If it lasts more than four hours call a doctor. [Archive]

Oryihn

10-30-2013, 08:07 PM

Watch out everyone Penial Erectorus has been Turgidly Reaming their way into the top 10 for over four hours.

The commercials told me they should contact a doctor if it lasts that long..

Priapism for the win? Or will they go flaccid?

Tachy

10-30-2013, 08:20 PM

I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look.

Oxilated

10-30-2013, 08:44 PM

"Penial Erectorus has been Turgidly Reaming their way into the top 10" ill be looking forward that sentence in the arena questline dialogue

stabilizations

10-30-2013, 08:49 PM

As I am the co-guild master for penial erectorus I would appreciate it if u guys had a little more trust lmao but poking a bit of fun at our name is fine (: haha at least we are the laughing stalk of the top ten lmfao

Tachy

10-30-2013, 08:54 PM

Oryihn

10-30-2013, 09:03 PM

Hey Boner guild guy.. PM me on line. Line id ORYIHM

We are really pulling for you guys.. I want to see your guild name in the quest text after the war.

You are poking us from behind right now as you push close to 3rd place.

Tachy

10-30-2013, 09:08 PM

Remember kids, play smart and use virus software.

Gawain

10-31-2013, 05:59 AM

Come on Penial Erectrus, shoot for the top.

firefly333

10-31-2013, 06:08 AM

Come on Penial Erectrus, shoot for the top.

They will need some "staying power" so they can last and be able to get it up again and again and keep winning.

gems = viagra

Hi ya stablization :D

Eunuchorn

10-31-2013, 06:09 AM

Is this some sort inside joke for Android?

stabilizations

10-31-2013, 08:58 AM

Is this some sort inside joke for Android?

I like everyone's enthusiasm about my guild (: and Eunuchorn yes my guilds name is penial erectorus and we are kinda the guild that was the most unexpected to become a top 10 guild but people from all over are poking a bit of fun at our name its pretty funny

bosskiller

10-31-2013, 11:52 AM

Is this some sort inside joke for Android?

Penial Erectorus is the guild currently in 2nd place. For the last two wars, Gree made quests mentioning the names of the top 3 guilds, and they want to see Penial Erectorus mentioned.

Helena G Wells

10-31-2013, 01:06 PM

I like everyone's enthusiasm about my guild (: and Eunuchorn yes my guilds name is penial erectorus and we are kinda the guild that was the most unexpected to become a top 10 guild but people from all over are poking a bit of fun at our name its pretty funny

It's good to see you rise above it all.

-Solo-

10-31-2013, 01:14 PM

Started from the bottom.

BethMo

10-31-2013, 01:25 PM

Penial Erectorus is the guild currently in 2nd place. For the last two wars, Gree made quests mentioning the names of the top 3 guilds, and they want to see Penial Erectorus mentioned.

I'm rooting for you now, just to see what Gree will do.

...on second thought, no. They would probably just not give us a quest with the guild names for this war, and I really like seeing those.

ZERO_07

10-31-2013, 01:46 PM

In b4 the abbreviate the guild to "P.E." or something

ZERO_07

10-31-2013, 01:48 PM

Is this some sort inside joke for Android?
Yes now go away

cafedecoy

10-31-2013, 03:05 PM

Good luck guys! Fight hard, 'till the end, and stay on top! :)

TheGreatYumYum

10-31-2013, 03:39 PM

Good luck guys! Fight hard, 'till the end, and stay on top! :)

:rolleyes:. On a serious note, this is my first time being in top 10 and some fights were nail biters for sure. Good luck PE on staying in second.

cafedecoy

10-31-2013, 07:32 PM

Penial Erectorus is the guild currently in 2nd place. For the last two wars, Gree made quests mentioning the names of the top 3 guilds, and they want to see Penial Erectorus mentioned.

Awww. Considering that the game even censors parts of its rotating default knight names, I really hope that the Android users can come together and help this guild soar. Keep it up guys! :) :) :)

leale

11-01-2013, 02:00 AM

They appear to be really on the ball and haven't choked yet! I wonder if they have a tip for the rest of us

stabilizations

11-01-2013, 04:33 AM

You want a tip? XD well you can suck on it Lmfao jk jk but nah we just are able to come together finally as a team now that we have a threatening cooperation

Harbear

11-01-2013, 01:35 PM

Very impressed you are keeping it up this long after placing just outside top 10 a couple weeks ago. Well done OP!

cafedecoy

11-01-2013, 07:11 PM

I'm rooting for you guys!
Your guild has the full package to back the impressive reputation that you have erected for yourselves - the energy, the persistence, and the endurance. I wish for you to push through until the climactic end (don't stop!), I'm sure you will be the talk of the town for weeks!

BUBER

11-01-2013, 10:59 PM

I saw your P.E. guild in past wars and you happened to talk to my GM short ago... know I am rooting for you guys... keep it Erect and keep it coming!

stabilizations

11-01-2013, 11:33 PM

Keeping it erect is definitely one thing but luckily we got our viagra gems to help us push it in there lets just hope we remember how we got it in in the first place XD

Lord Ash

11-02-2013, 07:36 AM

This thread is hilarious

Oryihn

11-02-2013, 10:26 AM

BY GOD THEY DID IT HARD.

THEY MANAGED TO KEEP IT UP FOR THE ENTIRE WAR AND RELENTLESSLY POUND MAJESTIC IN THE REAR ALL THE WAY TO THE END.

After 72 hours of continued thrusting this must be ready to explode with joy.

cafedecoy

11-02-2013, 11:05 AM

YES! YES! YES!
Congratulations guild!!!! YOU GUYS GOT #2!!!!! Right behind Majestic!!!!!!!!!

Oxilated

11-02-2013, 11:07 AM

I was rooting for this guild
gj gj gj

Joshx135

11-02-2013, 11:43 AM

Now we wait for next arena quest....

cafedecoy

11-02-2013, 11:46 AM

Now we wait for next arena quest....

Yes, but first a long nap.... and maybe a sandwich

MadPhoneBashing

11-02-2013, 02:50 PM

Lmao omg this thread.

Dianish

11-03-2013, 01:18 AM

How did Majestic feel when they noticed something erect behind them?

-Solo-

11-03-2013, 02:27 AM

We gave it a firm grip and told it to stop.

firefly333

11-03-2013, 09:04 AM

Keeping it erect is definitely one thing but luckily we got our viagra gems to help us push it in there lets just hope we remember how we got it in in the first place XD

So you got your way with her.

Now we just have to see if Gree comes thru and types your name correctly for next guild quest.

US GanjaBoy

11-04-2013, 04:04 AM

Epic moment for KnD, thank you penial :)

cafedecoy

11-08-2013, 02:46 AM

Now we wait for next arena quest....

So did it happen? I can't get past Storm Warning I quest for a few more days (it's complicated). Can someone tell me? :)

Oxilated

11-08-2013, 04:51 AM

So did it happen? I can't get past Storm Warning I quest for a few more days (it's complicated). Can someone tell me? :) nope. lets wait for the next one then

cafedecoy

11-08-2013, 06:30 PM

nope. lets wait for the next one then

Aww how anticlimatic. I was looking forward to this all week.

AragonRay

11-08-2013, 08:10 PM

Aww how anticlimatic. I was looking forward to this all week.

Yea this is unacceptable! Someone should stick it to GREE!

BethMo

11-09-2013, 12:48 PM

Weren't the other questlines with guild names both right before the start of the following war?

ZERO_07

11-09-2013, 12:56 PM

I'm pretty sure it was 2 weeks after the war

stabilizations

11-09-2013, 04:47 PM

Yeah even myself I am quite displeased about this I was excited for the longest and only to find out that gree didn't want to do a quest with our name almost like we were discriminated simply because of our name I do not appreciate the treatment we get from gree completely unacceptable in my opinion

cafedecoy

11-09-2013, 06:33 PM

It might be premature feel deflated about this. We can keep our hopes up for another week, yes? Let's wait and see. GREE has always honored the winning guilds by citing them at the arena quests. I hope they don't pull out.

stabilizations

11-10-2013, 01:18 AM

Well if it calls for going hard once again than so be it I have no problem getting in again

bosskiller

11-11-2013, 10:05 AM

I think they usually wait more than one week guys, don't be discouraged!