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Assault and Flattery
11-05-2013, 02:18 PM
Hello!

We're currently brainstorming some new NPC names as well as names for non player syndicate type groups. If you come up with something cool, we'll put it in the game! Here's your chance to make your mark on CC!




P.S. I've already suggested Optimus Crime.


P.P.S. Names are usually 1 - 2 words long, so don't go too crazy or it'll never fit.

KingOW
11-05-2013, 02:20 PM
Sorry, but what's NPC?

First!

Assault and Flattery
11-05-2013, 02:21 PM
NPC = non player character. All the little guys running around on the map that aren't you or other players.

TooFlyRobbie
11-05-2013, 02:22 PM
Hello!

We're currently brainstorming some new NPC names as well as names for non player syndicate type groups. If you come up with something cool, we'll put it in the game! Here's your chance to make your mark on CC!




P.S. I've already suggested Optimus Crime.


P.P.S. Names are usually 1 - 2 words long, so don't go too crazy or it'll never fit.

Hmm, cant tell if troll... or just real smart? Time for this but no time to explain F ups? pretty funny

[FwD] J1M H3N50N
11-05-2013, 02:23 PM
that guy......

Boyz in the hood
11-05-2013, 02:24 PM
How about...... Gree Dee in the financial district?

DoOrDoNotThereIsNoTry
11-05-2013, 02:26 PM
How about Greemlins?

CC Pablo
11-05-2013, 02:26 PM
Hello!

We're currently brainstorming some new NPC names as well as names for non player syndicate type groups. If you come up with something cool, we'll put it in the game! Here's your chance to make your mark on CC!




P.S. I've already suggested Optimus Crime.


P.P.S. Names are usually 1 - 2 words long, so don't go too crazy or it'll never fit.

Use "Pablo". That name sounds badass! I know you agree A&F! ❤

ploop
11-05-2013, 02:28 PM
how about FC bot in....... everywhere

x REQUIEM x
11-05-2013, 02:35 PM
How about "Bobby Badass", "Texas Pete", or for Christmas you do "Killer Klause" ;)

Puckface McGee
11-05-2013, 02:41 PM
corned thief, thief wellington, commander-in-thief...

group - social extortion

J4CK D4N13L N0 7
11-05-2013, 02:54 PM
Yosemite Sam
Elmur fudd
Jackmeoff
St nick
Rob ya
Draco slaughter
Nooby noob
Donald Duck
Verbal kint
Robin banks
Dee crypt ion
Hugh stink
Doug grave
Tick tock
The scrounge
Bugsy ma-phone

Carri Daway

iteachem
11-05-2013, 02:56 PM
celebrate breaking bad with a Heisenberg

The_
11-05-2013, 02:59 PM
Pig Benis.

Nighteg
11-05-2013, 03:00 PM
Freddie Mercury!

Rexantexan
11-05-2013, 03:00 PM
Armando Bacon , El Skeletto , Popcorn Pimp..

AppleMacGuy
11-05-2013, 03:17 PM
Well u gotta have an Apple Mac Guy ;)

kingofwale
11-05-2013, 03:18 PM
do a tribute to TV, Movie, Pop culture with a play on name (copy right). of course

Deadwater
11-05-2013, 03:23 PM
Well u gotta have an Apple Mac Guy ;)

I was just going to suggest FCS member names. And if they only have one name for example "Tam" use "Tam FCS"

Purple thong
11-05-2013, 03:25 PM
Ben Dover
Ben Derhover
Annie Position
Clee Torres
Cox Ucker
Dang Lin-Wang
E. Jack Ulayte
Harry Nutt
Hugh Gass
Iama Hore
Lou Sanus
Lucy Bowels
Mister Period
Woody Viagra
Vye Agra
Wayne Kerr

iteachem
11-05-2013, 03:31 PM
Hey Salt pick your favorites and put out a poll. Let the forum decide from say your top ten

KingOW
11-05-2013, 03:36 PM
Long Wang
Slow Kev
Slow Stevo

iteachem
11-05-2013, 03:39 PM
I like the play on famous names as mentioned above

so extra entries

John Revolta
Clint Westwood

best I have for now

jmeijer
11-05-2013, 03:42 PM
I was just going to suggest FCS member names. And if they only have one name for example "Tam" use "Tam FCS"In that case.. put in a JMeijer CKM too!

Deadwater
11-05-2013, 03:46 PM
In that case.. put in a JMeijer CKM too!

A tribute to the players of the game is never a bad way to do it. Although someone will feel left out and their feelings will be hurt.....

KingOW
11-05-2013, 03:48 PM
Baby Ruth
Fukf Ace
Jason Statbum
Anderson Saliva

WinkadInk
11-05-2013, 03:48 PM
Leeroy Jenkins...if I saw this in any map I would pretty much die of laughter

On a serious note I think the use of real life dead gangster names of the US would be interesting. Doubt those are copyrighted because they are only names (of dead people), so no legal issues there

real badman
11-05-2013, 03:56 PM
Ben Tennyson.
Gwen Tennyson.
Grandpa Max.
Kevin Levin.
Rook Blonko.
Gary Oak.
Ash Ketchum.

Yeah. Do you like cartoons? :)

nopenopenope
11-05-2013, 04:05 PM
Name: Fix Me (aka The Fix)

Don't release any new content until you fix the current bugs, create a validated test plan, and carry it out prior to each version's (major or minor) release.

candyson
11-05-2013, 04:05 PM
Candy Son
Gree Employee(who wouldn't want to rob them, lol)
Drunk Driver
Kick Me

Group name: CJ54's Sirius Assault

cc thunder
11-05-2013, 04:05 PM
Inept programmer
Poor cs
Bad bizmodel
Crash servr
Gold burgler
Hackerz welcome...........

we could come up with more names or you guys could start fixing a broken parts of the game

Killerkid
11-05-2013, 04:06 PM
Well did you have a specific subject A&F? Some may have too much fun making bed fun reference :)

out of names
11-05-2013, 04:16 PM
Dipstick. Lol

kybigdaddy
11-05-2013, 04:30 PM
Lucas Starkiller
George McFly
Ben Parker
Tony Wayne
Bruce Stark
Little Finger
Major Mishap
Edith Edison
Frannie Franklin
Bonnie Clyde

AliKat
11-05-2013, 04:36 PM
While talking bout dead US peeps why not a reference to different countries crime syndicates?? The Aussies could include Carl Williams, Aussie Bob Trimbole, Terry Clark, Chopper Read, Lewis Moran, Jason Moran, Tony Mokbel, Frank Tizzoni, Alphonse Gangitano, Benji Veniaman, and the you could have strippers, pole dancers, cops, publicans, immigration, reporters, customs, prison guards, bodyguards... But if you do Chopper Read you gotta have no ears ;)

AppleMacGuy
11-05-2013, 04:42 PM
A tribute to the players of the game is never a bad way to do it. Although someone will feel left out and their feelings will be hurt.....In KA they already named characters after members of the 2 most powerful guilds - FUN and Royal Knights. It would be cool to see the same in CC.

AliKat
11-05-2013, 04:48 PM
Hugh Stink
Stu Pidname
Doug Grave
Doug Pitt
Anna Sasin
Anna Rexic
Barb E Dahl
Brandy N Koch
Chris P Bacon
crystal Ball
Dee Liver
**** Tater
Emma Royds
Gae Hooker
Ben Dreenken

ShizMastur
11-05-2013, 05:01 PM
Gae Hooker
Was that intentional?

Fredfreddy
11-05-2013, 05:10 PM
Hmm, cant tell if troll... or just real smart? Time for this but no time to explain F ups? pretty funny

So should Gree never interact with us about anything unless they're free and clear of bugs? Can A&F make any post without someone *****ing about recent issues?

KingOW
11-05-2013, 05:27 PM
Ranbo
Gregory Bush
Kcarab Amabo
Pha Qu
Billy Hill



Dipstick. Lol

Dipsh!t ^_^ (no offense bub)

Molly's Consigliere
11-05-2013, 05:28 PM
The NPC's name is CJ54 and you have to troll him.

Steve0
11-05-2013, 05:33 PM
Crime City Mark, or ST3V3 McQU33N

pallack
11-05-2013, 05:37 PM
Hello!

We're currently brainstorming some new NPC names as well as names for non player syndicate type groups. If you come up with something cool, we'll put it in the game! Here's your chance to make your mark on CC!























P.S. I've already suggested Optimus Crime.




















P.P.S. Names are usually 1 - 2 words long, so don't go too crazy or it'll never fit.





















:o
""""CHILLI PEPPER"""" in restaurant row .................really tooooo hot to beat

cc thunder
11-05-2013, 05:39 PM
So should Gree never interact with us about anything unless they're free and clear of bugs? Can A&F make any post without someone *****ing about recent issues? absolutely, once there are no recent issues that are major to gripe about

SEB -RD-
11-05-2013, 05:42 PM
Dr. Acula

Biggie Mauls

Snuff Daddy

Walker Texas Strangler

Santa's Sleigher

Mashed PotatHoe

King_Dagummit
11-05-2013, 06:04 PM
I'd suggest a high energy late level NPC simply named King Dagummit.

Thanks A&F!

reticlover
11-05-2013, 06:16 PM
Terminatrix
Devils prada
Cyborgatron

Rebels
11-05-2013, 06:57 PM
Jake Blews
Elwood Blews

They would need to be wearing the correct attire though.

http://kindlescreens.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/blues_brothers.jpg

The Expendables
11-05-2013, 07:07 PM
How about "Bobby Badass", "Texas Pete", or for Christmas you do "Killer Klause" ;)
I vote Killer Klaus. Would be a great name for an epic boss or raid boss event.

wetwebster
11-05-2013, 07:35 PM
So this is to defeat us prehitting maps. So if there is not an ltq there is no reason to use energy, thus no reason to log on other than collect quick and donate.

Ty1on
11-05-2013, 08:13 PM
Hello!

We're currently brainstorming some new NPC names as well as names for non player syndicate type groups. If you come up with something cool, we'll put it in the game! Here's your chance to make your mark on CC!


LOGEs...
(Laid Off Gree Employees)

Emperor886
11-05-2013, 08:26 PM
How about...... Gree Dee in the financial district?

Absolutely love it.

kykboxr
11-05-2013, 08:28 PM
LOGEs...
(Laid Off Gree Employees)

The list is expanding

Ohh well

Travers
11-05-2013, 08:30 PM
Rob Zombie

Travers
11-05-2013, 08:32 PM
Red Skeleton

candyson
11-05-2013, 08:50 PM
Unhappy Customer
Incompetent Employee
Stat Stealer

potvin
11-05-2013, 09:04 PM
Is there a specific theme? ...Or just random names for permanent NPCs

kimberleyj
11-05-2013, 09:17 PM
mr gold con
1 extra mafia
BLNT

mxz
11-05-2013, 09:41 PM
Odes to the finer things in CC, and the community...

Hen Chaman
Dips Tick
Ahtee Chem
Fig Oni
Ups Man
Zee Noke
Pay Am
Min Joo
Baron Ness
Santa

Yanis
11-05-2013, 09:50 PM
Yanis
It's very original ;)

Benjibbks5
11-05-2013, 10:04 PM
Major ****
Winnie ****
Hugh airs
S Flocker
Flick King

Killerkid
11-05-2013, 11:41 PM
Syndicate name? Canal Street Drowner, 102nd Smuggler Airforce, Beachside Bummer.
As for NPC name :) Here some:
Ernie Hatoff (ref to Bernie Maddoff the most successful robber in suit-and-tie)
Pablo Baresco (well its quite obvious)
Juan "The Drowner" Riviera (no ref to any criminal)
Walter Heisenberg (nothing to add about that one)
Ho Lee Phuq( okays that one is old and quite innapropriate but could be a vietnamese name ^^)
Will come up with new one later. Now bedtime.

one man gang
11-06-2013, 12:43 AM
Mate clearly your development team need coffee as I haven't seen any of these players rolling around

Master Yodo
Darth Wader
Chewy B
Sky walking

I love the Ree U
Hakuma
M Byson

one man gang
11-06-2013, 12:44 AM
Make a Star Wars LTQ, offer light sabers, Yodas light saber? Come on the options are endless. Lol.

Tissues
11-06-2013, 02:47 AM
Awesome Thread...

Suggestions as Follows from Real True Gamers Past n Present:

Allhaildiscordia
Anubis
AppleMacGuy
BabyTway
Balthazar
Baroness
Big Money
Boda
BOS
Burn
Char
Deluxe
Dipstik
Dravak
Dr Bonecrusher
Dreno
Dudeman
Eion
Eldivino
Euchred
FAST
Fast Eddie
Fig Oni
Fuzzy Ghost
GadgetGirl
Gaming Will
Grimly Fiendish
G Wiz
H
Ice U
iTeachem
Itzkakarot
Jobadass
JoeyCool
Lupo
Max Power
Mnju_03
MXZ
Noodles
Nudie
Olly
Paulie
Payam
Polar Bear
QPR
Samcro
Sez
Sister Morphine
Smashya
Swifty
Tam
The Billionaire
The Reaper
Tramp Stamp
Trev
Two Fingers
White Frog
Xclusiv
Xenoke
2legit

And then finally me: Tissues Genova extension to the Genova Crime Family.

sister morphine
11-06-2013, 03:38 AM
In KA they've had events with units named for members of FUN (an old-style boss event) and an LTQ for RK.

Maybe something similar could happen here, not as NPCs, but prizes named for prominent players past and present. That'd be cool.

warrends
11-06-2013, 04:50 AM
How about you fix the game before adding garbage like this. That might make it fun again.

DavidtheBoo
11-06-2013, 05:05 AM
Make and an ltq with fc as theme and the final reward should be The Billionaire's ride, with a modifier of +10% income from buildings.

nikosuave
11-06-2013, 07:37 AM
"Force Close" seems fitting

cc thunder
11-06-2013, 08:04 AM
How about you fix the game before adding garbage like this. That might make it fun again. +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1!

GravyTrain
11-06-2013, 08:18 AM
With Turkey day in the States coming soon I am thinking food names:

Finnegans Shenagidans
Shonuff Stuffing
Gravy Pants
Archer McApple
Dougie Doo Pie
Gravy Duck
Mcbunch Stew
Big Poppa Bird
Suddenly Silky Gulash
Vendetta Cream Pie
Harry's Hot Plate
Bad Red Boner
Meatballz
Soggy Moggy
Apple Jinx
Ronnies Noodles
Stoned Toasted Bread
Gray Bush
Shocan Pie
Pauly Litmo Punch
Jess-She

budman68
11-06-2013, 09:41 AM
How about Greetard

dispohero
11-06-2013, 10:44 AM
Harcourt Mudd AKA Harry Mudd AKA Leo Walsh
Sophie Devereaux
Sergei Malatov
Brooks Hatlen (in the Graveyard)
Xenia Onatopp (in Russian District)
Jim Raynor
Frankie Teardrop
Lady Cassandra

Rebels
11-06-2013, 10:55 AM
Slightly off topic. But I did notice one of the NPC at the moment was called "white trash" what a stupid name!

JakeCullen
11-06-2013, 11:12 AM
Ha? The community was flaming mad and you people just sat there "brainstorming"? For what? For a freaking name? But since you're at it, and obviously the thread topic, here's one I've come up with that you might wanna consider and some people might love:

.... HELEN GREE

Cao Bao
11-06-2013, 01:40 PM
Anyone said the one and onlys?

Molly Maguires
Dipstik

Coldjoey
11-06-2013, 02:22 PM
Joe King. Because you have got to be.

ploop
11-06-2013, 02:37 PM
Slightly off topic. But I did notice one of the NPC at the moment was called "white trash" what a stupid name!

are you ****** SERIOUS

iteachem
11-06-2013, 02:37 PM
Awesome Thread...

Suggestions as Follows from Real True Gamers Past n Present:

Allhaildiscordia
AppleMacGuy
BabyTway
Balthazar
Big Money
Burn
Char
Deluxe
Dipstik
Dreno
Dudeman
Eion
Eldivino
Euchred
FAST
Fast Eddie
Fig Oni
Fuzzy Ghost
GadgetGirl
G Wiz
H
Ice U
iTeachem
Itzkakarot
Jobadass
JoeyCool
Lupo
Mnju_03
MXZ
Noodles
Nudie
Olly
Payam
Samcro
Sez
Sister Morphine
Smashya
Tam
The Billionaire
The Reaper
Tramp Stamp
Trev
Two Fingers
Xclusiv
Xenoke

And then finally me: Tissues Genova extension to the Genova Crime Family.

nice list

I would add

Cold Commode
Zendrifrim's Defense
QPR
Dravak
Baroness


I will add more

TooFlyRobbie
11-06-2013, 02:40 PM
How about you fix the game before adding garbage like this. That might make it fun again.

True that. Theyre trolling us with these threads

cc thunder
11-06-2013, 03:59 PM
True that. Theyre trolling us with these threads the saddest thing is I think you hit the nail on the head, its like the gloating over the fact that they hate us. I honestly believe they cannot stand their customers or be bothered to fix their terribly flawed product. just rubbing in the fact that they're going to give us the control to name some insignificant character instead of bothering to fix the glaring glitches that plague every single member of this game

Rebels
11-06-2013, 04:09 PM
are you ****** SERIOUS

Expand on you comment some more.

Serious that this name is in the game? Or that some people (myself included) find this offensive and racist?

iteachem
11-06-2013, 04:33 PM
Expand on you comment some more.

Serious that this name is in the game? Or that some people (myself included) find this offensive and racist?

As a white person I find the white trash name very funny. Not offended at all because there are some seriously ignorant people out there. It isn't judging the entire white not of hispanic origin race.

iteachem
11-06-2013, 04:34 PM
Expand on you comment some more.

Serious that this name is in the game? Or that some people (myself included) find this offensive and racist?

As a white person I find the white trash name very funny. Not offended at all because there are some seriously ignorant people out there. It isn't judging the entire white not of hispanic origin race. Same reason I think some people deserve being called rednecks

jessi
11-06-2013, 08:08 PM
How bout roll tide or brody mcclain

Witness
11-06-2013, 08:11 PM
3 ideas rockstars, wrestlers comedians

Rockstars
Alice chains
Axe roses - gotta represent gnr syndicate
Slash
Mars i mean lars
Micky six guns
Ozzy
Etc etc


Wrestlers - just thought this be funny
The hulk
Slim jim
Hacksaw
Snake
Etc etc

Comedians
The lunch lady
Fat guy little coat
Dumb and dumber
Gofer hunter
Wally world
Etc etc

cditti
11-06-2013, 08:23 PM
Harry sack

Rebels
11-06-2013, 10:58 PM
How bout roll tide

This gets my support 100% RTR

Killa killa
11-06-2013, 11:29 PM
How about adding 45-50 NPCs to each map and naming them all 'Fat Finger'? And the mission NPC would always be named 'B.M.G.' (Buy More Gold)

While you're at it, make all the Fat Finger's 35 hits at 500 energy. You know, just so nobody prehits them.

P.S. A prize for winning the contest would be nice, but not expected.

rawsonator
11-06-2013, 11:32 PM
Thats right you all do frees job for them and get nothing for it idiots

montecore
11-06-2013, 11:52 PM
Gold thieving bastard? Kind of an homage to ODB with current relevance.

one man gang
11-07-2013, 03:32 AM
Already have gold thieving SAS as a syndicate? That's enough.

PhantomNine
11-07-2013, 04:38 AM
Sally Spike..... Fatty Bottoms ---- Butch R. Knives --- EZ Money ---ILene Dover ---- Pepper Mill --- Frost T. Mugg ---
Juan A. Dance --- Lucy Lips --- Gig L. Low --- Mae I. Pleez --- Don D. Hatch --- Tye D. Bowl --- Mel N. Ball ---
Dred Snapper ---- Dee End

BBW
11-07-2013, 05:49 AM
Now about some of these names..

GOLD THEIF

PRIZE STEALER

EVENT DESTROYER

GAME ENDER

NO GOLD FOREVER

THEIF

CUSTOMER DESTROYER

NO PROFIT

REFUND

ALL IN HONER OF A WELL KNOW GAME COMPANY ..

dts
11-07-2013, 05:50 AM
Chinese dude with a video camera, Phil Ming

dts
11-07-2013, 05:54 AM
Indian dude from Google Play Store Support, Hanjir Moneebak

BBW
11-07-2013, 05:59 AM
How about a BOSS that is the worst criminal in CC history the ultimate boss the ultimate THEIF .

GREEdy

captiva
11-07-2013, 06:02 AM
The name i proposed is jalan Kalapa.

montecore
11-07-2013, 06:26 AM
Already have gold thieving SAS as a syndicate? That's enough.

For.. He's... A wanker. He's a wanker. And it does him good like it bloody well should. He's a wanker. He's a wanker. And he's always pulling his hood.

OneHoop
11-07-2013, 07:34 AM
How about...... Gree Dee in the financial district?

+1 (hilarious) Make it so you have to hit her once an hour at least 130 times a week with huge payouts :)

OneHoop
11-07-2013, 07:51 AM
celebrate breaking bad with a Heisenberg

+1
Walter White
Skyler White
Hank Schroeder
Tuco
Jesse Pinkman
...

OneHoop
11-07-2013, 07:53 AM
Tempting too, to just use Garbage Pail Kids names, but one thing is for sure. You should make sure that the names are less objectionable than many of the names you have removed from players which themselves were less offensive than some of the special loot item names.

M@

Coldjoey
11-08-2013, 03:15 AM
How about take the leaders names from all top 10/25/50 (however many you want) syndicates. This way you will be representing up to 3000 mainly gold/top players.

TZora
11-08-2013, 03:24 AM
how about FC bot in....... everywhere
on that suggestion, i'd like to suggest ... Ploop The Poop

and please offer a nice farmable item on that so players pound it day-in day-out .. teeheeee

TZora
11-08-2013, 03:33 AM
How about take the leaders names from all top 10/25/50 (however many you want) syndicates. This way you will be representing up to 3000 mainly gold/top players.
cool idea!

map bosses: Cold Joey, Bam Bam, Tedrow, Cerberus, Sembilan, EL, Tam, Heather, Grimly Fiendish, AppleMacGuy, Rexman, Cold Commander, OutCold King, Savatage, Raven, Teflon Don, The Professor, G Wiz, Ex08er, The Billionaire, and so many more cool names .. lemme know if you need more names ;)

map characters: just go searching around, there are enough ppl on this forum including me :o

mistech
11-08-2013, 05:08 AM
We Are A Top 25 Team That Got Our Streak Ended Like Goodfellas On 7 Of 10 On elite Last level. Video Evidence that Shows We Double Killed Her In Damage But She Would Not Die. The Boss Then Escaped, Filed tickets And Killed Her 2 More Times In A Row Before End Of Event To Make Sure We Completed Goal.

No Response To Anyone From GREE And No Prize Yet! We Paid For The Vaults, Completed The Goals And A Glitch Caused Us Our Prize. Please Fix This.

Thank You.
SOA

Sorry In Here And Not NeW Thread But Need To Post It A Few More Times First To Start One.

mxz
11-08-2013, 07:01 AM
there are enough ppl on this forum including me :oYou're right up there with Joaquim and QPR alright.

TZora
11-08-2013, 08:11 AM
You're right up there with Joaquim and QPR alright.
i'm not sure if i deserve that honor to be compared with the TITANS of the game .. ok fine .. gree, name a boss mxz! happy now? :o

mxz
11-08-2013, 08:13 AM
I have a unit designed and named by me. I don't need or desire more.

dispohero
11-08-2013, 08:21 AM
Oderus Urungus

djesus
11-08-2013, 09:08 AM
hmmm.... Rob Ford

The Real Bosses
11-08-2013, 12:54 PM
ok ------ Real Boss

jessi
11-08-2013, 02:19 PM
Evidently gravytrain don't know what npc means! That's not ppl from your syndicate with a name added at end

GravyTrain
11-08-2013, 02:29 PM
Evidently gravytrain don't know what npc means! That's not ppl from your syndicate with a name added at end

NPC:

Any of a wide variety of unthinking, robot-like employees who provide the terrible customer service that defines many venues of one's commercial pursuits. NPC activity is varied, but includes:

-Responding to all questions with rote, scripted dialogue, whether it applies to the current situation or not.
-Attempting to continue with a procedure, even though it has become quite clear that a required piece of equipment is obviously not functioning, or absent.
-Generally refusing to recognize that the stimulus of their NPC behavior is a human being, and not another NPC.

Alternatively, an NPC is any automated phone answering system that attempts to do anything but connect you with the party to whom you most need to speak.

1. I've been on hold with customer support for over half an hour because the NPCs can't stop using the pre-scripted questionnaire long enough to know that my problem is not on their list!

2. Customer: Hi, can I get a diet coke and 6 orders of french fries?
NPC: Would you like fries with that?


Is this better?