knew someone would throw one out.........I'm heading back to the basement right now........21 here I come, muthafukkahs!!!

LOL

this must be you!!!

http://kympossible.typepad.com/.a/6a0133f38c815e970b013487da845b970c-320pi

seems legit

[Luv4SAS]

From what I hear, most of the Molly's are Gree employees...... They were hired to replace all the Fight Club folks who got canned by Gree for not beating SAS in one-on-one battles.

[mxz]

You need to provide screenshots with claims like that, troll boy.

[jakeleo90]

Not at all, right now my muscles feel like ground beef. 20? Is that a challenge, I knew someone would throw one out.........I'm heading back to the basement right now........21 here I come, muthafukkahs!!!

Lol no I meant in like, one session. I could probably do 50-60 over the course of an entire day if I really tried.
Props to you for doing pull-ups even when you're tired though

[Molly's Voice]

Do you two need a room?

[Phillip99]

Do you two need a room?

Yeah....an empty room with a pull- up bar. You in brah? We will sweat, bleed, cry, and wail on our pecs.

[Molly's Voice]

Yeah....an empty room with a pull- up bar. You in brah? We will sweat, bleed, cry, and wail on our pecs.

Mmmm. Sounds like heaven.

[jeff49424]

Is it still considered a strict pull up if your saggy tits hang down to the ground?

[scaredpollo]

Molly Maguires ain't got no time for screenshots. Molly Maguires are too busy winning this game.

If you were to busy winning the game wouldn't you be in 1st for atleast 1 battle? Idk where yall normally rank but I can tell you im pretty sure there are plenty of people that can beat you... but nice try

[mxz]

If you were to busy winning the game wouldn't you be in 1st for atleast 1 battle? Idk where yall normally rank but I can tell you im pretty sure there are plenty of people that can beat you... but nice tryIts called strategy, chicken.

[Molly's Voice]

Herpaderp derp derp....Idk where yall normally rank but.... Derp derp herpa derpa derp

Seems like you have a lot of opinions for someone who admittedly doesn't know much. Not that it matters, but have you considered that we're working on steaks right now before making our move on day 3? Didn't think so. Maybe you should be a good boy and let the men speak from now on. Hmmmmm?

[TMI]

I don't like that mxz has a skull for his face.
I like the radioactive sign, it was way better.

[Molly's Voice]

I don't like that mxz has a skull for his face.
I like the radioactive sign, it was way better.

The skull was original, son.

[TMI]

Seems like you have a lot of opinions for someone who admittedly doesn't know much. Not that it matters, but have you considered that we're working on steaks right now before making our move on day 3? Didn't think so. Maybe you should be a good boy and let the men speak from now on. Hmmmmm?

Ppl better recognize the protein potential of being a boss. That's why Muscle's Mcgee is undefeated in battle.

Peeps can learn from him if they wanna be undefeated too.

:D

[Molly's Voice]

Ppl better recognize the protein potential of being a boss. That's why Muscle's Mcgee is undefeated in battle.

Peeps can learn from him if they wanna be undefeated too.

:D

Ahh, good catch.


Mmmm, steaks.

[Muj]

Ppl better recognize the protein potential of being a boss. That's why Muscle's Mcgee is undefeated in battle.

Peeps can learn from him if they wanna be undefeated too.

:D
Need protein to repair those torn muscle fibres from all the tapping


Do you use supplements or are you an all natural tapper?

[tomstenson]

Man, I hope someday I can be a member of the Molly's and have my entire life's value revolve around how well I do in an online game. And hopefully, I can learn from the masters on how to humiliate people in online chat threads. And if I'm really lucky, maybe I will learn the specifics on how to fabricate my amazing war results, without any proof, because, everyone will have to believe what I say, or I'll have been taught how to make fun of them.

Oh, and in case you don't understand sarcasm, re-read the above in a sarcastic voice (hopefully, you know what that is).

Come Monday, we'll know which Syndicate finishes in first place. It will be interesting to see who is at the top of the mountain. I'll tell you right now, it won't be my Syndicate, but I've never claimed it would be.

[Molly's Voice]

Man, I hope someday I can be a member of the Molly's and have my entire life's value revolve around how well I do in an online game. And hopefully, I can learn from the masters on how to humiliate people in online chat threads. And if I'm really lucky, maybe I will learn the specifics on how to fabricate my amazing war results, without any proof, because, everyone will have to believe what I say, or I'll have been taught how to make fun of them.

Oh, and in case you don't understand sarcasm, re-read the above in a sarcastic voice (hopefully, you know what that is).

Come Monday, we'll know which Syndicate finishes in first place. It will be interesting to see who is at the top of the mountain. I'll tell you right now, it won't be my Syndicate, but I've never claimed it would be.

Wow. That's a cool story, bro. *(to be read in same sarcastic voice)

[ploop]

steak is awesome!!

[scaredpollo]

Seems like you have a lot of opinions for someone who admittedly doesn't know much. Not that it matters, but have you considered that we're working on steaks right now before making our move on day 3? Didn't think so. Maybe you should be a good boy and let the men speak from now on. Hmmmmm?

It really doesnt matter if you're going for streaks or not? Im sure FC gets there streaks and stays in first place... hince there is one that can beat you. You finish normally at what rank?

[Molly's Voice]

It really doesnt matter if you're going for streaks or not? Im sure FC gets there streaks and stays in first place... hince there is one that can beat you. You finish normally at what rank?

Numbers can't quantify our awesomeness. I thought you knew.

[scaredpollo]

Numbers can't quantify our awesomeness. I thought you knew.
So it all comes down to the anwser for your post... yes you can be beat and have been beat.

[Camerino]

So it all comes down to the anwser for your post... yes you can be beat and have been beat.

They got doubled up on by cck....so yes, you are correct

[GucciMane]

I have "beaten" mollies so much by stats the past entire mother funking 6months


Straight LMAO at this thread


mollies wouldn't even be in my top 25 of syns you asked me off the top off my head to recite from memory, from scratch.

[tomstenson]

Wow. That's a cool story, bro. *(to be read in same sarcastic voice)

You try way too hard to be cool. It makes you uncool. Someday you may learn, less is more.

[Molly's Voice]

You try way too hard to be cool. It makes you uncool. Someday you may learn, less is more.

I'm sorry you feel that way, hoss. But when you are the leader of one of the top syndicates in the game, you gotta represent.

[ilvtfu]

molly's voice is trolling you all so hard

[Camerino]

I'm sorry you feel that way, hoss. But when you are the leader of one of the top 150 syndicates in the game, you gotta represent.

Fixed it for you...

[AliTheSlayer]

there u go u "undefeated" troll... ^^

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/3631/mggg.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/4/mggg.png/)

[PedroPimples]

That's a blatant photoshop.
Your trying to hard kid.

[ngraber87]

you do know that the pic you're using is ALL over the internet, right?? used by many many other ppl. just so you know, i don't think anyone expects it to actually be you. and even if it IS you, not sure why you'd want to claim it. but do whatever makes u feel good... :) not a hater, just not a big fan of ppl pretending to be someone they're not. and also not a fan of ppl injecting themselves with synthol to make them look better (although, imo, doesn't make em look any better).

[Eaton Beaver]

Mollies voice isnt even in the molly maguires...He just wishes he was

[mxz]

Mollies voice isnt even in the molly maguires...He just wishes he wasHe was recruiting me to it, so I think you're wrong, troll.

[Armalg-the-Good]

153 Molly Maguires 2072714 (ranking in the latest war)

Looks like Molly's man boobs aren't the only thing sagging

[ngraber87]

153 Molly Maguires 2072714 (ranking in the latest war)

Looks like Molly's man boobs aren't the only thing sagging

LOL, but they're still undefeated, u know?? :)

[HavingFun]

LOL, but they're still undefeated, u know?? :)
They only did the streaks out of respect for other teams. Photo shopped pics don't count btw
Everyone should stop hating and go to the gym.