It's the Final Countdown

[MattThomas08]

With the war less than 24 hours away, welcome to the Final Countdown. It's important at times like these, to step back from the game, take a deep breath, and enjoy the moment.

In this undated photo, the members of (not-so) Silent Assassins (SAS) have come together to celebrate the war in which Fight Club (FC) will finally be toppled.

http://s14.postimg.org/pn8856acx/image.jpg

From left to right, Ace, Montecore, Vlad, Fated, and Luke.

FC, meanwhile is busy making soap as part of the overall plans of Project Mayhem, which are epitomized in the poster hanging outside their factory, seen here

http://i43.tinypic.com/1058u84.jpg

The Indians meanwhile have taken on a new strategy for recruitment. They've determined the well of old players have gone dry and taken to recruiting the next generation of CC elites by penning this children's book.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2q1ds1d.jpg

And let's not forget Dippy, who is always ready for a party.

http://i39.tinypic.com/ny7hwl.jpg

Ladies and Gentlemen, enjoy your war weekend. May your children, wives, husbands, parents, and coworkers forgive you. May IFM rest in peace.

[_Drifter]

Your thread title is incorrect, unless this is the final battle and CC is about to have the plug pulled. The way things have been all glitched up today, that wouldn't surprise me, but somehow I don't expect that to happen just yet. Too many saggy udders yet to be squeezed. :p

[brandocommando]

Your thread title is incorrect, unless this is the final battle and CC is about to have the plug pulled. The way things have been all glitched up today, that wouldn't surprise me, but somehow I don't expect that to happen just yet. Too many saggy udders yet to be squeezed. :p

But a thread titled "Its just another countdown" is so anticlimactic ;)

[MattThomas08]

Your thread title is incorrect, unless this is the final battle and CC is about to have the plug pulled. The way things have been all glitched up today, that wouldn't surprise me, but somehow I don't expect that to happen just yet. Too many saggy udders yet to be squeezed. :p

You can have a final countdown to anything. It doesn't have to be the final countdown to the final something...

[Gingeasian]

Your thread title is incorrect, unless this is the final battle and CC is about to have the plug pulled. The way things have been all glitched up today, that wouldn't surprise me, but somehow I don't expect that to happen just yet. Too many saggy udders yet to be squeezed. :p
Its the final countdown to Ellis Island

[_Drifter]

You can have a final countdown to anything. It doesn't have to be the final countdown to the final something...

If it's not the final countdown to the final something... There will be another countdown. Thus, this countdown is not the final countdown.

;)

[panty sniffer]

Beating fc? a serious claim? Though I have no ill will toward FC or Rogues, i'd like to see that. Good luck Rogues.

Europe has alot of hair. JHust notices that.

[Gingeasian]

If SAS think they can beat FC they better have plenty of lube ready

[Sharky Finn]

http://i43.tinypic.com/1058u84.jpg
We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.


Seems to be a lot of that going around. *cough* *cough* :rolleyes:

[CCK-buttsy]

lets go SAS

[Ciara]

I don't think it's intended to be the lube, it illustrates the "this for after". If you note, it "relieves discomfort" [cough]

[rexx51]

Good luck to both... Would be nice to see some new names on the hall of fame! GL

[C Rebels]

Best post I have read in a long time... Even better than my ones.

Bravo Matt

Make this a sticky :)

[c00guy]

Hey Matty, where's your battle checklist? hehe :D

[Elastic Earl]

Nicely done MT. Very entertaining!

[clemenza]

Am i the only one who can't get that awesomely eighties song out of my head after reading the title to this thread? Great work mt, i needed a laugh

[Captain Torgue]

Am i the only one who can't get that awesomely eighties song out of my head after reading the title to this thread? Great work mt, i needed a laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw&oq=the%20final%20co&gs_l=youtube..0.5j0l9.1183.2760.0.7139.12.12.0.0.0 .0.207.1342.5j5j1.11.0.eytns%2Cpt%3D-30%2Cn%3D2%2Cui%3Dt.1.0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.IWJv9 hMrBKo

[clemenza]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw&oq=the%20final%20co&gs_l=youtube..0.5j0l9.1183.2760.0.7139.12.12.0.0.0 .0.207.1342.5j5j1.11.0.eytns%2Cpt%3D-30%2Cn%3D2%2Cui%3Dt.1.0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.IWJv9 hMrBKo

That didn't help cos now all keep thinking is when is someone gonna bring back the hair-sprayed mullet?

[kuksluk]

If SAS think they can beat FC they better have plenty of lube ready

They already did beat FC, last week i recall...

[Captain Torgue]

They already did beat FC, last week i recall...

No that was just PVP points. The war is what truly matters and SAS can never take down FC in a syndicate vs syndicate battle or war.

[reras]

well, the pvp is just as "true" as the synd vs synd... its just up to us player to acknowledge it...

[Captain Torgue]

well, the pvp is just as "true" as the synd vs synd... its just up to us player to acknowledge it...

Incorrect. In war when SAS are matched up with FC you might find a handful of SAS players who can get hits on FC members but the entire crew of FC can get their hits on SAS members.

[sister morphine]

Incorrect. In war when SAS are matched up with FC you might find a handful of SAS players who can get hits on FC members but the entire crew of FC can get their hits on SAS members.
Very likely. The boosts given to the winning teams in each war make the end game one of frustration for any other than those lucky 60 at número uno. I don't pay much attention to MW, but someone said on the KA forum that in 4 or 5 wars time there probably won't be any other player who can touch members of FUN in attacks, except by quirks of the algorithms anyway.

When that point is reached, why would others even try. Gree needs to think this through quickly.

[Vito Corleone]

Incorrect. In war when SAS are matched up with FC you might find a handful of SAS players who can get hits on FC members but the entire crew of FC can get their hits on SAS members.The number of players in SAS and RG that can hit the weakest FC l250 player (always to 20-0) are quite limited...As always for the syndicate wars it's about match ups.

[warrends]

With the war less than 24 hours away, welcome to the Final Countdown. It's important at times like these, to step back from the game, take a deep breath, and enjoy the moment.

In this undated photo, the members of (not-so) Silent Assassins (SAS) have come together to celebrate the war in which Fight Club (FC) will finally be toppled.

http://s14.postimg.org/pn8856acx/image.jpg

From left to right, Ace, Montecore, Vlad, Fated, and Luke.


Back in college my roommates and I used to work out to that song. Thanks for the memories. '80s hair bands rule! 2000s music sucks!

[Vito Corleone]

Europe is a Swedish group...guess a tribute to the Swedish players in FC.:rolleyes:

[reras]

Europe is a Swedish group...guess a tribute to the Swedish players in FC.:rolleyes:
Word, and any other Swedish player

[Vito Corleone]

Word, and any other Swedish playerSure why not...there are even Swedes in Single Assasins....

[sister morphine]

Back in college my roommates and I used to work out to that song. Thanks for the memories. '80s hair bands rule! 2000s music sucks!
Some sucks true. Try this :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hmDNnPzyNI

[zwiswoo]

Now all I can think of is a magician named Gob.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nvxv2R01po

[MattThomas08]

Some sucks true. Try this :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hmDNnPzyNI

That was an awful experience Sis! I need an aspirin now.

[sister morphine]

That was an awful experience Sis! I need an aspirin now.
Too fluffy Matt? I can put something heavier up, lol ;)

Or stick something up if you have time, eh

[Butt Futter]

Nicely done Matt

[Sandukan]

Let me find out MT has a sense of humor lol

[MattThomas08]

Former Mrs.DD is on there, under a different name which I will not mention. She has a right to her privacy sure, but no right to be in FC. A couple other of your members are questionable as well. Again, I will not mention any names but FC knows about them.

In other news, after belittling FC for having Mrs. DD on their team, SAS has taken her onto SAS :D :D :D

[Peppers]

In other news, after belittling FC for having Mrs. DD on their team, SAS has taken her onto SAS :D :D :D

What is that you say MT?

But monte says she's a bad person.

[Trev]

What is that you say MT?

But monte says she's a bad person.

All baddies together

[Rodney26]

Can't we all just get along!

[MrM]

Too fluffy Matt? I can put something heavier up, lol ;)

Or stick something up if you have time, eh

Not bad...but something heavier next time wouldn't be bad...I'm sure no one is waiting for an example ;)

[Captain Torgue]

Bump for relevance in this upcoming war.

Out of the original 5 people named, Vlad is the only one still in SAS.