Zenobia
06-30-2013, 06:16 PM
... to join my guild, Murder of Crows. C'mon, boys, you know you wanna hang with us. Join MoC and you can! Life in MoC is exciting, titillating even. Get in bed with us and you'll never regret it. ;)
Is you guild no fun? We are. :cool: We laugh until we cry (or even snort, not mentioning any names on the laugh-snorting) regularly. Over the course of our time as a guild we have become a family... one where there is always room for another to marry in and become as close as those of us born into it.
Does your guild not win as much for you as it should? We do. We have ranked Top 10 - Top 50 in every war, two of those gem-free. We get together before each war and decide as a team if the Top 10 or 25 prize is worth the gem push and if so we do it. We have free and light gem spenders on the team as well, who all contribute 110% in whatever way they can. You will not be wasting your potential with us. You will score! You will soar! CAW!
Does your guild have real-life girls in it? Ours does - lots of us! You'll see when you join. ;)
But in all seriousness, do you have what it takes to be a Crow? We require an average daily donation of 100k gold. We are looking for players with >100k CP per war, ideally, but willing to look at a lesser track record with clear potential. Right now, we need to restore the perfect balance we had of gemmers and free/light gem players and to do that, we are looking mainly for gemmers. Willingness to put in at least a couple mountains per non-gem-boycott war (depending on our goal that war, of which every gemmer has a say in) is not a requirement but will give your application extra credit. The most important requirement is that you be willing to join in our community, and converse with us daily, via forum / live chat (g+ / skype). Also the most important requirement with that (I guess it's a tie lol) is activity. We expect everyone to be present throughout the wars when they don't have a good reason not to be. And we expect you to enjoy yourself. :)
MURDER OF CROWS
Health regen time: 14%
Casualty rate: 19%
Upgrade time: 23%
Building cost: 23%
One opening currently, more very soon. And despite the thread title, it goes without saying that we'd love a few good women as much as a few good men.
Here's my number; so call me maybe: Zenobia (http://www.funzio.com/forum/member.php?67477-Zenobia)
or call Skyraiders (http://www.funzio.com/forum/member.php?77869-Skyraiders) or Dirt road Joe (http://www.funzio.com/forum/member.php?61219-Dirt-road-Joe).
Guild invite code: 693-336-072
Is you guild no fun? We are. :cool: We laugh until we cry (or even snort, not mentioning any names on the laugh-snorting) regularly. Over the course of our time as a guild we have become a family... one where there is always room for another to marry in and become as close as those of us born into it.
Does your guild not win as much for you as it should? We do. We have ranked Top 10 - Top 50 in every war, two of those gem-free. We get together before each war and decide as a team if the Top 10 or 25 prize is worth the gem push and if so we do it. We have free and light gem spenders on the team as well, who all contribute 110% in whatever way they can. You will not be wasting your potential with us. You will score! You will soar! CAW!
Does your guild have real-life girls in it? Ours does - lots of us! You'll see when you join. ;)
But in all seriousness, do you have what it takes to be a Crow? We require an average daily donation of 100k gold. We are looking for players with >100k CP per war, ideally, but willing to look at a lesser track record with clear potential. Right now, we need to restore the perfect balance we had of gemmers and free/light gem players and to do that, we are looking mainly for gemmers. Willingness to put in at least a couple mountains per non-gem-boycott war (depending on our goal that war, of which every gemmer has a say in) is not a requirement but will give your application extra credit. The most important requirement is that you be willing to join in our community, and converse with us daily, via forum / live chat (g+ / skype). Also the most important requirement with that (I guess it's a tie lol) is activity. We expect everyone to be present throughout the wars when they don't have a good reason not to be. And we expect you to enjoy yourself. :)
MURDER OF CROWS
Health regen time: 14%
Casualty rate: 19%
Upgrade time: 23%
Building cost: 23%
One opening currently, more very soon. And despite the thread title, it goes without saying that we'd love a few good women as much as a few good men.
Here's my number; so call me maybe: Zenobia (http://www.funzio.com/forum/member.php?67477-Zenobia)
or call Skyraiders (http://www.funzio.com/forum/member.php?77869-Skyraiders) or Dirt road Joe (http://www.funzio.com/forum/member.php?61219-Dirt-road-Joe).
Guild invite code: 693-336-072