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Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 12:53 PM
Ok, so this is a long shot, but ill have a go anyway.....

We've got over 3500 bricks up for grabs! The reason I'm posting this is because I must have the most tight fisted team on cc and we still need bonuses!! Lol

Maybe FC have run out of bricks (laughing quite hard now) and can generously help out one of the minions or maybe Rogues or SAS are running low and fear they cannot build what they need (laughing harder as I go on)

Seriously though, we need to raise some money and you guys need bricks! We have loads in reserve, so these are up for grabs for whoever can offer me a good price!

P.S. these are brand new and not from a demolished hideout! Ready to use and all in excellent condition! Free worldwide delivery but payment upon placing you're order.

Let the idiocy begin....

Death Wish
08-15-2013, 01:00 PM
$1 per brick :rolleyes:

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 01:01 PM
$1 per brick :rolleyes:

Like I said...."let the idiocy begin" lol

Ciara
08-15-2013, 01:15 PM
Love the post. Hope it goes well. Sorry your team mates are tight fisted. :)

montecore
08-15-2013, 01:18 PM
On a related note, SAS will continue to give away free bricks to any needy syndicate. Just PM me if interested.

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 01:22 PM
On a related note, SAS will continue to give away free bricks to any needy syndicate. Just PM me if interested.

I very much appreciate the total destruction of my thread with you're single post monte! Now if you could just delete it I can get back to trying to help MY needy syn lol

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 01:24 PM
I forgot about monte's ability to ruin my plan..... Where's dippy to drag it down further?? Lol

montecore
08-15-2013, 01:25 PM
It's actually part of a complex sales strategy. They PM me, I tell them I was just trolling, then they come running back to you far more desperate for bricks than they were before.

Your sales will skyrocket. Trust me.

Antheus
08-15-2013, 01:25 PM
On a related note, SAS will continue to give away free bricks to any needy syndicate. Just PM me if interested.

...hijacking again....?....[<f>].....

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 01:26 PM
It's actually part of a complex sales strategy. They PM me, I tell them I was just trolling, then they come running back to you far more desperate for bricks than they were before.

Your sales will skyrocket. Trust me.

Great plan!!!! Thanks!!!....just don't tell anyone.....

The Billionaire
08-15-2013, 03:12 PM
FC have enough bricks to build a skysc****r lol

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 04:04 PM
FC have enough bricks to build a skysc****r lol

But what's the collection time on that, and can we get a % of the income if we give you 3500 bricks? Lol

Chica
08-15-2013, 04:07 PM
With PvP events no syndicate will ever run out of bricks.

Rodney26
08-15-2013, 04:07 PM
Dang bro how much money are y'all short for completing all bonuses?

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 04:13 PM
Dang bro how much money are y'all short for completing all bonuses?

What can I say, we're poor!! Lol lets put it this way......we're waaaaaaay off!!! Lol

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 04:15 PM
With PvP events no syndicate will ever run out of bricks.

That's if they take part!!....I might be lucky and find a syn that hasn't updated in months and doesn't realise there even is a pvp event!! Lol

Dipstik
08-15-2013, 04:19 PM
FC have enough bricks to build a skysc****r lol

Funniest... Filter... Ever...

C Rebels
08-15-2013, 04:21 PM
Maybe dev's need to look at the brick / cash ratio to build hideouts?

Less money but a lot more bricks required to build hideouts?

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 04:33 PM
Maybe dev's need to look at the brick / cash ratio to build hideouts?

Less money but a lot more bricks required to build hideouts?

Good idea!!!.....in which case, you're all gonna be short on bricks.....I've got some for sale!!.....😉

Covert
08-15-2013, 04:43 PM
I will pay 1k for 10bricks, how many u got?

Gingeasian
08-15-2013, 04:46 PM
ill up the bid $1,001 for 10 Bricks

Chica
08-15-2013, 04:52 PM
$1,111 for 11 bricks

CCK-buttsy
08-15-2013, 04:55 PM
anyone want 11,000 bricks? PM me, we have the cheapest deals. competitor to montecore

Gingeasian
08-15-2013, 05:00 PM
anyone want 11,000 bricks? PM me, we have the cheapest deals. competitor to montecore
Well montecore gives bricks for free so i guess you will give us bricks and pay us? In that case ill take 10,999 bricks please

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 05:07 PM
anyone want 11,000 bricks? PM me, we have the cheapest deals. competitor to montecore

I've seen you're bricks!! They're awful secondhand ones, pulled from demolished hideouts!! Nobody wants them!! Mine however, are brand new, never used!!!! Come on guys, these bricks need to find a good home!! Don't make me go on eBay!!!......

Chica
08-15-2013, 05:12 PM
EBay sucks once tried to buy friends... Was left dead in a ditch.

CCK-buttsy
08-15-2013, 05:16 PM
Well montecore gives bricks for free so i guess you will give us bricks and pay us? In that case ill take 10,999 bricks pleaseyeah, if you buy 10,999 bricks i give you a dollar

Gingeasian
08-15-2013, 05:24 PM
yeah, if you buy 10,999 bricks i give you a dollar
Make it 2 and you have a deal

JailGuard
08-15-2013, 05:53 PM
Our syndicate needs to finish a few upgrades also. We need a donation of about $75 billion.
We can trade bricks for cash!!

Antheus
08-15-2013, 06:11 PM
Our syndicate needs to finish a few upgrades also. We need a donation of about $75 billion.
We can trade bricks for cash!!

.....you forgot...you need ashes......fools......]*

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 06:42 PM
Our syndicate needs to finish a few upgrades also. We need a donation of about $75 billion.
We can trade bricks for cash!!

Really?? How interesting!!.....here's a thought.....click on the "start new thread" button......once it opens, you can post what you're offering and what you want!! Apparently its really easy, wish I'd thought of it.....oh wait....I DID!!!!

Bad form!!!!!!!!!

Boyz in the hood
08-15-2013, 07:22 PM
Ok, lets see where we are up to here....

We've got fight club interested, but they're just negotiating planning permission for the new skysc****r, after which we only need to work out a %, so that looks promising!!...

Monte initiated a hostile takeover but thought better of it and reverted to offering us his sales technique! That should help us in the advertising department so looking good there!!...

Cck breached trading standards policy by offering sub standard materials so our main competitor has gone bust! Result!

And lastly project Phoenix displayed a lack of knowledge about their product and attempted to sneak one of their adverts in with a rival companies marketing project! Burnt again!!

All in all, not a bad day....

Lets see what day 2 has in stall.... 3500 bricks still available to sensible offers!!!

Antheus
08-15-2013, 07:41 PM
I will take One brick.....my offer is One Million for one brick ...I am a Brick Collector ...the brick has to have a certificate of authenticity. that it never have been compromised by the the presence , touch or breath of fc, gree or any other disgusting entity.....I will use a brokerage firm for the transaction ....The brick has to be Very Vergin........!

TMI
08-15-2013, 07:47 PM
how exactly do you move bricks from one syndicate to another?

Antheus
08-15-2013, 07:58 PM
how exactly do you move bricks from one syndicate to another?

I don't have any foocing idea...ask the goooorooos ...!

TonyArgento
08-15-2013, 08:58 PM
ROFL!!!!

Finally a lil humour on here.. instead of all the stiff whiny whimpers who seems to be in majority :mad:
Thanks for the funniest, fresh breeze of a thread in quite a while folks :D
More hilarious posts like these to the people in my opinion !!

Now to the serious part:
If l'll get access to credit card details- account no., address, important personal info such as conceivable gang-member.., anabolic monster.., fanatic heavily armed dooms-day sect leader etc. etc. I'll after some calculating and scheming with my associates send a truck (for the bricks !!) escorted by some bikers (for you not to mind about !) and voila !! Brick problem solved ! You get released of your burden, I'll laugh all my way to the bank and everybody lived happily long after (except maybe you, that depends) :cool:

And you can take that to the bank !!
Depend on it !!

All the baddest,
StonydaPusher -TDP{CCL}

(PS Anybody who can help with hiring some :cool: mean bikers ? HA would do fine !! They'll just fine ya :D And they can really tie a guys hand n foot down to his contract HAHA)!!!! ;) JK :D So don't call the cops 'aight LOL

Covert
08-15-2013, 09:04 PM
Are these real bricks? Can I pick them up?
I got a flatbed, and some buddy's to help
Maybe we could work a deal out, I'll pay more if you help load

Covert
08-15-2013, 09:05 PM
Cck sucks.......... The biggest

jaggededge
08-16-2013, 03:12 AM
ROFL!!!!

Finally a lil humour on here.. instead of all the stiff whiny whimpers who seems to be in majority :mad:
Thanks for the funniest, fresh breeze of a thread in quite a while folks :D
More hilarious posts like these to the people in my opinion !!

I 2nd that opinion... 100%

MattThomas08
08-16-2013, 05:13 AM
I've seen the quality of the bricks BTH produces first hand and let me tell you, they are worth every penny. They only use the best cement, aggregate and mortar from the best sources and they slow roast them in their kiln, which was recovered from a US Civil War outpost an still has that new kiln smell believe it or not.

With that said, you wanna get in on these bricks before they sell out. I know I'll be buying some as capstones for the Rogues walls for this upcoming war. It takes twice as many hits to being down a wall built by BTH bricks.

Rodney26
08-16-2013, 06:00 AM
Help mike and boyz in the hood out with there bonuses and I will throw in 2000 bricks also.

GU7 F4WK3S
08-16-2013, 06:01 AM
I'll donate $100 million for 1 brick. Your post and the responses have made me laugh. Famous When Dead has received charity from others and I'll pay it FwD.

CCK-buttsy
08-16-2013, 06:10 AM
I'll donate $100 million for 1 brick. Your post and the responses have made me laugh. Famous When Dead has received charity from others and I'll pay it FwD.haha, i'll donate 10 billion for 1 brick

CCK-buttsy
08-16-2013, 06:11 AM
I've seen the quality of the bricks BTH produces first hand and let me tell you, they are worth every penny. They only use the best cement, aggregate and mortar from the best sources and they slow roast them in their kiln, which was recovered from a US Civil War outpost an still has that new kiln smell believe it or not.

With that said, you wanna get in on these bricks before they sell out. I know I'll be buying some as capstones for the Rogues walls for this upcoming war. It takes twice as many hits to being down a wall built by BTH bricks.i stole all the bricks from BTH.. i win

GU7 F4WK3S
08-16-2013, 06:20 AM
haha, i'll donate 10 billion for 1 brick

Donate that to us we're 20 billion short on our last bonus! I will also throw in 1 illegal firearm.

CCK-buttsy
08-16-2013, 09:04 AM
Donate that to us we're 20 billion short on our last bonus! I will also throw in 1 illegal firearm.I can give you 267 junkyard explosives and 200 billion :)

Boyz in the hood
08-16-2013, 09:19 AM
Well.....

Day 2 has seen some development..... I now cannot offer you 3500 bricks..... It's now down to 3499

After some tough negotiation I eventually buckled and sold a brick. But please don't worry, I've got my team chained up in the brick yard producing more of the finest bricks on the market!

So..... Firstly I'd like to thank fwd GU7 F4WK3S for his purchase and I hope he will be more than happy with the quality and workmanship of his brick. I'm sure he will agree that it was 100,000,000 well spent!

Now for further pressing business on day 2..... I see cck have placed an order but have not yet spoken to my accounts department! Unfortunately we do not offer a credit service so any orders must be paid for prior to delivery!

Now please form an orderly line and you will be dealt with in turn.....who's next?

bimmer kid
08-16-2013, 09:19 AM
bricks of what exactly?

CCK-buttsy
08-16-2013, 09:21 AM
me, i can give you 1,000 M4A1's :)

Boyz in the hood
08-16-2013, 09:26 AM
bricks of what exactly?

You can choose if you like! We've just opened a new production department where we can personalise all our bricks especially for you! Maybe you'd like one with flames on it?.... Or one made from ash!! Custom bricks do however come at a premium!

bimmer kid
08-16-2013, 09:28 AM
can i get one with ponies printed on it? with free coke. and a hooker

Boyz in the hood
08-16-2013, 09:35 AM
can i get one with ponies printed on it? with free coke. and a hooker

Not a problem at all!!....although we will have to consult with our leading pony expert first for him to grant us the usage of pony images.....I'm sure dippy will be along shortly!

Now what is you're budget for you're requested brick? We need to discuss a financial package before we can go into the manufacturing process....

GU7 F4WK3S
08-16-2013, 09:50 AM
After my visit to the BTH Brick factory I can honestly say the professionalism, care and craftmanship that goes into every piece is beyond anything I could have hoped. This isn't your run of the mill Gree brick which is basically a crappy sun baked piece of mud that easily crumbles under some low level power attack.

I didn't just buy a brick, I bought peace of mind. I also received multiple henchmen to offer their expertise in the construction of a stronger wall. Quite honestly I'm surprised the three little pigs (FC, SAS, Rogues) didn't get in on this sooner.

Times are tough but if that donation helped one boyz in the hood it was worth it.

"Domino Mother F#$^er!" ~ Doughboy

c00guy
08-16-2013, 11:03 AM
Xela can offer bricks for $100,000 each (in game cash). Min order size of 1,000 bricks and 50% advance before we donate bricks to your syndicate. PM me if you're interested. No, I'm not joking. Cheers!

Antheus
08-16-2013, 11:19 AM
Xela can offer bricks for $100,000 each (in game cash). Min order size of 1,000 bricks and 50% advance before we donate bricks to your syndicate. PM me if you're interested. No, I'm not joking. Cheers!

.....too cheap !!!.....they must be fake or stolen......❌

MattThomas08
08-16-2013, 11:21 AM
After my visit to the BTH Brick factory I can honestly say the professionalism, care and craftmanship that goes into every piece is beyond anything I could have hoped. This isn't your run of the mill Gree brick which is basically a crappy sun baked piece of mud that easily crumbles under some low level power attack.

I didn't just buy a brick, I bought peace of mind. I also received multiple henchmen to offer their expertise in the construction of a stronger wall. Quite honestly I'm surprised the three little pigs (FC, SAS, Rogues) didn't get in on this sooner.

Times are tough but if that donation helped one boyz in the hood it was worth it.

"Domino Mother F#$^er!" ~ Doughboy

Now hold on one second. Rogues has been about the BTH bricks before it was the "adopting a baby from Africa" cool thing to do that it is these days, so you need to take a step back Angelina Jolie. :D

I've got production model bricks from the first run of production sitting on my mantle and I'll soon be back for more, once matters are settled in my mergers and acquisitions department. You can't buy this stuff retail people. Get in while you can. I've heard large enough donations qualify you as a BTH Goodwill Ambassador.

jmeijer
08-16-2013, 11:40 AM
Xela can offer bricks for $100,000 each (in game cash). Min order size of 1,000 bricks and 50% advance before we donate bricks to your syndicate. PM me if you're interested. No, I'm not joking. Cheers!You must be joking. Nobody is going to pay 100K/brick. My highest bid would be 5K/brick, and that's only if my syndicate would've needed bricks.

Boyz in the hood
08-16-2013, 11:51 AM
Xela can offer bricks for $100,000 each (in game cash). Min order size of 1,000 bricks and 50% advance before we donate bricks to your syndicate. PM me if you're interested. No, I'm not joking. Cheers!

WOW!!! And you're a senior member too.....that's amazing lol

Boyz in the hood
08-16-2013, 11:53 AM
.....too cheap !!!.....they must be fake or stolen......❌

I concur!! Those bricks are indeed stolen!! They're called happy campers because they don't use tents, the build little huts using stolen bricks!! That's why they're happy, cos they're nice and warm!!

Boyz in the hood
08-16-2013, 11:56 AM
You must be joking. Nobody is going to pay 100K/brick. My highest bid would be 5K/brick, and that's only if my syndicate would've needed bricks.

You obviously didn't read back far enough......if you had you would have seen I've already sold one brick for 100,000,000 today! Put that in you're cement mixer and give it a wiggle!!!

CCK-buttsy
08-16-2013, 06:31 PM
i give you money for buying my bricks... we took some of BTH's material and made our own bricks with it.. they are better than yours

Boyz in the hood
08-17-2013, 09:23 AM
i give you money for buying my bricks... we took some of BTH's material and made our own bricks with it.. they are better than yours

Hahaha only problem is that we saw you coming!! Our scouting team warned us you were on the way so we swapped our materials! The stuff you stole is actually useless in the manufacturing of bricks. Good luck trying to sell those!

Boyz in the hood
08-17-2013, 09:28 AM
Come on people..... Surely FWD are not the only syn that has seen the wisdom!

As it stands, FWD are leaders in the current brick purchasing market. They are the top dogs!! This is beyond syn battle and pvp rankings! That means more than winning the latest case event!

FWD are ranked #1 until someone knocks them off.....any takers??

CCK-buttsy
08-17-2013, 12:04 PM
Hahaha only problem is that we saw you coming!! Our scouting team warned us you were on the way so we swapped our materials! The stuff you stole is actually useless in the manufacturing of bricks. Good luck trying to sell those!we tortured the scouts and made them tell us where the real material is... So we win again

CCK-buttsy
08-17-2013, 12:06 PM
Come on people..... Surely FWD are not the only syn that has seen the wisdom!

As it stands, FWD are leaders in the current brick purchasing market. They are the top dogs!! This is beyond syn battle and pvp rankings! That means more than winning the latest case event!

FWD are ranked #1 until someone knocks them off.....any takers??i took all of FwD's bricks, btw it's FwD not FWD. you are dishonoring them :)