We Are Alpdruck!

[britton]

Finished 26 in Australia, 17 in Canada, 26 in India. Next finish is Top 20 in France.

We are looking to team up with highly competitive players who will do their part during World Domination and Faction Vs Faction. We have spots available for performers.

Send me a PM for initial contact. Discussions will take place in palringo.

[Zachio]

Don't miss out of this great opportunity!

Plus I give amazing fantasy football advice.

Boost nearly maxed! You'll love your new stats.

[britton]

Spots available for 150K scoring machines.

Send a PM now.

[Zachio]

Don't by shy, come and join!

[Hoard]

We rock !!!! If you are serious and love to have a good time and kick some but check us out !!!

[Erkensang]

Pm me please

[Zachio]

PM sent from an officer.

[britton]

Reminder to everyone that Monday is donut hole day.

We have also booked a barista for coffee to the specialty stuff.

See you there.

[Zachio]

Spots fill fast! wow!

Beat a case of the Monday's by joining us and enjoying your awesome new stats!

http://i.imgur.com/9DlOjFX.gif

[britton]

Nothing like donuts to bring in a crowd.

The team is filling up get in before it's too late.

[Hoard]

Free doughnuts !!!!

[Hoard]

Topless Tuesday join fast spots going Fast

[britton]

That fits nicely with a twofer Tuesday.

Don't you think.

[Zachio]

Up to the top we go!

[Big Baby Jesus]

How are your bonuses?

[britton]

They are very nice. Thanks for asking.

[britton]

So you wish you were in a top faction getting these sweet Faction LTQ units...

[Zachio]

Killing this faction LTQ, its not too late! GREAT team effort.

[heatnet]

Bump to the top

[Zachio]

I can't stop looking at my new stats after finishing Pristege of the faction LTQ. Crazy increase!

Don't miss out on all of the next faction LTQ prizes, join now!

[britton]

Zachio is a such a voyer.

Hey don't sit on the sideline and watch us kick a$$.
Be apart if it. Join Alpdruck.

[Hoard]

90k stat boost from faction event !!!!!!!!!

[Zachio]

Less than a week before roster lock for the WD, act now!

[britton]

G'morn to all!!!!

[marco99]

Hey add me 449 989 524 now in a top 500 faction. 105k attack and defence and over 60k battle points in this event. Rapidly grow, now level 65, 100k+ income per hour.

[Zachio]

It's not too late! Only a few more days before France!

[ash.dew]

Sir, what's the meaning of Alpdruck?

[Imran]

Pm me please

Here's a very short story about a highly possible camper-cum-deadbeat-cum-big promise maker applying for ur faction...stay alert.
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?67395-Officers-of-Seinsiz-of-da-chain

[Zachio]

Sir, what's the meaning of Alpdruck?

It means crushing WD events and faction LTQs with ease.


Here's a very short story about a highly possible camper-cum-deadbeat-cum-big promise maker applying for ur faction...stay alert.
http://www.funzio.com/forum/showthread.php?67395-Officers-of-Seinsiz-of-da-chain

Thanks for the heads up! He/she did apply with us but we did our homework :)

[britton]

Whoot! Whoot!

[Imran]

Good job..pls do share with other factions who are recruiting such deadbeats if u come across.....cheers.

[britton]

Sir, what's the meaning of Alpdruck?

"An alp is typically male, while the mara and mart appear to be more feminine versions of the same creature. Its victims are often females,[1][2] whom it attacks during the night, controlling their dreams and creating horrible nightmares (hence the German word Alptraum ("elf dream"), meaning a nightmare). An alp attack is called an Alpdruck, or often Alpdrücke, which means "elf pressure". Alpdruck is when an alp sits astride a sleeper's chest and becomes heavier until the crushing weight awakens the terrified and breathless dreamer. The victim awakes unable to move under the alp's weight. This may have been an early explanation for sleep apnea and sleep paralysis, as well as night terrors. It may also include lucid dreams."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_(folklore)

[Zachio]

Bored with the iOS7 update? Come chat with us, see if you like what you see... i know you will

[Zachio]

Last call coming soon, come-on you know you are thirsty. Don't regret not acting now.

[britton]

Keep Calm and Join Alpdruck

[Hermes101]

I am not Hermes, leader of Gunzzhott. I am Ghost posting this: "Dino740" in your faction is a deadbeat. He pretended to be very active like organizing faction LTQ. But when war time, he disappeared. He scored 5K wd points. War before that he scored 15K for VFF I think. Good luck with him.

[britton]

Thanks Hermes101.

[DFI]

"An alp is typically male, while the mara and mart appear to be more feminine versions of the same creature. Its victims are often females,[1][2] whom it attacks during the night, controlling their dreams and creating horrible nightmares (hence the German word Alptraum ("elf dream"), meaning a nightmare). An alp attack is called an Alpdruck, or often Alpdrücke, which means "elf pressure". Alpdruck is when an alp sits astride a sleeper's chest and becomes heavier until the crushing weight awakens the terrified and breathless dreamer. The victim awakes unable to move under the alp's weight. This may have been an early explanation for sleep apnea and sleep paralysis, as well as night terrors. It may also include lucid dreams."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_(folklore)

Thanks for the explanation, I was wondering the same.