JediPimp
10-08-2013, 06:11 AM
Morning/Evening all,
It's that time again, where we look to bring in more awesome people into our rapidly improving syndicate.
Just a bit of background on us (although not an actual background check, as we're probably harbouring some criminals looking at the chatter that goes on in groupme...):
We started around 10 weeks ago, after becoming frustrated with the leader of our previous syndicate being the opposite of useful. Anyway, a few of us left and decided to be awesome on our own, which as it happens wasn't difficult.
We started a new syndicate, had 11 players, most of which were the ones that left using our 1st, 2nd and even 3rd accounts and we smashed our way into the top 1500 like a bunch of bad a$$es. We then looked to recruit more people, so we took in any strays, who as it turns out should have stayed the homeless hobo types they were, as they literally did next to nothing... we still managed to break 1000, but this was down to the original lot putting in a good shift. The strays went back to their soup kitchen where they belonged.
Anyway, we bought some bonuses and stuff and we have like over 70 of these now. I cant be bothered to list them, that's boring, all you need to know is we have the one that makes you 25% richer and the 5% influence thing, so you can be a little lazier if you want (no I kid, you can't do that, as that would be less than awesome, and less than awesome is not awesome enough).
We now have even more members, 41/52 at the moment and we recently placed in the top 500, mainly because of me... well, okay, the others did there part too, but I like to have an inflated sense of self.
We did have close to a full house, but again, you get these annoying freeloader tax evading soap dodgers, so we booted them out to make way for superior human beings.
It's now your chance to become more awesome than before by joining us, we are organised (surprisingly...), we have scheduled battle times, level 10 walls and women in our Line chat app with big b00bs... what other syndicate can provide b00bs?
We have 2nd accounts from players in the top 10, so we're connected... kinda like those guys in Goodfellas, expect without the whole screwing each other over and ending up in witness protection. We get good intel and experience from these guys, so dont overlook us because of our top 500 placing, we're moving up the rankings each time!
The successful candidate will have at least 100k attack (unless you're really low level we can overlook this).
We also require you to show up for battles, take part in events blah blah blah. We understand that there is life before CC, so we're not going to kick people if they miss some battles or events due to other stuff, just let us know.
We dont have any minimum donations for anyone under $200k IPH, nor do we have a minimum IP demand, as we realise it's hard at this level of the game to put these demands on people just hitting walls or on PA. At the same time, we expect players of similar power to score within the range of their team mates, just so we're not carrying you.
Again, dont overlook us because we're top 500, as we're more top 250 in waiting.
Our syndicate ID is: 298650813
Yours in manliness,
JediPimp
It's that time again, where we look to bring in more awesome people into our rapidly improving syndicate.
Just a bit of background on us (although not an actual background check, as we're probably harbouring some criminals looking at the chatter that goes on in groupme...):
We started around 10 weeks ago, after becoming frustrated with the leader of our previous syndicate being the opposite of useful. Anyway, a few of us left and decided to be awesome on our own, which as it happens wasn't difficult.
We started a new syndicate, had 11 players, most of which were the ones that left using our 1st, 2nd and even 3rd accounts and we smashed our way into the top 1500 like a bunch of bad a$$es. We then looked to recruit more people, so we took in any strays, who as it turns out should have stayed the homeless hobo types they were, as they literally did next to nothing... we still managed to break 1000, but this was down to the original lot putting in a good shift. The strays went back to their soup kitchen where they belonged.
Anyway, we bought some bonuses and stuff and we have like over 70 of these now. I cant be bothered to list them, that's boring, all you need to know is we have the one that makes you 25% richer and the 5% influence thing, so you can be a little lazier if you want (no I kid, you can't do that, as that would be less than awesome, and less than awesome is not awesome enough).
We now have even more members, 41/52 at the moment and we recently placed in the top 500, mainly because of me... well, okay, the others did there part too, but I like to have an inflated sense of self.
We did have close to a full house, but again, you get these annoying freeloader tax evading soap dodgers, so we booted them out to make way for superior human beings.
It's now your chance to become more awesome than before by joining us, we are organised (surprisingly...), we have scheduled battle times, level 10 walls and women in our Line chat app with big b00bs... what other syndicate can provide b00bs?
We have 2nd accounts from players in the top 10, so we're connected... kinda like those guys in Goodfellas, expect without the whole screwing each other over and ending up in witness protection. We get good intel and experience from these guys, so dont overlook us because of our top 500 placing, we're moving up the rankings each time!
The successful candidate will have at least 100k attack (unless you're really low level we can overlook this).
We also require you to show up for battles, take part in events blah blah blah. We understand that there is life before CC, so we're not going to kick people if they miss some battles or events due to other stuff, just let us know.
We dont have any minimum donations for anyone under $200k IPH, nor do we have a minimum IP demand, as we realise it's hard at this level of the game to put these demands on people just hitting walls or on PA. At the same time, we expect players of similar power to score within the range of their team mates, just so we're not carrying you.
Again, dont overlook us because we're top 500, as we're more top 250 in waiting.
Our syndicate ID is: 298650813
Yours in manliness,
JediPimp