Jhenry02
07-25-2013, 12:13 AM
This is my attempt at levity and learning lessons. Please don't read if you aren't completely bored.
One day out of the clear blue sky, a baby bear wandered into a house. Now this was no normal
baby bear. He was larger in stature than normal baby bears. Soon the baby bear thought, "gee this looks familiar." He begins to walk into the back yard and sees 50 adult bears wearing masks standing around talking, laughing, and having a grand ole time. The baby bear likes what he sees, so he takes a mask he found in the closet and puts it on. He then walks into the middle of the backyard party and starts cracking jokes, asking other bears if they know how old he is. He also makes outrageous claims like he can collect so much honey for everyone it will make the other bears jealous.
Pretty soon the party host, a great big bellied bear, who most people outside the party arent fond of; notices the baby bear in the center of attention. Big Bellied Bear notices that a few of the other guests seem to have noticed the new arriving bear doesn't appear to be an adult bear. So Big Bellied Bear asks his new guest just how much honey he can collect. "200,000 barrels" replies Baby Bear. Now by this time Big Bellied Bear has a tingly Spidey Sense. So he thinks that he will just remove the new guest and maybe a few of his friends from the party.
Later on that evening Big Bellied Bear gets a call from Baby Bear asking why he was removed from the party. Big Bellied Bear, now remember kids; is a big meanie. But Big Bellied Bear decides for once he won't be so mean. So he talks to the party crashing Baby Bear and explains that his desires to be the center of attention are not the proper way to behave. Big Bellied Bear goes on and on about how although the party doesn't have an age limit, it's still meant for mature and older audiences who don't fancy the company of baby bears. Then finally Big Bellied Bear questions the truthitude of the baby bears claim of being able to collect 200,000 barrels of honey. Baby Bear responds with "I thought that claim would aloe me to stay in the party, if it wasn't how many barrels of honey would I need to collect to come back and stay at the party?"
Finally Big Bellied Bear explains that there are multiple reasons Baby Bear was removed for the party. Baby Bear just doesn't understand why everyone doesn't love him. Again, Big Bellied Bear is a big meanie; but for some reason he continues to discuss nicely the eviction of Baby Bear. Finally exasperated Big Bellied Bear tells Baby Bear "tough luck, good luck in future parties."
Baby Bear gets the hint and hangs up the phone dejected.
The moral of the story? 15 year olds with no job generally have no place in an elite faction. Lying about your age or production only makes people angrier and angrier. So it's better off if you find a home that fits your pace and shut up.
-Jason
Edit: This post was aimed at more than 1 person. A lot of us in top factions have run into the issue of annoying little kids and liars. This was just my attempt at adding levity and subtracting rage.
Edit: Edit: I have a tendency of creating words or plagiarizing them from movies; I know truthitude isn't a real word. However, my iphone recognizes this word.
One day out of the clear blue sky, a baby bear wandered into a house. Now this was no normal
baby bear. He was larger in stature than normal baby bears. Soon the baby bear thought, "gee this looks familiar." He begins to walk into the back yard and sees 50 adult bears wearing masks standing around talking, laughing, and having a grand ole time. The baby bear likes what he sees, so he takes a mask he found in the closet and puts it on. He then walks into the middle of the backyard party and starts cracking jokes, asking other bears if they know how old he is. He also makes outrageous claims like he can collect so much honey for everyone it will make the other bears jealous.
Pretty soon the party host, a great big bellied bear, who most people outside the party arent fond of; notices the baby bear in the center of attention. Big Bellied Bear notices that a few of the other guests seem to have noticed the new arriving bear doesn't appear to be an adult bear. So Big Bellied Bear asks his new guest just how much honey he can collect. "200,000 barrels" replies Baby Bear. Now by this time Big Bellied Bear has a tingly Spidey Sense. So he thinks that he will just remove the new guest and maybe a few of his friends from the party.
Later on that evening Big Bellied Bear gets a call from Baby Bear asking why he was removed from the party. Big Bellied Bear, now remember kids; is a big meanie. But Big Bellied Bear decides for once he won't be so mean. So he talks to the party crashing Baby Bear and explains that his desires to be the center of attention are not the proper way to behave. Big Bellied Bear goes on and on about how although the party doesn't have an age limit, it's still meant for mature and older audiences who don't fancy the company of baby bears. Then finally Big Bellied Bear questions the truthitude of the baby bears claim of being able to collect 200,000 barrels of honey. Baby Bear responds with "I thought that claim would aloe me to stay in the party, if it wasn't how many barrels of honey would I need to collect to come back and stay at the party?"
Finally Big Bellied Bear explains that there are multiple reasons Baby Bear was removed for the party. Baby Bear just doesn't understand why everyone doesn't love him. Again, Big Bellied Bear is a big meanie; but for some reason he continues to discuss nicely the eviction of Baby Bear. Finally exasperated Big Bellied Bear tells Baby Bear "tough luck, good luck in future parties."
Baby Bear gets the hint and hangs up the phone dejected.
The moral of the story? 15 year olds with no job generally have no place in an elite faction. Lying about your age or production only makes people angrier and angrier. So it's better off if you find a home that fits your pace and shut up.
-Jason
Edit: This post was aimed at more than 1 person. A lot of us in top factions have run into the issue of annoying little kids and liars. This was just my attempt at adding levity and subtracting rage.
Edit: Edit: I have a tendency of creating words or plagiarizing them from movies; I know truthitude isn't a real word. However, my iphone recognizes this word.