Best of the Best Old Threads..

[iteachem]

So i was looking for some info today and some of the old threads are too funny. Of course we can't necro them but it would be fun for some of our new forumites to read them.

So post the best of the best threads here... Some have history, some have meltdowns and some are just random

The marathon Thread

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?23740-quot-The-mnju_03-marathon-thread-quot


The giveaway (when santa pretended to be a teenager. Its kinda bland but gives history)

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?23623-2nd-20-iTunes-Card-Giveaway!!!


Santa busted cheating

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?24589-Guys-don-t-do-it.-Seriously


Why i found the forum the M4s

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?15281-How-I-loot-the-M4A1s

Payam of course


http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?16077-IF-YOU-ARE-BEING-ATTACKED-I-WILL-DEFEND-YOU&highlight=payam


feel free to add more

[iteachem]

History of Rat Catching

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?28362-A-Canned-History-of-499-Rat-Catching

[iteachem]

There are no females in crime city lol

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?18895-CALLING-OUT-all-SO-called-female-members-of-this-board.!

[Dipstik]

Couldn't find the drunk thread... strange.

HTC is Smug

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?53852-Are-HTC-the-most-self-righteous-crew-playing-crime-city&highlight=smug

[Deadwater]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?16205-Forum-clan-at-war-with-PAYAM-and-his-weak-mafia

Another classic madhatter.

[Molly's Voice]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?42323-Sad-Times

A picture thread started by someone named Honey Boo Boo making fun of Santaquim.

[iteachem]

Couldn't find the drunk thread... strange.

HTC is Smug

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?53852-Are-HTC-the-most-self-righteous-crew-playing-crime-city&highlight=smug

Found a version two of it in KA

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?41312-I-m-not-drunk-but-this-is-a-drunk-thread-(Part-2)

and this was a jobadass drunk ama

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?32893-My-stats-suck-and-I-m-drunk-so-ask-me-anything

[PedroPimples]

There are no females in crime city lol

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?18895-CALLING-OUT-all-SO-called-female-members-of-this-board.!

Best thread on the forum ever bar none.

[Go4Seven]

Who's Who in Crime City
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?21186-Who-s-Who-in-Crime-City

Good history and funny to look back on when 100k stats were terrifying.

[iteachem]

Who's Who in Crime City
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?21186-Who-s-Who-in-Crime-City

Good history and funny to look back on when 100k stats were terrifying.

Funny look at post 26 and 27 of that thread.. Dudeman names fight club there way before it began

[iteachem]

The first forum reports of Cold Mafia

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?31192-Anybody-heard-of....

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?30112-Heads-up-level-90-to-93

[Coldjoey]

Best ever threads got nuked😖 but "the Chinese Gold Thread" still makes me laugh.

[iteachem]

Best ever threads got nuked�� but "the Chinese Gold Thread" still makes me laugh.

I was looking for that and the one that billionaire started about cold..did that one get nuked also

[ploop]

I like your sig iteachem

[iteachem]

Oh i think my favorite thread of all time. Not because of the title but but for post 42 where santa gets busted for posting on hacker forums

this is my favorite of all time

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?37099-Philo-Beddoe-s-getting-to-know-the-forum-thread-D&p=323198&viewfull=1#post323198

[Dr BoneCrusher]

Teach, great thread! Reading some of theses old threads almost got me to reinstall. Some of those CK Indian threads are classic. Burn still play? I like the one where we took apart Cold Commander. I'd make a (free) comeback if the forum was that fun again.

[iteachem]

Teach, great thread! Reading some of theses old threads almost got me to reinstall. Some of those CK Indian threads are classic. Burn still play? I like the one where we took apart Cold Commander. I'd make a (free) comeback if the forum was that fun again.

Yup burn still plays.. Was trying to pull some of these threads together but not wanting it to be partial. Got the idea when members of our lower syndicate asked questions about Indian History etc...

In the process of finding them I ran across a bunch of other ones so i started this

[Tissues]

First ever reported sighting of Hood Art in Crime City iOS - that right folks, before y'all droids even had a platform to play on !!

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?20884-Luigi-from-mario

[iteachem]

Poppins

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?41412-Poppins-koralen-lt-3-nudie



at least s/he didn't delete this thread like most of the rest

[iteachem]

This one is for dipstick


this is the first thread i could find that mentions henchmen in the thread title. And honestly probably one of the few that wasn't trolled by dippy

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?13528-Henchmen

[Dr BoneCrusher]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?43030-Goodbye-crime-city.-Hello-freedom

Teach, take a look at this one.

[iteachem]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?43030-Goodbye-crime-city.-Hello-freedom

Teach, take a look at this one.

too funny.. he promised to hit me every day. I can rob him easily now so he avoids me i think.

oh and stock slayer did come back then quit again...

some things never change

[Sal The Stockbroker]

Best of the best threads? I'm calling BS. If these threads are so good why are so many of the participants banned? Hmmmmmmm?

[Dipstik]

Best of the best threads? I'm calling BS. If these threads are so good why are so many of the participants banned? Hmmmmmmm?

GOOD point!

[iteachem]

Best of the best threads? I'm calling BS. If these threads are so good why are so many of the participants banned? Hmmmmmmm?

thats actually what makes so many of them so fun.. The rage quits etc..Its the entertainment value

few people leave the forums. If they really want out they get themselves banned

[Sal The Stockbroker]

Now I see how it works. Thank you for the clarification. #itwasarhetoricalquestion

[iteachem]

Now I see how it works. Thank you for the clarification. #itwasarhetoricalquestion

lol.. missed that.. have been sick last few days with pneumonia (thus my heavy forum presence) so my acuity is lacking this weak

[Dr BoneCrusher]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?39325-Long-Overdue-Congratulations-are-in-Order

Even though Burn is a blow heart, he was the first giving Funzio the idea for syndicates.

[Dipstik]

Can anyone find that giant intraforum group hug of a thread back when Joey cool and Chester got married? That was epic in hindsight.

[iteachem]

Can anyone find that giant intraforum group hug of a thread back when Joey cool and Chester got married? That was epic in hindsight.

i will look but i think it was nuked because of the personal pics posted by someone

[PedroPimples]

Who has she latched onto now?

[Dr BoneCrusher]

Dippy, I think most of that was on Facebook, I do remember the fall out on the forum though

[iteachem]

Can anyone find that giant intraforum group hug of a thread back when Joey cool and Chester got married? That was epic in hindsight.

i will look but i think it was nuked because of the personal pics posted by someone


nope found it
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?39493-Mr.-and-Mrs.-Cool!&highlight=joey+cool+marriage

[real badman]

How can you forget this one?
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?55937-SAS-The-worst-cheats-in-CC-history&highlight=worst+cheaters

[Dipstik]

Chester and Joey are now officially married, suck it haters!

Sooooo funny...

[Sal The Stockbroker]

Sooooo funny...

Not funny in the slightest. I met my ex wife on CC as well.

[mxz]

My favorite part about these threads isn't that most of the posters are banned - but how many of them were legitimate members at some point.

[Dipstik]

They all were. Bans should almost never be permanent... These people all offered something that we've lost now.

[mxz]

They all were. Bans should almost never be permanent... These people all offered something that we've lost now.The crazy thing is that Santa (the original) and mnju are still alive yet accounts like Burn, Deluxe, Fig and dudeman are gone.

Even tspag, who was one of CCM's harshest critics, never got a perma-ban from him.

[Sal The Stockbroker]

Some might argue that permabans only serve to increase trolling.

[mxz]

Name one perma ban that has ever come back and trolled......

[sister morphine]

I was looking for that and the one that billionaire started about cold..did that one get nuked also
Think Bill nuked his Cold thread during the time of hatred and accusations. A real shame as was a great read :)

There's so much stuff that didn't touch the forums much - like the hunt for QPR's fake Cold Commander, and the CK/CCB war. Good times.

[The Billionaire]

Think Bill nuked his Cold thread during the time of hatred and accusations. A real shame as was a great read :)

There's so much stuff that didn't touch the forums much - like the hunt for QPR's fake Cold Commander, and the CK/CCB war. Good times.

I didn't nuke it, i loved that thread! It always reminded me of my noob days on the forum and it was a great read.

I've checked all my started threads and it's gone so i guess Gree must have removed it because it violated posting regulations, dam you Gree!

Nice thread Teach, they were the good old days! I remember i use to love starting a nightshift so i could get on the forum and catch up lol

[sister morphine]

Thanks for correction. If Gree did kill it then boo!

[PedroPimples]

The good days indeed.
The forum doesn't have characters like it did back then sadly.

[fuzzy]

nice to see some old time peeps on this thread

[mxz]

nice to see some old time peeps on this threadWith A&F, Sirius and CJ wielding the hammer like never before it kind of seems like the Hunger Games.

[Dipstik]

With A&F, Sirius and CJ wielding the hammer like never before it kind of seems like the Hunger Games.

I hated that movie, but I can't figure out the analogy.

[mxz]

I've never seen it, so it was mostly a stab in the dark. I did have to draw "Catnis" a year+ ago in Drawing Something.

[Dipstik]

You're not missing much. Maybe the book's better.

[jonnybravo2]

Not funny in the slightest. I met my ex wife on CC as well.

NOO WAYYY i met your ex wife on CC too!! ;) jk

[Molly's Voice]

Ramshutu's QPR Random Insult Generator.

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?41740-Santa-aka-Jokim-next-username-predictions&highlight=Random+insult+generator


Pretty much everyone B& in that thread.

[Dipstik]

How would you know anything about that??

[Molly's Voice]

Long time lurker.

[cc thunder]

Ramshutu's QPR Random Insult Generator.

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?41740-Santa-aka-Jokim-next-username-predictions&highlight=Random+insult+generator


Pretty much everyone B& in that thread. okay Molly, I must give it up, classic stuff right there. Btw 3-10-1

[cc thunder]

Looking forward to the battle. Love the warm welcome I keep seeing on ck walls

Attn: News feeds: Iteachem current level 132, stats 41/39, hit on sight, he is a Indian, Commander says crush him, he is heading to high levels, spank him all the way up there, he also claims he is gunning for CK, and is going to make you quite Ck, also please report when he is leveling up. @iteachem, lol at those stats, I was level 134 in game name spitballs when my phone broke, nearly identical stats, remember when that was considered decent? Lol at that now. this must have been about the same time you're around those levels as well, about a year / year & a quarter ago something like that

[iteachem]

I will try to get some more relics in later. There was a lot of fun stuff happening last year

[(CK) EL]

Great thread teach...
reminds me of the game that we loved once.. totaly different from current game though



Teach, great thread! Reading some of theses old threads almost got me to reinstall. Some of those CK Indian threads are classic. Burn still play? I like the one where we took apart Cold Commander. I'd make a (free) comeback if the forum was that fun again.


CK- Indians threads !!!!
do u remember the one that indians were giving a vault of gold as a reward to the one that will find out who was the indian spy in ck..
ck captain "Braxton", was the answer and for the records he left indians, he apologised and he is in CKM now!!!!
That's why i love CK.. we were always beter people lol

[sister morphine]

That was fun. Joey won the prize

[iteachem]

That was fun. Joey won the prize


He quit CK right after that


http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?41971-Indian-Spy-Event-Win-No-Gold-Required

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?42057-The-spy-who-loved-me....

[ploop]

He quit CK right after that


http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?41971-Indian-Spy-Event-Win-No-Gold-Required

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?42057-The-spy-who-loved-me....

just read the CK-indians thread. wow everybody was so nice and were friends back then

[iteachem]

just read the CK-indians thread. wow everybody was so nice and were friends back then

Not really lol....i will try to get the baroness threads up or the ones where noodles called out CK

[iteachem]

Here are a few Indian Ck Threads

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?38669-quot-We-Hit-Em-Up-quot

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?38546-It-s-slaughter-CK-slaughter

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?36755-CK-mafia-complaints-start-here

This one is the from GWIZ

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?33171-The-Big-Unveiling!&highlight=indians+cold

[ploop]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?23740-quot-The-mnju_03-marathon-thread-quot&highlight=indians
this one was crazy.

i liked this one.http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?55937-SAS-The-worst-cheats-in-CC-history&highlight=indians don't know if this is old enough

[sister morphine]

He quit CK right after that


http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?41971-Indian-Spy-Event-Win-No-Gold-Required

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?42057-The-spy-who-loved-me....
Lol, yes from shame for bringing Braxton into the group. Poor Joey :)

[sister morphine]

Not really lol....i will try to get the baroness threads up or the ones where noodles called out CK
Oh, the famous Noodles one was Bill's now deceased thread. Such a shame. It was part of the history and legend of what crime city used to be.

[sister morphine]

Teach, have you found the one where Fuzzy called out the respect hacker Alex. He posted the link on the guy's wall in game.

[Happyperson1]

Thank you, Teach for a great thread! It makes me even happier reading about the good old days. But it makes me a little sad because everyone seems so angry that I don't know if CC will continue to flourish. Or even survive. I hope it does and your thoughts here and the history revealed in the threads are a major reason why I hope your thread will be even more valuable five years from now.

[fuzzy]

Teach, have you found the one where Fuzzy called out the respect hacker Alex. He posted the link on the guy's wall in game.

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?36475-Shut-This-Dude-Down

This thread :cool:

[AZZ.]

Who remembers when Agent Smith was running around. Robing and fighting all the big shots.

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?42456-Repeat-of-last-weekend&highlight=Agent+smith

[iteachem]

Who rembers when Agent Smith was running around. Robing and fighting all the big shots.

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?42456-Repeat-of-last-weekend&highlight=Agent+smith

Yeah, no agent smith in a while

[sister morphine]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?36475-Shut-This-Dude-Down

This thread :cool:
That's the one. Was fun keeping track of all his appearance changes. Doesn't matter now, but did support ever catch up with him :D

[Coldjoey]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?38389-CC-IPH-Leaderboard-Which-Club-Are-You-In/page92Maybe not the best thread to read. But this thread was on the first page for months (maybe a year).

[fuzzy]

That's the one. Was fun keeping track of all his appearance changes. Doesn't matter now, but did support ever catch up with him :D

Does support do anything ? I think we know the answer to that sis

[Molly's Voice]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?71209-Molly-Maguires-amp-SAS.-A-Perfect-Match.

Maybe not as old as the others, but in due time will become more important and accurate than all the rest combined.

[iteachem]

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?71209-Molly-Maguires-amp-SAS.-A-Perfect-Match.

Maybe not as old as the others, but in due time will become more important and accurate than all the rest combined.

If you guys combine i think SAlly would be a better name

[Molly's Voice]

If you guys combine i think SAlly would be a better name

You'll have to ask Monte what he thinks about that.

[N41LZ]

There was talk about JC and Chester splitting up eventually, can anyone confirm?

[PedroPimples]

Hahahaha your fishing with this question surely?
You know her and Upsman got married after right?

[TZora]

this one for me: http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?40558-(CK)-What-s-that-stand-for&highlight=499450793

think that's when i joined the CK but i've been on the forum since april 2012 :)

good thread!

[Dipstik]

There was talk about JC and Chester splitting up eventually, can anyone confirm?

I think it happened a long time ago.

[ploop]

i like this one too
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?65137-Pack-Up-You-re-Teepees-We-re-Going-Home

[PedroPimples]

I haven't read all the ones posted, but is lupos offer to quit, then taken up by paulio so chickening out thread in here?

[Dipstik]

Pretty sure lupo deleted it, but good memory! Hope someone can find it!

[iteachem]

Lupos quitting thread

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?49236-Good-Bye


and this is the closest i could find regarding lupos agreement to quit

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?54120-The-rise-and-fall-of-the-nation

[iteachem]

This one is a gem.. times have changed


http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?41200-Shhhh-the-fk-up


later on

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?59745-I-Just-Love-Crash-City

[TZora]

This one is a gem.. times have changed


http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?41200-Shhhh-the-fk-up


later on

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?59745-I-Just-Love-Crash-City

ouchies ... :D

[sister morphine]

ouchies ... :D
LOL ;)

extras

[Joseph the broseph]

and this was a jobadass drunk ama

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?32893-My-stats-suck-and-I-m-drunk-so-ask-me-anything[/QUOTE]

Written after a long day of drinking and being fixated on the Payam AMA.

I really miss the old days when I loved the game and possibly this forum more...

One question....how did mnju get around a perma-ban?

[PedroPimples]

Welllll long time no see. I like this old timers thread.

[mxz]

One question....how did mnju get around a perma-ban?He quit cold turkey, wasn't invited to join the band.

[iteachem]

This will be one that will be a classic

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?74581-SAS-vs-FC

[iteachem]

Instant classic

http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?74708-The-Official-quot-Fight-Club-Members-Past-amp-Present-Share-Their-Thoughts-quot-Thread