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MattThomas08
08-22-2013, 02:09 PM
With the war less than 24 hours away, welcome to the Final Countdown. It's important at times like these, to step back from the game, take a deep breath, and enjoy the moment.

In this undated photo, the members of (not-so) Silent Assassins (SAS) have come together to celebrate the war in which Fight Club (FC) will finally be toppled.

http://s14.postimg.org/pn8856acx/image.jpg

From left to right, Ace, Montecore, Vlad, Fated, and Luke.

FC, meanwhile is busy making soap as part of the overall plans of Project Mayhem, which are epitomized in the poster hanging outside their factory, seen here

http://i43.tinypic.com/1058u84.jpg

The Indians meanwhile have taken on a new strategy for recruitment. They've determined the well of old players have gone dry and taken to recruiting the next generation of CC elites by penning this children's book.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2q1ds1d.jpg

And let's not forget Dippy, who is always ready for a party.

http://i39.tinypic.com/ny7hwl.jpg

Ladies and Gentlemen, enjoy your war weekend. May your children, wives, husbands, parents, and coworkers forgive you. May IFM rest in peace.

_Drifter
08-22-2013, 02:16 PM
Your thread title is incorrect, unless this is the final battle and CC is about to have the plug pulled. The way things have been all glitched up today, that wouldn't surprise me, but somehow I don't expect that to happen just yet. Too many saggy udders yet to be squeezed. :p

brandocommando
08-22-2013, 02:21 PM
Your thread title is incorrect, unless this is the final battle and CC is about to have the plug pulled. The way things have been all glitched up today, that wouldn't surprise me, but somehow I don't expect that to happen just yet. Too many saggy udders yet to be squeezed. :p

But a thread titled "Its just another countdown" is so anticlimactic ;)

MattThomas08
08-22-2013, 02:24 PM
Your thread title is incorrect, unless this is the final battle and CC is about to have the plug pulled. The way things have been all glitched up today, that wouldn't surprise me, but somehow I don't expect that to happen just yet. Too many saggy udders yet to be squeezed. :p

You can have a final countdown to anything. It doesn't have to be the final countdown to the final something...

Gingeasian
08-22-2013, 02:26 PM
Your thread title is incorrect, unless this is the final battle and CC is about to have the plug pulled. The way things have been all glitched up today, that wouldn't surprise me, but somehow I don't expect that to happen just yet. Too many saggy udders yet to be squeezed. :p
Its the final countdown to Ellis Island

_Drifter
08-22-2013, 02:33 PM
You can have a final countdown to anything. It doesn't have to be the final countdown to the final something...

If it's not the final countdown to the final something... There will be another countdown. Thus, this countdown is not the final countdown.

;)

panty sniffer
08-22-2013, 02:38 PM
Beating fc? a serious claim? Though I have no ill will toward FC or Rogues, i'd like to see that. Good luck Rogues.

Europe has alot of hair. JHust notices that.

Gingeasian
08-22-2013, 02:40 PM
If SAS think they can beat FC they better have plenty of lube ready

Sharky Finn
08-22-2013, 02:58 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/1058u84.jpg
We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like.


Seems to be a lot of that going around. *cough* *cough* :rolleyes:

CCK-buttsy
08-22-2013, 03:27 PM
lets go SAS

Ciara
08-22-2013, 03:40 PM
I don't think it's intended to be the lube, it illustrates the "this for after". If you note, it "relieves discomfort" [cough]

rexx51
08-22-2013, 04:28 PM
Good luck to both... Would be nice to see some new names on the hall of fame! GL

C Rebels
08-22-2013, 04:28 PM
Best post I have read in a long time... Even better than my ones.

Bravo Matt

Make this a sticky :)

c00guy
08-22-2013, 07:23 PM
Hey Matty, where's your battle checklist? hehe :D

Elastic Earl
08-22-2013, 08:09 PM
Nicely done MT. Very entertaining!

clemenza
08-22-2013, 11:41 PM
Am i the only one who can't get that awesomely eighties song out of my head after reading the title to this thread? Great work mt, i needed a laugh

Captain Torgue
08-22-2013, 11:56 PM
Am i the only one who can't get that awesomely eighties song out of my head after reading the title to this thread? Great work mt, i needed a laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw&oq=the%20final%20co&gs_l=youtube..0.5j0l9.1183.2760.0.7139.12.12.0.0.0 .0.207.1342.5j5j1.11.0.eytns%2Cpt%3D-30%2Cn%3D2%2Cui%3Dt.1.0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.IWJv9 hMrBKo

clemenza
08-23-2013, 12:05 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw&oq=the%20final%20co&gs_l=youtube..0.5j0l9.1183.2760.0.7139.12.12.0.0.0 .0.207.1342.5j5j1.11.0.eytns%2Cpt%3D-30%2Cn%3D2%2Cui%3Dt.1.0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.IWJv9 hMrBKo

That didn't help cos now all keep thinking is when is someone gonna bring back the hair-sprayed mullet?

kuksluk
08-23-2013, 03:27 AM
If SAS think they can beat FC they better have plenty of lube ready

They already did beat FC, last week i recall...

Captain Torgue
08-23-2013, 03:47 AM
They already did beat FC, last week i recall...

No that was just PVP points. The war is what truly matters and SAS can never take down FC in a syndicate vs syndicate battle or war.

reras
08-23-2013, 04:03 AM
well, the pvp is just as "true" as the synd vs synd... its just up to us player to acknowledge it...

Captain Torgue
08-23-2013, 04:13 AM
well, the pvp is just as "true" as the synd vs synd... its just up to us player to acknowledge it...

Incorrect. In war when SAS are matched up with FC you might find a handful of SAS players who can get hits on FC members but the entire crew of FC can get their hits on SAS members.

sister morphine
08-23-2013, 05:20 AM
Incorrect. In war when SAS are matched up with FC you might find a handful of SAS players who can get hits on FC members but the entire crew of FC can get their hits on SAS members.
Very likely. The boosts given to the winning teams in each war make the end game one of frustration for any other than those lucky 60 at número uno. I don't pay much attention to MW, but someone said on the KA forum that in 4 or 5 wars time there probably won't be any other player who can touch members of FUN in attacks, except by quirks of the algorithms anyway.

When that point is reached, why would others even try. Gree needs to think this through quickly.

Vito Corleone
08-23-2013, 05:20 AM
Incorrect. In war when SAS are matched up with FC you might find a handful of SAS players who can get hits on FC members but the entire crew of FC can get their hits on SAS members.The number of players in SAS and RG that can hit the weakest FC l250 player (always to 20-0) are quite limited...As always for the syndicate wars it's about match ups.

warrends
08-23-2013, 06:28 AM
With the war less than 24 hours away, welcome to the Final Countdown. It's important at times like these, to step back from the game, take a deep breath, and enjoy the moment.

In this undated photo, the members of (not-so) Silent Assassins (SAS) have come together to celebrate the war in which Fight Club (FC) will finally be toppled.

http://s14.postimg.org/pn8856acx/image.jpg

From left to right, Ace, Montecore, Vlad, Fated, and Luke.


Back in college my roommates and I used to work out to that song. Thanks for the memories. '80s hair bands rule! 2000s music sucks!

Vito Corleone
08-23-2013, 06:34 AM
Europe is a Swedish group...guess a tribute to the Swedish players in FC.:rolleyes:

reras
08-23-2013, 07:29 AM
Europe is a Swedish group...guess a tribute to the Swedish players in FC.:rolleyes:
Word, and any other Swedish player

Vito Corleone
08-23-2013, 08:11 AM
Word, and any other Swedish playerSure why not...there are even Swedes in Single Assasins....

sister morphine
08-23-2013, 08:44 AM
Back in college my roommates and I used to work out to that song. Thanks for the memories. '80s hair bands rule! 2000s music sucks!
Some sucks true. Try this :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hmDNnPzyNI

zwiswoo
08-23-2013, 08:51 AM
Now all I can think of is a magician named Gob.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nvxv2R01po

MattThomas08
08-23-2013, 08:53 AM
Some sucks true. Try this :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hmDNnPzyNI

That was an awful experience Sis! I need an aspirin now.

sister morphine
08-23-2013, 11:11 AM
That was an awful experience Sis! I need an aspirin now.
Too fluffy Matt? I can put something heavier up, lol ;)

Or stick something up if you have time, eh

Butt Futter
08-23-2013, 11:54 AM
Nicely done Matt

Sandukan
08-23-2013, 12:00 PM
Let me find out MT has a sense of humor lol

MattThomas08
08-23-2013, 01:02 PM
Former Mrs.DD is on there, under a different name which I will not mention. She has a right to her privacy sure, but no right to be in FC. A couple other of your members are questionable as well. Again, I will not mention any names but FC knows about them.

In other news, after belittling FC for having Mrs. DD on their team, SAS has taken her onto SAS :D :D :D

Peppers
08-23-2013, 01:11 PM
In other news, after belittling FC for having Mrs. DD on their team, SAS has taken her onto SAS :D :D :D

What is that you say MT?

But monte says she's a bad person.

Trev
08-23-2013, 03:44 PM
What is that you say MT?

But monte says she's a bad person.

All baddies together

Rodney26
08-23-2013, 04:28 PM
Can't we all just get along!

MrM
08-23-2013, 04:47 PM
Too fluffy Matt? I can put something heavier up, lol ;)

Or stick something up if you have time, eh

Not bad...but something heavier next time wouldn't be bad...I'm sure no one is waiting for an example ;)

Captain Torgue
07-11-2014, 02:15 AM
Bump for relevance in this upcoming war.

Out of the original 5 people named, Vlad is the only one still in SAS.