IAMA

[Spetsnaz]

I am a functioning daily MW player with more then one account. Ask me anything.

[DaBoss!]

[(3x^2-27)divided by 4)] times[ 8x^2) divided by(9-3x)]divided by [(x^2+3x) divided by 6]..........................................Don't forget to divide by π and take the derirative.

[dbznumber1]

Oooh! I have a question...

Am I supposed to wear cologne on a job interview or is that something you only do on a date, Also whats the longest time you went without taking a bath?

[droffatsto50]

[(3x^2-27)divided by 4)] times[ 8x^2) divided by(9-3x)]divided by [(x^2+3x) divided by 6]..........................................Don't forget to divide by π and take the derirative.
Ummmmmm.... Potato!

[ploop]

[(3x^2-27)divided by 4)] times[ 8x^2) divided by(9-3x)]divided by [(x^2+3x) divided by 6]..........................................Don't forget to divide by π and take the derirative.

WTF is this



Ummmmmm.... Potato!

i think it is pototo

[SpikeyKit]

What is the precise amount of times Gree have messed up.

[DaBoss!]

What is the precise amount of times Gree have messed up.

Could you please ask questions that are possible to answer;)

[HenryVIII]

Ummmmmm.... Potato!

Isn't it po(tah)to

[droffatsto50]

Isn't it po(tah)to
No! It's potahtoe ;)

[DaBoss!]

No! It's potahtoe ;)

What do you mean, everyone knows its to-mato:cool:

[DaBoss!]

But in all seriouness, this is the actual answer(if you leave out pie and the derirative):

Invert the third fraction then multiply straight across like this

(3x^2-27)(8x^2) 6
-------------------------------------
4(9-3x) (x^2+3x)


but first we can factor and cross cancel

(3(x-3)(x+3)(8x^2) 6
--------------------------------------...
-12(x-3) x (x+3)

after we cross cancel we get

=-12x

[droffatsto50]

Back to topic then. What do you expect prizes to be like 6 months from now?

[HenryVIII]

Back to topic then. What do you expect prizes to be like 6 months from now?

Trick question, this game won't be around in 6 months.

[goober]

Do you ever find yourself walking around with 3 devices in 3 different pockets and having a hard time to remember which account is in which pocket?

[vorm]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[DaBoss!]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European. If it's European it has to flap its wings 43 times every second. :p

[HenryVIII]

Give me the cutaneous involvement in Tuberus Sclerosis.

Make it a little more challenging, this cutaneous involvement has a "cousin" but is opposite in nature. Give me the disease.

[Kill Joy]

what color panties am I wearing?

[DaBoss!]

what color panties am I wearing?

Thats too easy!!! Eveyone knows that............:p

[droffatsto50]

Spetsnaz we want answers! Where are they? ;)

[DaBoss!]

Spetsnaz we want answers! Where are they? ;)

I think we scared him away..........;)

[HenryVIII]

Well, he is a functioning daily player with multiple accounts... Maybe he is busy looking at the circle go round and round as we wait for Gree servers to respond.

[Luuzer]

what color panties am I wearing?

tricky question, Ur not wearing any ;)

[BANNED is the new BLACK]

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

[Dirty Mind]

African or European. If it's European it has to flap its wings 43 times every second. :p
How do you know so much about swallows?

[Dirty Mind]

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
why isnt 12 twoteen or secondteen?

[DaBoss!]

How do you know so much about swallows?

When your a king, you must know these things.

I have a question for you: How do you tell if someone is a witch?

[BANNED is the new BLACK]

When your a king, you must know these things.

I have a question for you: How do you tell if someone is a witch?

Hmmm, let me think.......(pondering and looking up ancient books covered in dust).....

Got it!

Tie a rock to them and throw them in a deep river. If they float they are a witch and should be burned at the stake. If they sink to the bottom and drown they are not a witch and must not be burned at all.

[TheDanimal]

I am a functioning daily MW player with more then one account. Ask me anything.

What is the answer? To life, the universe, everything...

[BANNED is the new BLACK]

What is the answer? To life, the universe, everything...

Simple, everyone should know that one.

4⃣2⃣

[Dirty Mind]

When your a king, you must know these things.

I have a question for you: How do you tell if someone is a witch?
if they weigh less than a duck, then they are a witch

[DaBoss!]

Hmmm, let me think.......(pondering and looking up ancient books covered in dust).....

Got it!

Tie a rock to them and throw them in a deep river. If they float they are a witch and should be burned at the stake. If they sink to the bottom and drown they are not a witch and must not be burned at all.


That is a good answer, but the actual answer is given in this conservation:
Peasants: We have found a witch! (A witch! a witch!)
Burn her burn her!

Peasant 1: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
(cheers)
Vladimir: How do you known she is a witch?
P2: She looks like one!
V: Bring her forward
(advance)
Woman: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
V: ehh... but you are dressed like one.
W: They dressed me up like this!
All: naah no we didn't... no.
W: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
(V lifts up carrot)
V: Well?
P1: Well we did do the nose
V: The nose?
P1: ...And the hat, but she is a witch!
(all: yeah, burn her burn her!)
V: Did you dress her up like this?
P1: No! (no no... no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!
(P3 points at wart)
V: What makes you think she is a witch?
P2: Well, she turned me into a newt!
V: A newt?!
(P2 pause & look around)
P2: I got better.
(pause)
P3: Burn her anyway! (burn her burn her burn!)
(king walks in)
V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
P1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us)
V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
P3: Burn'em! Burn them up! (burn burn burn)
V: What do you burn apart from witches?
P1: More witches! (P2 nudge P1)
(pause)
P3: Wood!
V: So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
V: Gooood.
(crowd congratulates P2)
V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
P1: Build a bridge out of her!
V: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
P1: Oh yeah...
V: Does wood sink in water?
P1: No
P3: No. It floats!
P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
V: What also floats in water?
P1: Bread
P3: Apples
P2: Very small rocks
(V looks annoyed)
P1: Cider
P3: G**** gravy
P1: Cherries
P3: Mud
King: A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
V: Exactly! So, logically...
P1(thinking): If she ways the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
(pause & think)
P3: A witch! (P1: a witch)(P2: a witch)(all: a witch!)


If you dont feel like reading all of that, just watch this short video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU

[BANNED is the new BLACK]

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V: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
P1: Are there? Well then tell us!
V: Tell me... what do you do with witches?
P3: Burn'em! Burn them up!
V: What do you burn apart from witches?
P3: Wood!
V: So, why do witches burn?
(long pause)
P2: Cuz they're made of... wood?
V: Gooood.
V: So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
V: Does wood sink in water?
P3: No. It floats!
P1: Let's throw her into the bog! (yeah yeah ya!)
V: What also floats in water?
King: A Duck!
(all look and stare at king)
V: Exactly! So, logically...
P1(thinking): If she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood!
V: And therefore,
(pause & think)
P3: A witch!

How fat can the duck be.

If that a standard duck or can it be a very fat duck

[BANNED is the new BLACK]

Is it possible for someone to be a closet claustrophobic?

[DaBoss!]

How fat can the duck be.

If that a standard duck or can it be a very fat duck

Any duck will do!

[DaBoss!]

Is it possible for someone to be a closet claustrophobic?

I believe closets are already included if you are claustrophobic

[Dirty Mind]

how long until a closet claustrophobic comes out of the closet?

[BANNED is the new BLACK]

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is the speed of dark?

We hear about disgruntled employees. Then why is nothing ever mentioned about the gruntled ones?

Can fat people 'skinny dip'?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

Why don't they make the whole plane out of the stuff they make the indestructible 'Black Boxes' out of?

[BANNED is the new BLACK]

how long until a closet claustrophobic comes out of the closet?

That's a very good question.

[DaBoss!]

Stupid Question time....
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is G**** Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither g****s, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

Why aren't blue berries blue?

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

[Tincanmike]

If Teflon is non-stick, how does it stay on the pan?

[BANNED is the new BLACK]

[quote]Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?[\quote]

Where did your clock go off to? Mine usually remains still.


If you mated a bull dog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?

I thinks it's called a **** dog.


If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

They drop off one of the paramedics and keep rolling.


Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Something to do with the plastic bottle.


Why are Softballs hard?

They are only hard when you touch them or hit them. Other than that they remain very soft.



If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Because the hole was bigger than a coconut.


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

In a country where you can't speak the language you will.


Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

So you know how fast you were going when you get booked.


Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Before the modern sewer system people were employed to take away all the dumps. It's just an old term.


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

They don't, they would use one out if a sterile package.


Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

You will find the chains are very short. That's because if you if you hold it too high it can be classified as a hold-up.


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Which type, positive or negative.


How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

To try and squeeze the last remaining electron out.


If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Well you have Lime Green and Lemon Yellow...... But I have not heard of Orange Orange!


What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

I don't think they breath. That's why they are already blue.


Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

It was green before climate change.

Hope that helped.

[BANNED is the new BLACK]

Any duck will do!

Perhaps it's a wood duck that they use.

[Skittles711]

Great answers.

[Dirty Mind]

If a tree falls on a mime in the forest, does he make a sound? And would anyone care?

[Dirty Mind]

Special just for Gree employees

You Know You Live In San Francisco When ...

Your co-worker tells you s/he have 8 body piercings but none are visible.

When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak. You think of danger.

You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.

You never bother looking at the MUNI line schedule because you know the drivers have never seen it.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

You know that anyone wearing shorts in April is just visiting from Ohio.

Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still need to ask if the teacher is male or female.

You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aroma therapy, conversational mandarin or a building your own web site class.

You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved to SF, and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your life depended on it.

A woman walks on MUNI with live poultry. You don't notice.

You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the midwest.

You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.

You keep a list of companies to boycott.

[Spazer]

[(3x^2-27)divided by 4)] times[ 8x^2) divided by(9-3x)]divided by [(x^2+3x) divided by 6]..........................................Don't forget to divide by π and take the derirative.
time to use my awesome calculator.

[Lancerdually]

I knew this would be another total waste of my time.....but just like the game....had to look again

[BANNED is the new BLACK]

Looks like we are going to be arrested by the Fun Police.

Do you by any chance weigh the same as a Wood Duck Lance Dully?

[Max Power]

[quote]


If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Well you have Lime Green and Lemon Yellow...... But I have not heard of Orange Orange!




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trix_%28cereal%29

[droffatsto50]

If you divide a number by 0, what will happen? (No this isn't a maths based answer, it's something 100x worse...)

[DTA-HOG]

Isn't the answer always 1? Not sure why that is but as I recall from 20 years ago in high school, 1 is the answer.

[droffatsto50]

Isn't the answer always 1? Not sure why that is but as I recall from 20 years ago in high school, 1 is the answer.
No i'm not thinking like that. The answer is completely different and not to do with math ;)

[Lancerdually]

Looks like we are going to be arrested by the Fun Police.

Do you by any chance weigh the same as a Wood Duck Lance Dully?
LOL.....wood ducks must be different where you come from.....where i come from they weigh about as much as my fist, if that much.....lol good one though, like wasting time....hence MW

[Griffin4]

What is the meaning of life ?

[Griffin4]

If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and there is nobody there to hear it does it really make a noise?

[jaxson22]

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why are parkways called parkways when we drive on them?

Why are driveways called driveways when we park on them?

[Dirty Mind]

Why are their braille dots on a drive up ATM machine?
If its 0 degrees today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be?

[Spetsnaz]

Do you ever find yourself walking around with 3 devices in 3 different pockets and having a hard time to remember which account is in which pocket?
I have that issue sometimes. Except that it happens when I'm at my desk at work.

[Spetsnaz]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European swallow?

[Einszwei]

Ummmmmm.... Potato!

Agreed!!! Or it could be screw u GREE

[Ivan the Dictator]

Why are their braille dots on a drive up ATM machine?
If its 0 degrees today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be?

Depends. Are you using Fahrenheit or Celsius?

[jaxson22]

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet we call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

What do people in China call their good plates?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?