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MattThomas08
08-01-2013, 06:22 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

Godwin's law states "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."

Similar to this, i present to you Thomas' Law. As a thread on a Funzio forum continues, the probability of the thread beng derailed by trolling, allegations of cheating, or derogatory arguments approaches 1.

You can't always put an exact number of pages on it, but every thread will go off topic at some point. For instance, this one wont take long at all. Sometimes it's the topic, but other times a seemingly benign topic will turn cancerous.

Kidkiller
08-01-2013, 06:23 AM
Do we win some Thomas point's if we use the Thomas Law to end a thread? Wanna collect some ^^

Jax Teller
08-01-2013, 06:29 AM
I had never heard about Godwin's law before

Kidkiller
08-01-2013, 06:35 AM
I had never heard about Godwin's law before
Type in google "Laws of Internet" you'll find them all with a brief description of the said laws.

Tommy Two Toes
08-01-2013, 07:05 AM
Godwin's law states "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."...

i present to you Thomas' Law. As a thread on a Funzio forum continues, the probability of the thread beng derailed by trolling, allegations of cheating, or derogatory arguments approaches 1.

I bet Hitler named laws after himself too. :rolleyes:

Max Power
08-01-2013, 07:20 AM
The Nazis forced the hackers to cheet. Gree is run by the grandson of Hirohito. Did I win?

Snot
08-01-2013, 07:24 AM
What's "Gotti" Law!!!

sister morphine
08-01-2013, 08:25 AM
What's "Gotti" Law!!!
Must be when you attack someone and they automatically accuse you of being a hacker. ;)

candyson
08-01-2013, 08:27 AM
Here's an off topic post :-)

The Billionaire
08-01-2013, 08:28 AM
Most threads but not every single one. There are some exceptions to the rule.

MattThomas08
08-01-2013, 09:10 AM
Most threads but not every single one. There are some exceptions to the rule.
Exceptions so far...they'll all crash and burn eventually :). It may be best stated as a theorem...

Angel6ix6ix6
08-01-2013, 09:28 AM
Where is the free gold compensation?

MattThomas08
08-01-2013, 09:32 AM
Where is the free gold compensation?

Free gold!? You're a hacker.

Angel6ix6ix6
08-01-2013, 10:12 AM
I only hack for Rogues Gallery! Not my fault it was gold balls instead of bars. Gold is gold!


Free gold!? You're a hacker.

Peppers
08-01-2013, 10:15 AM
MT has golden balls?

Idiosyncrasy
08-01-2013, 10:30 AM
A good OP can mitigate trolls by being a good thread manager. There is the factor of the userbase, but one must learn how to deal with it.

The best community and thread manager possesses traits of a troll. You must predict their behavior before they strike and modify it.

Rule of thumb: do not feed the trolls.

Dipstik
08-01-2013, 10:57 AM
This is really just a corollary of rule 25...

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

mxz
08-01-2013, 03:28 PM
This is really just a corollary of rule 25...

25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.Care to explain how rule #30 isn't rule #1?

Euchred
08-01-2013, 03:30 PM
Rabble Rabble Rabble

Dipstik
08-01-2013, 03:33 PM
Care to explain how rule #30 isn't rule #1?

They're all important, Mxz, but not numbered in order of importance.

Stooboot
08-01-2013, 03:53 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

Godwin's law states "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."

Similar to this, i present to you Thomas' Law. As a thread on a Funzio forum continues, the probability of the thread beng derailed by trolling, allegations of cheating, or derogatory arguments approaches 1.

You can't always put an exact number of pages on it, but every thread will go off topic at some point. For instance, this one wont take long at all. Sometimes it's the topic, but other times a seemingly benign topic will turn cancerous.

really this is where we are at now with this forum? Bring back KOTF this $hit is boring

Kidkiller
08-01-2013, 04:59 PM
KOTF is busy and away until fridays.

cc thunder
08-01-2013, 10:10 PM
wait, I don't get it, whos cheating?

Kidkiller
08-01-2013, 10:30 PM
wait, I don't get it, whos cheating? probably you ;)

cc thunder
08-01-2013, 10:36 PM
probably you ;)earth to brent it was a joke!

Kidkiller
08-01-2013, 10:49 PM
earth to brent it was a joke!
Take a guess. But the answer is pretty obvious lol, refer to the rule 20 and maybe the 14 ^^

SilentAssassin
08-02-2013, 10:04 AM
MT please stop making threads....
Thanks in advance !

MattThomas08
08-02-2013, 12:12 PM
MT please stop making threads....
Thanks in advance !

Hey look it's "Hitman" everybody.

Dipstik
08-02-2013, 12:15 PM
*munches popcorn*

(SKK JL)-Superman
08-02-2013, 12:32 PM
really this is where we are at now with this forum? Bring back KOTF this $hit is boring

KotF was banned by CJ for no reason even though Sirius lifted the ban and he posted nothing that violates any rules after the ban was lifted. CJ deleted the threads that had 2 key pieces of evidence to this. In 1 thread, Sirius said it himself that he lifted the ban, in the other, KotF started a thread thanking Sirius. CJ deleted both threads, getting rid of the evidence. Getting rid of evidence is a serious crime and we will be protesting again later today.

Gingeasian
08-02-2013, 12:33 PM
KotF was banned by CJ for no reason even though Sirius lifted the ban and he posted nothing that violates any rules after the ban was lifted. CJ deleted the threads that had 2 key pieces of evidence to this. In 1 thread, Sirius said it himself that he lifted the ban, in the other, KotF started a thread thanking Sirius. CJ deleted both threads, getting rid of the evidence. Getting rid of evidence is a serious crime and we will be protesting again later today.
So how is SKK doing in the war i see FC is still on top

(SKK JL)-Batman
08-02-2013, 12:36 PM
So how is SKK doing in the war i see FC is still on top

We're not SKK. We're a division of SKK. SKK JL stands for SKK Justice League. The JL members and SKK have signed an agreement to merge and become 1 under the SKK tag. We will be joined later by Green Lantern, Flash, Aquaman, and Wonder Woman.

(SKK JL)-Batman
08-02-2013, 12:37 PM
KotF was banned by CJ for no reason even though Sirius lifted the ban and he posted nothing that violates any rules after the ban was lifted. CJ deleted the threads that had 2 key pieces of evidence to this. In 1 thread, Sirius said it himself that he lifted the ban, in the other, KotF started a thread thanking Sirius. CJ deleted both threads, getting rid of the evidence. Getting rid of evidence is a serious crime and we will be protesting again later today.

CJ54 is the Harvey Dent/Two Face of this forum, he must be brought to justice.

(SKK JL)-Superman
08-02-2013, 12:42 PM
Hey, Bruce, you excited about our new movie coming out in 2015?

(SKK JL)-Batman
08-02-2013, 12:45 PM
Absolutely, Clark! I'm sure Mr. Snyder will do an excellent job directing the movie and Mr. Nolan will do an excellent job as executive producer. Still waiting for the title though. I like Batman vs Superman better than Superman vs Batman.

(SKK JL)-Superman
08-02-2013, 12:47 PM
I like Superman vs Batman better. This is the sequel to MY movie you know.

tom73
08-02-2013, 12:48 PM
get a room

(SKK JL)-Batman
08-02-2013, 12:49 PM
Well then how about just World's Finest?

(SKK JL)-Batman
08-02-2013, 12:50 PM
get a room

Excuse me, kid, but the superheroes are talking here. If you don't want to be in our conversation than shoo!

(SKK JL)-Superman
08-02-2013, 12:53 PM
Well then how about just World's Finest?

Not many casual movie goers will know what World's Finest is so the movie won't make as much money as a title like Superman vs Batman because not as much people will see it.

(SKK JL)-Superman
08-02-2013, 12:54 PM
get a room

I'll send you to the Phantom Zone if you keep this up.

(SKK JL)-Batman
08-02-2013, 12:56 PM
Not many casual movie goers will know what World's Finest is so the movie won't make as much money as a title like Superman vs Batman because not as much people will see it.

Good point.

(SKK JL)-Superman
08-02-2013, 01:01 PM
Looks like the OP was right.

MT is an SKK member. SKK members are always right. Unfortunately, MT's SKK account was banned for no reason by CJ so we're gonna be protesting that ban too.

MattThomas08
08-02-2013, 01:13 PM
MT is an SKK member. SKK members are always right. Unfortunately, MT's SKK account was banned for no reason by CJ so we're gonna be protesting that ban too.

An outrage. CJ put the ban hammer on autopilot clearly.

(SKK JL)-Superman
08-02-2013, 01:14 PM
CJ was on auto banhammer for anyone with an (SKK)- tag. He either hates us or he couldn't handle the phenomenon that is SKK. Or both.